Author Topic: Palin is hotter than Obama (Read 33427 times)

Rama · « **Reply #60 on:** Sep 16, 2008, 12:22:57 AM »

They couldn't get him off the set of Ladies' Man 2.

Derrick · « **Reply #61 on:** Sep 16, 2008, 08:52:05 AM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Sep 15, 2008, 09:21:12 PM

I read that Obama skipped out because of something to do with Hurricane Ike.

Or they wouldn't let him use the teleprompter... >.>

The D · « **Reply #62 on:** Sep 16, 2008, 04:26:37 PM »

Later during that show they had some skit with Michael Phelps and Amy Poehler at a resturant, and the waiter was wearing a Sanosuke shirt. What was up with that?
Edit: I found a video of the guy with the Kenshin shirt. The skit's at the very end of this video, after the Space Olympics song that reminds me of Daft Punk and Eiffel 65 for some reason.

The T-mobile skit is kinda funny too. "What would you know about SEXY?!"

And because this was originally a thread about Palin, here's my reasons why she's not hot.

1) She's older than my mother for christ sake!
2) The pictures of her in a flag bikini? Photoshooped. I can tell by the pixels and after seeing a few shoops.
3) She probably has stretch marks and flab under that leisure suit. You don't know!
4) The 60's called. They want that hairstyle back.
5) They also want the glasses back.
6) Anyone who would vote for someone because they think she's hot needs to be shot.
7) Anyone who votes for her because they're a woman and she's a woman needs to be shot too.

MILF is Venessa Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer. MILF is like Jamie Lee Kurtis doing the striptease for Aahhnold in True Lies. Palin doesn't even come close.
9) Guns don't automatically make a woman hot.
10) Profit???

Derrick · « **Reply #63 on:** Sep 17, 2008, 05:54:29 AM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 16, 2008, 04:26:37 PM

1) She's older than my mother for christ sake!
2) The pictures of her in a flag bikini? Photoshooped. I can tell by the pixels and after seeing a few shoops.
3) She probably has stretch marks and flab under that leisure suit. You don't know!
4) The 60's called. They want that hairstyle back.
5) They also want the glasses back.
6) Anyone who would vote for someone because they think she's hot needs to be shot.
7) Anyone who votes for her because they're a woman and she's a woman needs to be shot too.
MILF is Venessa Williams and Michelle Pfeiffer. MILF is like Jamie Lee Kurtis doing the striptease for Aahhnold in True Lies. Palin doesn't even come close.
9) Guns don't automatically make a woman hot.
10) Profit???

1) So? Women age like wine.
2) Didn't stop me from jacking it.
3) She could also have tight abs and amazing breasts. Don't be so pessimistic.
4) It works on her, I just want her to take it down while just jiggling it out.
5) Fuck you, glasses on women are hot.
6) Then maybe you should talk to the Obamaites and Bushies who do the same thing. Americans are retarded.
7) I doubt real women will ever do that considering she's batshit crazy.

Get me some video of her doing the striptease and we'll talk. Otherwise, you can't compare.
9) Fuck you.
10) Jesus christ.

IDE · « **Reply #64 on:** Sep 17, 2008, 01:17:54 PM »

What? Women don't age like wine. Men do. We get cool gray streaks on the sides of our hair. Women get tossed out for a newer model.

Those glasses and hair are hot though. I knew that tina fey thing would happen at least a week before it did.

B E C K · « **Reply #65 on:** Sep 18, 2008, 10:30:10 PM »

Quote from: Derrick on Sep 16, 2008, 08:52:05 AM

Or they wouldn't let him use the teleprompter... >.>

Well, judging from a couple of his skits, they let Michael Phelps. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt, assume he's getting a lot of "8 Gold Medals, baby" ass and that was the reason why he sucked and stuttered all over the place.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #66 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 01:14:03 PM »

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Women get tossed out for a newer model.

That's what I did with husbands.

The D · « **Reply #67 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 02:29:47 PM »

Tom, I swear if ye vote fer Palin jus' on accoun' o' ye think she's a hot wench I'll drive down thar an' make ye walk 't plank!

First ye're humpin' Senator Clinton's leg an' droolin' all o'er th' lass', but now that Obama's in t' captain's chair, now ye're humpin' Palin's leg.

Be Kary nay puttin' ou', or do ye be havin' some kind o' sea sick fetish fer ugly old wenches?

Derrick · « **Reply #68 on:** Sep 19, 2008, 03:15:59 PM »

Did I say I would ever vote for her? Plowing =/= voting.

The D · « **Reply #69 on:** Sep 20, 2008, 03:57:33 PM »

Neither Palin nor Hillary are even close to being hot.

Now if you were to say someone like Ann Coulter, even though she's a horrendous bitch, I'd agree with you.

I'd even say Michigan's Governer Granholm is hotter than either of them. She has a mole on her cheek that adds +5 attractiveness.

Derrick · « **Reply #70 on:** Sep 20, 2008, 07:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 20, 2008, 03:57:33 PM

Neither Palin nor Hillary are even close to being hot.

Now if you were to say someone like Ann Coulter, even though she's a horrendous bitch, I'd agree with you.

I'd even say Michigan's Governer Granholm is hotter than either of them. She has a mole on her cheek that adds +5 attractiveness.

Palin looks like a woman. Ann Coulter has a fucking adams apple and man hands. Are you sure you're not gay?

B E C K · « **Reply #71 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 02:04:43 PM »

I thought we all just assumed he was.

I went and googled that guv he was talking about. FTW? She's not ugly or nothin' but hot?

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Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #72 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 03:25:18 PM »

I'd hit it...with a 2x4.

