I caught the first twenty minutes of Batman Begins on TV and had to shut it off. What a fucking borefest. Little Brucey falls down the well. Oh no, bats! I'm scarreeedd! Odd Job's Asian cousin picks on Older Brucey and thus begins a prison brawl that could've been interesting if they didn't cheat with so many tight shots (what I call "Daredevil"-fighting because you can barely see what the fuck's going on). Fucking Qui-Gon shows up. Tiny Bruce's parents bite it. "Everything's okay," says daddy and commissioner G in a moment of comedy gold. Then Aslan trains Bruce in a fashion that could only remind me of a badly written RPG training lesson. I'll give it the benefit of the doubt that it got much better later. But the beginning gets a big fat F. If I see the DVD at someone's house, maybe I'll ask it borrow it or something. Whatever.