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Palin is hotter than Obama
« on: Aug 29, 2008, 10:20:23 AM »
http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/08/29/palin.republican.vp.candidate/index.html

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(CNN) -- Sen. John McCain has picked Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his running mate, a senior McCain campaign official told CNN on Friday.

She catapulted to the post with a strong reputation as a political outsider, forged during her stint in local politics. She was mayor and a council member of the small town of Wasila and was chairman of the state Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, which regulates Alaska's oil and gas resources, in 2003 and 2004.

The conservative Palin defeated two so-called political insiders to win the governor's job -- incumbent Gov. Frank Murkowski in the GOP primary and former two-term Democratic Gov. Tony Knowles in the 2006 general election. iReport.com: What do you think of McCain's VP pick?

Palin made her name in part by backing tough ethical standards for politicians. During the first legislative session after her election, her administration passed a state ethics law overhaul.

Palin's term has not been without controversy. A legislative investigation is looking into allegations that Palin fired Alaska's public safety commissioner because he refused to fire the governor's former brother-in-law, a state trooper.

Yeah, I'd do her dirty, conservative ass. Mmmm.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29, 2008, 10:22:04 AM »
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #2 on: Aug 29, 2008, 10:43:25 AM »
HOLY SHIT.   :o















Okay, Obama's lost.   :laugh:  Man, this election would've been epic if Hillary had won the damn nomination.

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Analysts say she may have been chosen by the McCain campaign as a tactic to win over Democratic women voters, disappointed by the defeat of Hillary Clinton to Barack Obama.

Well, yeah.  As someone who is completely turned off by the Obamas, I know they made me pay attention again.  Whether or not I vote Rep is something else but I have to say, that staged roll call by the Dems only made me angrier.

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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #3 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:18:17 PM »
Tom, Hillary just called and says she's no longer your cougar, you two-timing beyotch.  :razz:

Yeah, I'm familiar with Palin.  She should know my name as well, considering all the letters I wrote about banning aerial hunting of wolves.  Apparently, H.R. 3663 got stuffed up her twat somewhere along the line, so she didn't have time to deal with it.  If someone wants to hunt a wild animal, get yer mother-fucking pants-pissing nelly ass on the ground and FACE IT!  Noooo, they might sweat on their designer hunting gear while they're chasing a 90-lb. animal in a 1000+ lb. metal machine to shoot it in the bowels/bladder and let it bleed to death so the pelt won't be ruined.   If I could get ahold of people like this, the Saw movie franchise would be calling me for ideas.  :stabface:
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #4 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:31:55 PM »
Ugh, yeah, I was reading about her and came across the wolf-thing as well.  Boo hiss.

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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #5 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:34:39 PM »
I'm simply judging her on looks, I could care less if she was president or vp. Hill-dawg remains my love. I'm hoping for Hillary '12.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #6 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:37:23 PM »
and i'm hoping for chicago 2016.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #7 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:50:44 PM »
I'm afraid that women are going to vote for in hopes that McCain will croak mid-term and she'll become president.  Oh hey, John McCain has to be president first!  It's such a smart move that it pisses me off.  He knew that if he picked some old white-haired Conservative who's been in Washington as long as he has, then nobody would vote for him.

I have faith in Hillary supporters staying true to their Democratic roots.  Palin is very conservative and pro-life, unlike Hillary.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #8 on: Aug 29, 2008, 12:58:07 PM »
Somehow I don't see aerial wolf hunting as a make-or-break political issue for the overwhelming majority of voters.  

I'm thinking the focus right now is on Minnesota governor Tim Pawlenty or Alaska governor Sarah Palin.

Man, I'm good.  Now if they'll find a good presidential candidate, I might be inclined to vote Republican this cycle!  But this selection is what you call savvy politics.  It addresses the need to play to the conservative base, as well as court the portion of the female vote and Hillary supporters that feel disenfranchised by the outcome of the Democratic primaries and convention.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #9 on: Aug 29, 2008, 10:30:13 PM »
This makes voting McCain all the more enticing! If she shows her boobs I will guarantee there will be no hanging chads in FL.

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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #10 on: Aug 30, 2008, 03:06:30 PM »
McCane played this well. He's also a moron.

