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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #30 on: Nov 05, 2008, 10:26:33 AM »
Nooooooooooooo.

She does women and men. I like TS/Woman pr0n. It's like lesbians, except I always found it silly when the girl moans as another felates the strap-on. This solves the problem, since most of the trannies that do it with girls are hot. I've seen some that have just been god awful, though.

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #31 on: Nov 05, 2008, 10:41:46 AM »
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #32 on: Nov 05, 2008, 10:44:04 AM »
I've become like Rama. His disease has spread to me. now my posts will be littered with misspellings.
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #33 on: Nov 05, 2008, 11:21:13 AM »
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL

If they're banging women, yes. Vaniity is just not bad at all. I prefer her to Rod Hammer's hairy ass.
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I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #34 on: Nov 05, 2008, 04:25:50 PM »
That's a dude?!

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #35 on: Nov 05, 2008, 07:13:46 PM »
You should see him deep dick a woman. It's fucking hot.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #36 on: Nov 05, 2008, 11:57:22 PM »
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
Eddie murphy's?

She's been dead for years.  I hope not.


Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:41:46 AM
So you like trannies now?? Someone has been spending too much timeon 4chan LOL

Was I supposed to be able to tell he did from his other posts?
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #37 on: Nov 06, 2008, 12:21:44 AM »
Wow...this thread just got on the ship to weridsville.
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #38 on: Nov 06, 2008, 08:14:30 AM »
Quote from: B E C K on Nov 05, 2008, 11:57:22 PM
Quote from: Faye Valentine on Nov 05, 2008, 10:22:43 AM
Eddie murphy's?

She's been dead for years.  I hope not.

 she has? When and why did she die???
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #39 on: Nov 06, 2008, 09:37:18 AM »
He probably had her killed when he had a viable career.
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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #40 on: Nov 06, 2008, 11:21:55 AM »
That's actually a theory.  I found a webpage a while back about some bodyguard guy or something and he implied something like that.  He went and paid off a bunch of transsexuals ready to blab about Murphy and that one wouldn't shut-up.  Here's the Wikipedia entry for her:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atisone_Seiuli


EDIT:  Here's the page.  It's a long read so only if you're bored, that interested, or can't sleep or something.  http://www.hollywoodinterrupted.com/archives/the_bagman.phtml
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #41 on: Nov 06, 2008, 05:01:44 PM »
Eddie murphy killed her to cover WHAt up? She already said everything so I don't know what he could have killed her for. Wow I didn't know eddie was an ass man !
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #42 on: Nov 07, 2008, 05:11:04 AM »
Well he played one on Shrek.

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It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #43 on: Nov 07, 2008, 12:37:51 PM »
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Re: Halle Berry Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive
« Reply #44 on: Nov 07, 2008, 01:10:57 PM »
Now that old Adam Ant song "Desparate (But Not Serious)" is stuck in my head....  :mad:
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