The D · « **Reply #73 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 03:58:45 PM »

I was just saying that as a comparison. I don't find a single politician hot. Clinton's a hag. Palin's not that attractive and is too old. I've heard Granholm called hot (by who I forget), I find her not that great either.

And because I know it's coming, it's not because none of them are under 18.

Derrick · « **Reply #74 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 05:10:21 PM »

Palin > Above Governor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Coulter

Merla · « **Reply #75 on:** Sep 22, 2008, 09:55:31 PM »

Quote from: Dangerous D on Sep 22, 2008, 03:58:45 PM

And because I know it's coming, it's not because none of them are under 18.

Oh? Well I beg to differ.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #76 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 01:03:42 PM »

Ann Coulter? The bastard trannie child of Malibu Barbie & Skeletor?

Olympia Snowe had that hot tempestuous Meddie thing going on back in her day. Managed to have a long political career in spite of her looks.

In going through my ruined baby book, I found a calendar page. I was due the same day Obama was born.

In related news, Alan Cumming has applied for U.S. citizenship ASAP in order to vote for Obama in November. That's devotion.

'Twill be interesting, regardless. Hey, did anyone notice that the entire US financial system almost collapsed last week?

I'm thinking about working my AIG stock certificate into a Halloween costume somehow.

Derrick · « **Reply #77 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 02:59:03 PM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2008, 01:03:42 PM

Ann Coulter? The bastard trannie child of Malibu Barbie & Skeletor?

Olympia Snowe had that hot tempestuous Meddie thing going on back in her day. Managed to have a long political career in spite of her looks.

In going through my ruined baby book, I found a calendar page. I was due the same day Obama was born. In related news, Alan Cumming has applied for U.S. citizenship ASAP in order to vote for Obama in November. That's devotion.

'Twill be interesting, regardless. Hey, did anyone notice that the entire US financial system almost collapsed last week? I'm thinking about working my AIG stock certificate into a Halloween costume somehow.

Considering Obama's (not to mention many of the Dem's) abyssmal record on gay rights and overall connection to religious groups that quietly promote 'fagdrags'... I don't get it. Maybe it's because I am a post-Dem now.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #78 on:** Sep 23, 2008, 03:31:06 PM »

Dunno. Lesser of two evils? My brother and his partner don't even go to the Pride parade anymore. They feel that the best way to promote equality for gays is to behave equally; i.e. openly worry about family, retirement, how the yard looks and all the other boring stuff everyone else does. "Wow - they're just like US!" *dingdingding*

Similarly, people wonder why Eddie & I work for companies constantly jumping mouth agape on the gilded Republican banana. We can work for these folk and have plenty of disposable income to give to our interest charities or work for people more in line with our philosphies and just have enough money to take care of ourselves - we think biting our tongues and doing the former is more productive.

Next time I have a naughty Alan Cumming dream, I'll try to remember to ask him about his political views. Going to sleep on Ambien when the sun goes down is giving me some.... unusual ones.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #79 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 02:04:10 AM »

Quote from: Bernie AKA on Sep 23, 2008, 01:03:42 PM

Ann Coulter? The bastard trannie child of Malibu Barbie & Skeletor?

Best thing I've read in a long time.

The D · « **Reply #80 on:** Sep 24, 2008, 05:34:04 PM »

It's going on my Quote generator!

Derrick · « **Reply #81 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 06:20:42 AM »

Saw this, thought it was relevant.

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Bernie AKA · « **Reply #82 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 09:37:43 AM »

If McCain wants to have a prayer of winning, he'd better show up tonight. Presidential debates are essentially job interviews in front of the millions of people the eventual winner will be answerable to. If you want the job, make the interview on time with your suit pressed and shoes shined.

Derrick · « **Reply #83 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 10:11:21 AM »

Didn't Bush lose both rounds of debates?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #84 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 10:49:16 AM »

2004 debates were pretty evenly split in many polls, oddly enough. That's not the same as just blowing one off entirely. Perception of who did better can be affected by something as trivial as who got the closer shave in opinion polls, but not showing up is not a good idea.

B E C K · « **Reply #85 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 05:55:56 PM »

I agree. If he doesn't show, then it's kinda like "OH. I guess you don't really waaaant the job then."

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #86 on:** Sep 26, 2008, 09:17:03 PM »

The way I see it, McCain actually showed up for work, which is something Obama should try sometime. Campaigning for president is about the only notable thing Obama's done since getting into the Senate.

Bush held his own against both Kerry and Algore in all three debates with both, which surprised many since he's supposed to be a rank idiot compared to your average chair leg, let alone his opponents. In fact, the biggest thing that happened debatewise in my memory was that Bush was seen as the good guy by many after the way Gore went after him in their first debate, and that probably figured into the tightness of the race thereafter.

The D · « **Reply #87 on:** Sep 27, 2008, 11:26:12 AM »

Quote from: Rodent of Unusual Size on Sep 26, 2008, 09:17:03 PM

Bush held his own against both Kerry and Algore in all three debates with both, which surprised many since he's supposed to be a rank idiot compared to your average chair leg, let alone his opponents.

Speech writers. You think those politicians actually write their own material during campains?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #88 on:** Sep 27, 2008, 09:33:05 PM »

Debates != speeches. While they can have their little soundbites (and if you saw that crummy debate last night, that's pretty much all it was), using them critically is key to success. Bill Clinton was an expert at this, but it's why Reagan was known as the Great Communicator, since he was actively involved in the composition of his speeches. Which is why that Wednesday night thing that BBC used to air with the Prime Minister getting grilled in Parliament was so interesting to watch. The whole thing was a Q&A with lots of information being thrown about complete with a healthy compliment of zingers. I gained a whole new respect for Tony Blair after watching him run that gauntlet.

IDE · « **Reply #89 on:** Sep 29, 2008, 03:16:41 PM »

hmm...

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