Oh, good grief - it's not going to be the Roger Rabbit entry into Toontown scene, but it's not going to be Hieronymus Bosch either. JFK was supposed to make the national religion Catholicism and give the Vatican a secret office from which they would decide national policy. I've smiled politely over too damn many servings of lutefisk at Advent, and Lutherans would have been the first against the wall for the Reformation, so I kind of think that didn't happen.

Just in case anyone thought I was exaggerating about how the insurance industry and the GOP are in each other's pockets - a little something from the Texas Independent Insurance Agency. Take that "Independent" part lightly -
every single endorsed candidate for which all IIAT members were "encouraged" to vote is Republican. The running joke around election time is "Remember, 'raise' and 'Republican' both begin with 'R'!":
http://www.iiat.org/down/cr_Nov7_08.pdf