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Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« on: Mar 05, 2008, 08:41:41 PM »
Please don't leave me ::) :'(

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #1 on: Mar 05, 2008, 08:47:51 PM »
That bitch is dead.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #2 on: Mar 05, 2008, 10:15:44 PM »
Dalton can't die before Wade!
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #3 on: Mar 05, 2008, 10:51:51 PM »
Fuck you tom!!
Why all the hotties have to die young/ be gay? (of course Patrick isnt die, he's just young ) :(

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #4 on: Mar 05, 2008, 10:54:16 PM »
Well so much for my hopes of Red Dawn 2.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #5 on: Mar 05, 2008, 11:25:32 PM »
You mean that shit I read on 4chan is true?

FUkken gay!  I can't believe he's dying! Its a good thing Im starting my career to take up the slack

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #6 on: Mar 06, 2008, 12:47:30 AM »
Aren't we all technically dying?  Anyway, any one of us could get hit by a truck tomorrow and die before Swayze.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #7 on: Mar 06, 2008, 11:39:58 AM »
He's like the wind...
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #8 on: Mar 07, 2008, 06:52:02 PM »
You mean that shit I read on 4chan is true?

FUkken gay!  I can't believe he's dying! Its a good thing Im starting my career to take up the slack
TALKING about 4chan, I'm starting to really like that place, it's SO FUNNY.  they are HUGE dorks, I love it haha!

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #9 on: Mar 10, 2008, 01:24:44 AM »
Aren't we all technically dying? Anyway, any one of us could get hit by a truck tomorrow and die before Swayze

I hear that if you maintain a low-enough daily caloric intake, the brain will engage in a survival fuel efficiency mode that reduces cellular degeneration and allows the heart to rest more.  Thus, the body ceases to age normally, in some cases even reversing the process.  It doesn't negate the possibility of being hit by a truck though.
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #10 on: Mar 10, 2008, 02:53:55 AM »
wait wait...how does this work?  I take it you have to go through life as a scrawny fuck though yes?  Who would want to prolong that? Even though I'm about as anti aging as they get I still wouldn't be willing to let go of my thunder god physique in exchange for extra time on the planet.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #11 on: Mar 10, 2008, 04:46:08 PM »
Apparently cold weather slows the aging process.  If that's the case, then I'll live to be 120!
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #12 on: Mar 11, 2008, 01:18:03 AM »
Really?

I'm perpetually warm.  Like I radiate an inner warmth that denotes my sexual prowess.  That shit better not be aging me.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #13 on: Mar 11, 2008, 09:06:41 AM »
Is he dead yet?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #14 on: Mar 11, 2008, 01:29:31 PM »
IDE or Swayze?

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #15 on: Mar 11, 2008, 04:39:16 PM »
I'm perpetually cold, my nipples could cut glass!

Swayze is not dead yet, don't say shit like that :'(

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #16 on: Mar 11, 2008, 05:43:21 PM »
Really?

I'm perpetually warm.  Like I radiate an inner warmth that denotes my sexual prowess.  That shit better not be aging me.

I like guys because they're always warmer than me.
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #17 on: Mar 11, 2008, 07:32:47 PM »
Is there a real reason why girls are always cold?

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #18 on: Mar 11, 2008, 11:11:50 PM »
Their ice filled hearts?

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #19 on: Mar 12, 2008, 11:40:02 AM »
Their ice filled hearts?

We are cold, frigid creatures.



Also, back to Swayze:  There are pictures of him smoking recently, while he's in chemotherapy.   :fingershake:
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #20 on: Mar 12, 2008, 04:36:44 PM »
That probably means he thinks he's def going to die.
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #21 on: Mar 12, 2008, 07:08:44 PM »
Guerra? Hot.
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #22 on: Mar 12, 2008, 09:16:35 PM »
what about her?

I have a feeling she's a wanna be hoodrat type.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #23 on: Mar 13, 2008, 01:19:37 AM »
dude, Miss Vida, from To Wong Foo: Thanks for everything Julie Newmar? Patrick Swayze= Miss Vida

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #24 on: Mar 13, 2008, 10:17:28 AM »
Best movie he ever did!
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #25 on: Mar 13, 2008, 06:17:05 PM »
Nono!
best movie: Dirty Dancing
2nd best movie: To Wong Foo
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #26 on: Mar 13, 2008, 09:28:26 PM »
Is he still alive?
I said its hot outside let me go swimming in your eyes;
We been running for awhile. Why don't you lay dow, I'll make you smile.
I could never ask for nothing better than this;
It's just tequila and the beach, it's quite salty when we kiss.

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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #27 on: Mar 13, 2008, 11:16:56 PM »
That was the whole premise of Ghost.
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #28 on: Mar 14, 2008, 02:21:58 AM »
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Re: Ahh Patrick Swayze...
« Reply #29 on: Mar 14, 2008, 12:54:44 PM »
Nono!
best movie: Dirty Dancing
2nd best movie: To Wong Foo
3rd best movie: Ghost

I was forced to watch Dirty Dancing so many times that I can't stand it.  Otherwise, it would be a good movie.
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