Author Topic: Whoo! (Read 25919 times)

Bitch · « **on:** Apr 11, 2008, 11:44:42 PM »

I've been back in Kansas officially since February, but haven't said anything since I hadn't really gotten much done in the way of making my residency back in my home state permanent. In fact, I was back January 17, but my dad carted me to Oklahoma again because he hoped it would make my sister whine less (it didn't). I was especially hesitant because the job situation here is really bleak; I've been actively looking for a job since November and hadn't gotten a single interview until recently.

My brother, sis-in-law and nephew moved here from Utah to take over my dad's house. Since my dad established a residency in Oklahoma, he was able to get an Oklahoma divorce by publication so my mom wouldn't contest it, which she would have almost certainly done. He also did it so she wouldn't take half his stuff, which is good because she's already taken (and pawned) more than her fair share. Because of this, the house is still half in her name and he can't sign it over the Marcus outright without her being present and also willing to sign. This will never happen.

I'm going to be renting from Marcus as soon as my dad leaves for Oklahoma. They very enthusiastically suggested I do so, and I complied with even greater enthusiasm. Miina and I get along wonderfully, I've always looked up to Marcus as a fellow black sheep, and Adam, their demon hell child, is pretty okay most of the time. Also, I'm wanting to start school soon. Since the rent is cheap and I won't have any other living expenses, this seems like a great idea. Especially when Dad moves out, since we won't have to worry about putting gas in his car and buying meat all the time. A pound of lean hamburger is around $4, and a pound of firm tofu is only $2. My dad refuses to eat tofu and insists that every meal he eats ha some kind of meat in it.

I recently got a job at a call center that calls businesses and homes trying to get people to take retarded surveys. The pay is good, the job is easy and the hours are just right for a college schedule. I look forward to hearing some of you cussing at me very soon.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 11, 2008, 11:48:33 PM »

Show your tits!

Bitch · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 12:48:44 AM »

Here ya go.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 09:15:19 AM »

hahaha pwn3d!

I didn't know you were a vegetarian

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 10:38:56 AM »

But....But....Tofu is icky!

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 11:27:36 AM »

I want some form of meat with every meal I have too. Tofu is made of soy and will turn you into a woman. That poor little kid is gonna have bitch tits by the time he's 12.

Derrick · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 02:10:57 PM »

Indeed. It gives you vaginas.

I love vegetarian food, I just use it as a side dish or snack.

Bitch · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 12, 2008, 03:00:54 PM »

I'm not a vegetarian, I just don't want meat all the time. Adam the Antichrist eats plenty of eat, too, so he won't have any extra orifices any time soon.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 09:45:47 AM »

I had something called Gobi that was made out of cauliflower on set that was great. It was like they turned cauliflower into chicken.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 09:52:23 AM »

......::Slaps IDE.:::: Dat dere's vegan talk!

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 11:23:15 AM »

If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.

JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.

IDE · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 12:00:36 PM »

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on Apr 13, 2008, 09:52:23 AM

......::Slaps IDE.:::: Dat dere's vegan talk!

b-but it was delicious and fried!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 06:14:53 PM »

I just had a couple of vegetarian cr0n dogs from Trader Joe's. They are goooooooooooooood

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 13, 2008, 11:30:11 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 13, 2008, 11:23:15 AM

If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.

JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.

Also Cows are slow and easy to kill. It's like they WANT us to eat them.

Derrick · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 05:20:41 AM »

Quote from: Rama on Apr 13, 2008, 11:30:11 PM

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 13, 2008, 11:23:15 AM
If God didn't want us to eat meat then he shouldn't have made animals so tasty.

JK. I was a vegetarian for a short six months.

Also Cows are slow and easy to kill. It's like they WANT us to eat them.

Yeah, Cows are just designed to be eaten. They serve no environmental purpose if not eaten, just like turkey. Turkey are the dumbest animals ever, and delicious as all hell.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 02:26:18 PM »

Word.

While I still eat pork, it is kinda hard though when you see how intellegent pigs really are. Bacon still is the ultimate deal breaker.

Derrick · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 05:39:55 PM »

I'm not a fan of the pig that much. I don't like bacon, either.

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 09:07:44 PM »

good cause I'm saving that bacon.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 09:26:10 PM »

I can only eat like 4-5 strips of bacon at once. if i eat more i start feeling nauseous

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 09:31:25 PM »

I could eat tons of bacon...but I don't.

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 14, 2008, 11:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Extra Zero on Apr 14, 2008, 02:26:18 PM

Word.

While I still eat pork, it is kinda hard though when you see how intellegent pigs really are. Bacon still is the ultimate deal breaker.

Yeah...I don't eat much pork either, but I love me some Bacon.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 12:30:43 AM »

Bacon used to give me the worse migraines known to man...the kind that would make you cry in pain but not let you sleep it off and medicine put not the first dent in it. Found out it was due to an allergy to nitrites that applied to any processed foods. For some reason, bacon was the worst one, and even now I can't eat much of it.

Sad, too, since I really like it. But eating a double-decker BLT is a harrowing proposition when you risk a crippling head-ache for a couple days by eating one.

I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good. I don't believe in mistreating critters or anything, but I'd eat chimpanzee if they cooked it right. And if I was starving to death and there was no lesser life-forms around, I'd start eyeballing the nearest person I liked least.

Bitch · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 01:15:02 AM »

Try eating uncured side meat. It's like bacon, but less salty and greasy, and it's usually cut thicker.

I'm not really a big fan of bacon or ham because of the saltiness, but pork tenderloin is the nectar of the motherfucking gods if you cook it right. I like fish a lot too, especially if I help catch it (and someone else guts it). Crappie was put on this world just for my enjoyment.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 09:44:02 AM »

Veggies are more fun to arrange in patterns on the plate. I'm tired of eating.

I got cheese broccoli soup yesterday at a restaurant and picked the broccoli out, made a little grove on my bread plate and ate the big stalk in the middle. The server looked at me like I was crazy when she picked up the plates. But I was a good girl and finished all of my Guinness.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 11:16:05 AM »

Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.

And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 12:28:18 PM »

Beets, canned tuna, milk, fried anything, celery, white chocolate, hard-boiled or deviled eggs, strawberries, pudding, Jello, butter, sponge/angel food cakes or any form of goofy bread like banana bread, gravy....never liked any form of liver or innards. Any meat back in the day had to be the perfect bite - no off-color, no fat/gristle/bone, etc. Blood was okay.

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 06:03:03 PM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 15, 2008, 11:16:05 AM

Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.

And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.

I'd be quite content with a sammich made from all of the above.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 11:25:06 PM »

You hate RAW tomatoes? Are there any other kind worth a damn? And here I thought Fried Green Tomatoes was just a sick joke...I didn't know people actually ate it. What a waste of a perfectly good 'mater. If you're gonna fry something like that, stick with eggplant or squash or something equally useless otherwise.

Pork tenderloin + smoker = glory

Derrick · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 16, 2008, 12:03:26 AM »

Quote from: ChelseySuzie on Apr 15, 2008, 11:16:05 AM

Something about pork creeps me out. I hate the texture of it.

And I hate raw tomatoes. And olives, mayo, 1000 island dressing, burnt french fries... I could go on.

Agreed on Mayo and thousand island. Who likes burnt food?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 16, 2008, 04:20:06 AM »

The Duchess of Windsor would send back an entire meal if she saw a single tomato seed in it.

And this was amusing deja vu - I didn't see it earlier:

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I don't care about a hog or a cow or a turkey's intellect. The only reason they're here is for our good.

My ex said essentially the same thing about women.