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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #30 on: Apr 16, 2008, 08:14:19 AM »
The Duchess of Windsor would send back an entire meal if she saw a single tomato seed in it.

And this was amusing deja vu - I didn't see it earlier:

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I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect.  The only reason they're here is for our good.


My ex said essentially the same thing about women.  :laugh:

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We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #31 on: Apr 16, 2008, 09:47:56 AM »
Wow.  Fuck you.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #32 on: Apr 16, 2008, 10:08:31 AM »
You hate RAW tomatoes?  Are there any other kind worth a damn?  And here I thought Fried Green Tomatoes was just a sick joke...I didn't know people actually ate it.  What a waste of a perfectly good 'mater.  If you're gonna fry something like that, stick with eggplant or squash or something equally useless otherwise.


I like things that are made out of tomatoes like marinara, ketchup, and Bloody Marys (But not if they're just vodka, tom. juice and tabasco sauce, they need lots of shit in them).  I can't stand the taste of raw tomatoes on my salads or sandwiches.  The one night, my boyfriend bought a deli sandwich, and on the way home he asked me to take a bite.  I asked if there were tomatoes in there and he didn't think so.  It was the only thing I could taste.
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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #33 on: Apr 16, 2008, 10:51:26 AM »
What else do you want in your bloody mary?  The only thing really missing from your list is Worcestershire sauce and black pepper that I can think of.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #34 on: Apr 16, 2008, 01:41:22 PM »
Wow.  Fuck you.

HEY! The bible said so. Would I lie to me?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #35 on: Apr 16, 2008, 01:42:19 PM »
What else do you want in your bloody mary?  The only thing really missing from your list is Worcestershire sauce and black pepper that I can think of.

Guh, I can't stand those things. I worked with a guy who drank nothing but those at bars. The bartenders always looked at him odd. I understand going for classic drinks like a Gimlet, but bloody marys? Bleech.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #36 on: Apr 16, 2008, 02:07:22 PM »
It's like spaghetti dinner that gets you wasted, what's not to like about that? 

And in the mornings they're great with some lemon in them to force you start drinking again while hungover.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #37 on: Apr 16, 2008, 02:29:59 PM »
You can put lots of other things in Bloody Marys:  Absolut Citron, Guiness, olive juice, lime juice, etc.  I like creative ones.
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« Reply #38 on: Apr 16, 2008, 02:44:36 PM »
I suppose I am a traditionalist and just do straight shots.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #39 on: Apr 16, 2008, 09:55:03 PM »
I've noticed that a lot of the women who do rescue work have gotten out of really bad or downright abusive relationships.  Of those probably about 2/3 are also vegetarian/vegan or at least pescetarian.  I wonder if it has anything to do with relating to fellow animals used as providers of goods & services.   I really should take a year off from work and get a couple million for expenses from the gubmint in order to research this theory.  8)
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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #40 on: Apr 16, 2008, 10:56:36 PM »
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I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect.  The only reason they're here is for our good.

My ex said essentially the same thing about women.  :laugh:

Well, for my part, the last thing I'd do with farm-raised womens is sending them to the slaughterhouse.
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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #41 on: Apr 16, 2008, 11:54:40 PM »
You can put lots of other things in Bloody Marys:  Absolut Citron, Guiness, olive juice, lime juice, etc.  I like creative ones.

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« Reply #42 on: Apr 17, 2008, 12:45:51 AM »
I'm with you, Chels, except on the Bloody Mary part. I can't eat just a tomato, it has to have something with it. Like I'll eat tomato soup if I can soak it all up with a sandwich, or I'll put tomato slices on a burger. But if there are tomatoes in a green salad, I'll pick them all out and give them to someone else.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #43 on: Apr 17, 2008, 01:19:09 AM »
*loves every form of the tomato*
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #44 on: Apr 17, 2008, 01:49:22 AM »
Like I'll eat tomato soup if I can soak it all up with a sandwich,

Oh yeah. I loves me some tomato soup, but only with crackers.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #45 on: Apr 17, 2008, 01:18:41 PM »
I will eat ketchup, meat with tomato sauce, and raw tomato as long as it's in sandwich or something.  Tomato by itself doesn't taste like anything to me.  I don't want any soup or drinks or anything else out of it though.  It reminds me of tomato vomit.

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« Reply #46 on: Apr 17, 2008, 01:21:03 PM »
The soup tastes a lot like spaghetti sauce.

I can drink V8 and tomato juice but its not good unless its on the rocks.

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Re: Whoo!
« Reply #47 on: Apr 17, 2008, 01:24:32 PM »
I don't like plain old spaghetti sauce all runny by itself.  I want it with lots of meat and veggies.

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« Reply #48 on: Apr 19, 2008, 06:47:39 AM »
I made some sauce with grilled portobello mushrooms this week.   :)
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« Reply #49 on: Apr 19, 2008, 08:54:13 AM »
Bernie. I love LOLcats.
I also love tomatoes on sammiches and burgers.
That is all.

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« Reply #50 on: Apr 19, 2008, 11:41:58 AM »
lolcats piss me off because its basically some shit bag who stole all the images from 4chan's caturday and is profiteering off other people's work.

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« Reply #51 on: Apr 19, 2008, 11:45:28 AM »
The pictures are cute, but reading people's comments make my eyes bleed.  Jesus, type in English!
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« Reply #52 on: Apr 19, 2008, 12:23:04 PM »
The only things I hate with all my soul are beans. They are DISGUSTING.

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« Reply #53 on: Apr 19, 2008, 06:06:04 PM »
Really? I assumed you loved them. Huh.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #54 on: Apr 19, 2008, 07:40:39 PM »
Only if you cook them with a side of Guinea Pig.

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« Reply #55 on: Apr 19, 2008, 07:48:05 PM »
And Penguin ceviche?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #56 on: Apr 20, 2008, 01:29:00 PM »
I don't like how a bean is like a sac filled with powder.  The texture is such a turn-off.

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« Reply #57 on: Apr 20, 2008, 01:56:15 PM »
o.O What beans do you eat? Mine are always all softy and yummy.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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« Reply #58 on: Apr 20, 2008, 02:47:10 PM »
He likes his beans like he likes his...

actually that doesn't make any sense.

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« Reply #59 on: Apr 20, 2008, 07:41:19 PM »
It's those little brown ones.  I hates them.  They're mushy and gross.  I like long green beans.