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Turducken, What the hell?
« on: Nov 26, 2008, 09:37:22 AM »
Who the hell invented Turducken?! What kind of crazy is that?!

Turducken= a duck shoved inside a chicken which is put into a turkey and cooked.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #1 on: Nov 26, 2008, 10:28:00 AM »
Paula Deen did like 5 years ago. Welcome to 2004.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #2 on: Nov 26, 2008, 01:06:39 PM »
First beer cans, now this?  How about you shove a turkey up a cow's ass then broil it?
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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #3 on: Nov 26, 2008, 03:44:19 PM »
First beer cans, now this?  How about you shove a turkey up a cow's ass then broil it?

Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....you may be on to something right there, but I'd rather they shove the turkey in a pig and then the pig into a cow. Mmmmmmmm good eats right there.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #4 on: Nov 26, 2008, 04:02:15 PM »
Might as well just stick the rest of the farm in there while you're at it.  Lol.
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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #5 on: Nov 26, 2008, 04:04:30 PM »


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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #6 on: Nov 26, 2008, 05:40:16 PM »
It sounds crazy. How does that even work?! You have to cut through the chicken skeleton to get to the duck, and the turkey skeleton to the chicken!!

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #7 on: Nov 26, 2008, 06:39:54 PM »
It's deboned.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #8 on: Nov 27, 2008, 12:20:51 AM »
Might as well just stick the rest of the farm in there while you're at it.  Lol.

Well I would have shoved Farmer John in there too, but I hear he tastes just like Chicken. Which would be redundant.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #9 on: Nov 27, 2008, 09:01:32 AM »
Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....you may be on to something right there, but I'd rather they shove the turkey in a pig and then the pig into a cow. Mmmmmmmm good eats right there.

LOL!  Actually I think you'd prefer it if they took a small pig, shoved into a bigger pig, and then put it into the cow...







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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #10 on: Nov 27, 2008, 11:57:31 AM »
Oh hell yeah! I like how you think!

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #11 on: Nov 27, 2008, 06:20:07 PM »
They did that in Roman times for massive feasts. Look it up. :D
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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #12 on: Nov 27, 2008, 11:52:54 PM »
Oh Roman...classy.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #13 on: Nov 28, 2008, 11:52:00 AM »
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Who the hell invented Turducken?! What kind of crazy is that?!

Turducken= a duck shoved inside a chicken which is put into a turkey and cooked.

Is this tv first time u heard about it? Even I knew about it from years ago! There's this webpage I love that has a step bv step explanation on how to do it, and the author herself talks about how she wanted to quit a couple of times .I'll post the link when I get back to my apt

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #14 on: Nov 28, 2008, 01:24:09 PM »
Yeah, this is so old. Next thing you know, he'll be talking about this great Japanese food called Sushi.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Turducken, What the hell?
« Reply #15 on: Nov 28, 2008, 02:27:49 PM »
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