He's losing to a young, idealistic, inexperienced man who's the first black presidental canidate, one that has roots with the working class, plus he knows that there's lots of women who wanted to vote for Hillary but are uncertain about Obama, so what does he do? He picks a young, idealistic, inexperienced woman, who's the first woman to run Veep, and has roots with the working class (her husband). She's like the white female Republican version of Obama.

So I'd be saying that McCane picked his running mate well.  But there's one problem. He tried to go a little too far in outdoing Obama, and picked someone with even less experience than he has! What kind of foreign policy do you have to worry about in the backwoods of Alaska? Russian tartars crossing over the Bering Strait? A missile defense shield across the coast?
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #11 on: Aug 30, 2008, 03:32:51 PM »
But she's a woman! Women are known for being remarkably smart and foreign diplomats love to be sold/pitched to by a chick! That's why they're making more money these days! Make sure to hike up her skirt and show some cleavage before we trot her out to be ogled and slyly push our policies.

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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #12 on: Aug 30, 2008, 09:41:46 PM »
What are you talking about, women's intutition trumps foreign policy experience any day  8)

As for foreign policy experience, I keep hearing this, but I don't see why it matters.  Obama doesn't have it, either, and he's the actual presidential nominee, and her experience trumps his every which way.  Her two years of executive experience trumps his zero years of the same.  His national presence has been nearly as non-existent as hers, with most of his time in the Senate having been invested in his run for president.  He has authoried no major pieces of legislation, or anything else of substance that I'm aware of.  And her being governor of a state nearer to foreign nations such as Canada than the continuous United States gives her more foreign policy experience, to boot. 
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #13 on: Sep 02, 2008, 02:35:58 PM »
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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin employed a lobbying firm to secure almost $27 million in federal earmarks for a town of 6,700 residents while she was its mayor, according to an analysis by an independent government watchdog group.

Considering McCain's opinion of lobbyists, politics really does make strange bedfellows.  :raiseeyebrow:

Best quote so far from a friend I had lunch with; an ardent Hillary supporter: "No thanks, McCain - I don't play Musical Va-jay-jays..."  :laugh:

Just judging from opinions close to home, the McCain people had best tread carefully with the Palin daughter's pregnancy. The response from McCain's camp that this was something that usually happened to  American families was the last straw for at least 4 staunch Republicans - my sister, brother-in-law, nephew & his wife, whose response was "Oh, really?  Not in THIS American family!"  4 votes lost!


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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #14 on: Sep 02, 2008, 06:59:43 PM »
She's still hot.

Though from a now neutral political observer, I see this. Obama picked Biden to make up the votes in working class. McCain picked Palin to hype up the evangelical base.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #15 on: Sep 02, 2008, 09:37:56 PM »
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Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin employed a lobbying firm to secure almost $27 million in federal earmarks for a town of 6,700 residents while she was its mayor, according to an analysis by an independent government watchdog group.

Considering McCain's opinion of lobbyists, politics really does make strange bedfellows.  :raiseeyebrow:

Best quote so far from a friend I had lunch with; an ardent Hillary supporter: "No thanks, McCain - I don't play Musical Va-jay-jays..."  :laugh:

Just judging from opinions close to home, the McCain people had best tread carefully with the Palin daughter's pregnancy. The response from McCain's camp that this was something that usually happened to  American families was the last straw for at least 4 staunch Republicans - my sister, brother-in-law, nephew & his wife, whose response was "Oh, really?  Not in THIS American family!"  4 votes lost!






I find it funny that she supports Abstinence Only programs... Hmmm.... someone must have skipped that class.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #16 on: Sep 02, 2008, 09:56:27 PM »
Some people have to learn the hard way, but at least she's not shirking the responsibility of it.
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« Reply #17 on: Sep 03, 2008, 08:37:30 AM »
Best assessment I've found so far from a blog:

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They know they aren't going to win this year. They're keeping the powder dry for 2012. Throw McCan't out there and let him get torn to shreds. Don't waste your time throwing Pawlenty out there to get McCan't's loser juice on him. Throw some nutbag out (for VP). When she gets eaten alive, you haven't lost one of your real stars and it will just energize the base.

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« Reply #18 on: Sep 03, 2008, 08:52:51 AM »
Glad her daughter doesn't have to worry about a place to live....Covenant House in Houston is one of the organizations we support.  I don't like this at all. 

