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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #180 on: Dec 21, 2012, 11:34:58 AM »
Well considering we beat the Brits, Mexico, the Nazis, Japan, and indirectly the Russians...I think we deserve a little self pat on the back for our military abilities.



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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #181 on: Dec 21, 2012, 11:41:51 AM »
WHo cares about the big guys (dont even make me started with mexico bro). You got it handed to you by VIETNAM. Reminds me of the Maldives war (btw did you know the US gave money and weapons to argentina and peru to fight against britain? and u know how that ended)

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #182 on: Dec 21, 2012, 12:51:24 PM »
WHo cares about the big guys (dont even make me started with mexico bro). You got it handed to you by VIETNAM. Reminds me of the Maldives war (btw did you know the US gave money and weapons to argentina and peru to fight against britain? and u know how that ended)


The US has given money and weapons to a lot of other shitty countries, too.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #183 on: Dec 21, 2012, 03:22:37 PM »
yeah but they denied it (and still do ) in the case of the maldives. they were supposed to be bros with the english.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #184 on: Dec 21, 2012, 05:12:01 PM »
They deny giving guns to lots of shitty countries. Like Mexico (well, it got out, but they sure weren't admitting to it willingly) and about half (maybe all?) the countries in the middle east.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #185 on: Dec 21, 2012, 10:41:31 PM »
Vietnam wasn't lost because of North Vietnamese. It was lost because the U.S. politicos didn't want to risk an all-out war against the Communist bloc and pussy-footed around when they could (and by all rights should) have turned it up to 11. The Korean War could have gone the same way had it not been called when it was, and that peninsula could have become the proletarian paradise into which Vietnam has blossomed.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #186 on: Dec 22, 2012, 10:16:10 PM »
Plus giving guns to a country and then denying it is like part of the "Things a Superpower does" checklist. US has done, Russia has done it, China has done it...

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #187 on: Dec 25, 2012, 04:04:04 PM »
Yeah. I hate that crap. That's a big reason why nobody trusts us. Well they shouldn't.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #188 on: Dec 27, 2012, 08:43:14 AM »
ehhh... trust/like its the same

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #189 on: Dec 27, 2012, 01:00:23 PM »
You can like someone and not trust them. You can trust someone and not like them.
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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #190 on: Dec 27, 2012, 03:17:37 PM »
I was talking more in the sense of what the rest of the world feels towards the US

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #191 on: Dec 27, 2012, 07:49:54 PM »
I do hope the US will come liberate me tho when the EU finally turns this continent into the Soviet Union 2.0

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #192 on: Dec 28, 2012, 08:39:51 AM »
Dont say that! where else would i go to ? :(

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #193 on: Dec 30, 2012, 08:59:58 AM »
There's always Australia.
At least that's where I plan to go

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #194 on: Dec 30, 2012, 11:51:29 PM »
You should go now before the Greeks call dibs on all the kangaroos.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #195 on: Dec 31, 2012, 03:14:25 AM »
I'm sure there will be plenty of Yahoo Serious to go around though.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #196 on: Jan 01, 2013, 08:17:45 AM »
You should go now before the Greeks call dibs on all the kangaroos.
silly Nuri, the greeks cant even afford toilet paper do you think they would be able to afford kangaroos?

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #197 on: Jan 02, 2013, 12:50:14 AM »
Do kangaroos cost more then toilet paper? I mean what is the exchange rate?

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #198 on: Jan 02, 2013, 08:01:05 AM »
It depends but generally its about 1.5 of the price of the dingos

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #199 on: Jan 02, 2013, 09:24:31 PM »
I figured they'd barter with some olive oil and/or a pilfered historical relic or two.

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #200 on: Jan 04, 2013, 03:21:37 AM »
and homosex, dont forget

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #201 on: Jan 06, 2013, 02:58:08 PM »
That's true. I certainly feel analy violated by the Greeks when I look at all the tax increases.
Can't wait for the Italians and Spaniards to join the gangbang

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #202 on: Jan 07, 2013, 04:48:18 AM »
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #203 on: Jan 07, 2013, 09:39:54 AM »
Because I felt it's related somehow...  Brigitte Bardot May Quit France Over Elephants

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #204 on: Jan 07, 2013, 12:19:15 PM »
Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?

I mainly have some newfound respect for czar Putin, trolling the Frenchies like that

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Re: Sam's Birthday Thread.
« Reply #205 on: Jan 08, 2013, 11:36:09 AM »
Because I felt it's related somehow...  Brigitte Bardot May Quit France Over Elephants

They have elephant reserves for this shit. Fucking idiots. We had a similar problem at the Dallas Zoo, as you might recall, except they wanted to send the elephant to the worst elephant reserve ever, when more suitable ones were offering to take her.

Talking about tax increases, dont you love that crazy mofo, Gerard Depardieu, even more now?

I mainly have some newfound respect for czar Putin, trolling the Frenchies like that

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