Author Topic: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive (Read 4606 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Oct 09, 2008, 10:08:58 AM »

What, really?

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Halle-Berry-Sexiest-20040.aspx?rss=news&partnerid=spi&profileid=05

Derrick · « **Reply #1 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 10:11:05 AM »

She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #2 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 12:02:20 PM »

Yeah, notice how few Sexiest Women Ever Born contests there are. Too much quality competition. Ava Gardner, Gene Tierney, Vivien Leigh....damn.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Oct 09, 2008, 04:02:57 PM »

You ain't kidding about Ava Gardner.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Oct 10, 2008, 10:47:48 AM »

Quote from: Derrick on Oct 09, 2008, 10:11:05 AM

She's in the top ten, but she's no Rita Hayworth.

Yeah, that. I'm certainly not disputing Halle Berry is damn attractive, especially being a 40-year-old mom and all. But Sexiest Woman ALIVE. I had a hard time swallowing that in a world of billions, the best we can do is Halle Berry.

Sexiest Woman Ever Born sounds intriguing.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #5 on:** Oct 13, 2008, 07:07:07 PM »

Honestly I wouldn't sleep with her on sheer looks. Dunno. I'm not really into black girls for one (though she's borderline for me) and...kind of slim looking. Like I'd accidentally break something.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Oct 13, 2008, 09:08:51 PM »

She doesn't fuck whitey, so you're safe.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 10:06:39 AM »

Wtf are you talking about? Her husband is white. Andfucking gorgeous. He can do so much better IMO

Derrick · « **Reply #8 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 05:14:23 PM »

Really? Whenever I saw her, she was always with black dudes. I remember her saying that she identified as black more than white. Oh well, just goes to show you once you go black, you wander back to white.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Oct 14, 2008, 10:07:47 PM »

http://z.about.com/d/racerelations/1/7/h/halleaubrey.jpg

so.fucking.hot

Derrick · « **Reply #10 on:** Oct 15, 2008, 06:40:30 AM »

Can't go whiter than that.

The D · « **Reply #11 on:** Oct 16, 2008, 04:19:01 PM »

Yea, she's paler than the guy next to her.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Oct 20, 2008, 04:18:23 PM »

Nice boob shot. He's hot, too, but what's with his forehead? Is a tiny alien about to free itself or what?

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #13 on:** Oct 26, 2008, 07:16:16 PM »

These "ever" or "top ____" things are generally trash. The real "Sexiest Woman Alive" would likely be a pr0n star or some person not famous whom you've never seen before.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Oct 27, 2008, 06:35:14 AM »

Sunny Leone, hands down.

IDE · « **Reply #15 on:** Oct 27, 2008, 12:19:16 PM »

She is pretty sexy. But I have to wonder if you've spent so much time down here that you've been contaminated and can no longer appreciate a hot blond American chick.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Oct 27, 2008, 06:26:39 PM »

I never liked Blondes. Always been a Bruenette fan.

Sam · « **Reply #17 on:** Oct 29, 2008, 12:39:55 PM »

I'm a fan of women.

Derrick · « **Reply #18 on:** Oct 29, 2008, 04:14:33 PM »

Have some standards, would you fuck them?

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The D · « **Reply #19 on:** Oct 29, 2008, 05:03:16 PM »

I said in one place that I'd screw just about any chick unless they were huge, (like over 250 or so... just a random number) and got every female in that board pissed at me.

But seriously. Not many guys would fuck something that fat. The one on the far right maybe if I was desparate, but the rest, probably not.

You look at supermodels and they're all skinny as fuck. Anime girls... skinny as fuck. Comic book chicks... skinny (and maybe muscular). Movie stars...skinny. Porn stars? yep. The definition of hot chick is one that's skinny. Most men are attracted to skinny women, it's like it's bred into our genes.

And women have nothing to complain about. The ideal of a hot guy for a woman is either a skinny androgynous (possibly gay) guy, or a muscular guy. You don't see a fat James Bond.

Those women who got mad at me because I said I don't fuck fat chicks and shut up........ and uh... get back in the damn kitchen. yea.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #20 on:** Oct 30, 2008, 01:21:40 PM »

why are you even choosing one of the girls in that pic? Are you serious?

Also, you are setting yourself up to a lot of comebacks with that "I'd fuck anything" statement up there son.

Rama · « **Reply #21 on:** Oct 30, 2008, 02:47:30 PM »

Would you hump a goat on a boat? Would you screw a fox in a box?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Oct 30, 2008, 04:55:45 PM »

Is that a haiku?

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #23 on:** Oct 30, 2008, 10:26:45 PM »

It's the adult version of Dr. Seuss

IDE · « **Reply #24 on:** Oct 31, 2008, 01:50:29 AM »

I'd have sex with any or all of them for $100,000.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** Oct 31, 2008, 01:53:29 PM »

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desparate

The D · « **Reply #26 on:** Nov 03, 2008, 06:08:05 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Oct 31, 2008, 01:53:29 PM

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desparate

I Spelled it right this time!

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** Nov 05, 2008, 07:32:51 AM »

Quote from: Google

Did you mean: define:desperate

Definitions of desparate on the Web:

* Common misspelling of desperate
en.wiktionary.org/wiki/desparate

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Nov 05, 2008, 10:15:19 AM »

I'd fuck a tranny above them, but like a good tranny. Vaniity maybe.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #29 on:** Nov 05, 2008, 10:22:43 AM »

Eddie murphy's?