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ST. PAUL -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee who revealed Monday that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, earlier this year used her line-item veto to slash funding for a state program benefiting teen mothers in need of a place to live.

After the legislature passed a spending bill in April, Palin went through the measure reducing and eliminating funds for programs she opposed. Inking her initials on the legislation -- "SP" -- Palin reduced funding for Covenant House Alaska by more than 20 percent, cutting funds from $5 million to $3.9 million. Covenant House is a mix of programs and shelters for troubled youths, including Passage House, which is a transitional home for teenage mothers.

According to Passage House's web site, its purpose is to provide "young mothers a place to live with their babies for up to eighteen months while they gain the necessary skills and resources to change their lives" and help teen moms "become productive, successful, independent adults who create and provide a stable environment for themselves and their families."
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« Reply #19 on: Sep 03, 2008, 01:44:11 PM »
This bitch has been running rampant up in the middle of nowhere for sometime now.  Why couldn't they pick someone that isn't so unnerving.

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« Reply #20 on: Sep 03, 2008, 09:54:26 PM »
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ST. PAUL -- Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee who revealed Monday that her 17-year-old daughter is pregnant, earlier this year used her line-item veto to slash funding for a state program benefiting teen mothers in need of a place to live.

Slash?  Really?

$3.9 million is three times what the charity received the year before, up from $1.3 million in 2007.  It received $3 million in total revenue in 2007, so it's not like they're scraping the bottom of the barrel...instead, they just doubled their income for this year thanks to Alaska, a state that actually has a balanced budget.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #21 on: Sep 03, 2008, 11:01:15 PM »
This bitch has been running rampant up in the middle of nowhere for sometime now.  Why couldn't they pick someone that isn't so unnerving.

Newt was on the daily show. She's the perfect anti-Obama defense. Any time her inexperience is brought up they can respond with Obama's inexperience and counter with what Rodentia just said. She may be new, but she hasn't fucked up much.
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #22 on: Sep 03, 2008, 11:04:05 PM »
Courtesy of 4chan and there is a nude shot on there that is supposedly here is well.

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« Reply #23 on: Sep 03, 2008, 11:07:05 PM »
For some reason I believe she did those shady firings (that brother in law thing and was there one other one?).  I also believe she at one point supported the bridge to no where even though she later denied it.  I can't tell you why I believe these things I just have a hunch, and it until these things are proven 100% to not be true I find her unsettling.

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« Reply #24 on: Sep 03, 2008, 11:35:33 PM »
Courtesy of 4chan and there is a nude shot on there that is supposedly here is well.

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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #25 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:25:33 AM »
does it really have to be an "america" bikini?  it's like the flag lapel pin, but so much worse.
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« Reply #26 on: Sep 04, 2008, 08:30:36 AM »
In the interest of family harmony, I did not tune in last night as Eddie said that if that "wolf-torturing cunt" was on, he would go to the neighborhood pub.  Since the C-word is not a frequent one in his vocabulary and I was a bit shocked, I'll have to read about it in the paper.  He said she reminded him of the lizard woman who unhinged her jaw and ate the rat in the V miniseries. :laugh:

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$3.9 million is three times what the charity received the year before, up from $1.3 million in 2007. 

Yes, and the cost of living in Anchorage is approximately 23% higher that the rest of the nation, according to the ACCRA Index, so a 20% cut there is really felt.  Plus one can't exactly sleep outside for 9 months of the year in Alaska as is possible in Houston (if you don't mind the giant roaches).  There isn't a day when Covenant House doesn't have kids curled up asleep in the doorway.  And really, you can't expect me not to be sensitive to any cuts for a program I send money to.   :-\
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Re: Palin is hotter than Obama
« Reply #27 on: Sep 04, 2008, 10:28:53 AM »
does it really have to be an "america" bikini?  it's like the flag lapel pin, but so much worse.

Are you gay? How did you see the bikini?
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« Reply #28 on: Sep 04, 2008, 12:45:50 PM »
You do know that when you screw up and call Kari "Sarah" that you won't get any for a looooooooooooong time, right?   :joe:
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« Reply #29 on: Sep 04, 2008, 12:58:26 PM »
That wolf hunting shit pisses me off.  I didn't think it was possible to make me consider voting for obama, but this lady has done it.