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They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« on: Dec 19, 2007, 09:17:45 PM »
I need to get out there in time to audition for the part of Beorn.

They better not pull a bombadil on beorn.  Leaving out some singing fairy is fine but if you leave out a werebear you have seriously fucked up.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #1 on: Dec 20, 2007, 01:26:20 PM »
And a vegetarian werebear at that!  I'm in your corner, IDE.  :headbang:
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #2 on: Dec 20, 2007, 06:31:24 PM »
Fuck The Hobbit. They should make The Elf. Gimme some Legolas!

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #3 on: Dec 20, 2007, 07:18:41 PM »
I heard about it on the same page I heard about the Jamie-Lynn preggoness.  Now they need to hurry before Ian McKellen croaks.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #4 on: Dec 20, 2007, 07:55:50 PM »
Thats right.

They need gandalf, elrond, and...I guess thats it from the other movies.  Though they could put Legolas in there for all the fan girls since he's thranduil's son. 

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #5 on: Dec 21, 2007, 08:15:37 AM »
With Haldir gone, I have unfortunately no return to hope for.  :'(
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21, 2007, 10:33:28 AM »
Haldir shouldn't be there anyway.  He shouldn't have been at the place he died either.  He's like the Dante of the elves.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #7 on: Dec 22, 2007, 11:34:16 PM »
They're gonna make three films, it seems, and they will be more than just the Hobbit.

Look for sum white council, and Legolas and Aragorn adventures.
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #8 on: Dec 23, 2007, 05:37:53 AM »
Being unfamiliar with the source material as I am, is making three films in this instance a good thing or should we fear another case of Hollywood overstretching just to make a buck off of a trilogy of films?

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #9 on: Dec 23, 2007, 10:24:50 AM »
Well I've never read the book, but my coworker told me that "The Hobbit" its a prequel to Lord of the Rings. Like its all about how Gollum found the ring and how he knew Bilbo, etc, etc. BORING. I want some Elf/ Aragorn action! Wait, whats the name of that other "human" guy, the one who looks like Richard Gere, whose father complained about him all the time but loved his other son (who died in the first movie?) God I cant believe I don't remember this. anyways, I want him too!

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #10 on: Dec 23, 2007, 12:18:42 PM »
Faramir?

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #11 on: Dec 23, 2007, 10:44:12 PM »
Well I've never read the book, but my coworker told me that "The Hobbit" its a prequel to Lord of the Rings.

Actually, Lord of the Rings is a sequel to The Hobbit since The Hobbit was written first.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #12 on: Dec 24, 2007, 12:45:13 PM »
Being unfamiliar with the source material as I am, is making three films in this instance a good thing or should we fear another case of Hollywood overstretching just to make a buck off of a trilogy of films?

Eh, the book would make 2 great movies. I think adding one more on will stretch out the story a bit, but it probably would add some great scenes with the white council, and perhaps some Legolas and Aragorn adventures. I rewatched the trilogy the other day on TBS, and they seemed to know each other before Elrond's council. Plus both Orlando and Vigo said they wanna make this.

I just hope Beorn isn't replaced by Aragorn and Legolas.

And I fear no Gimli :(
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #13 on: Dec 25, 2007, 10:26:00 PM »
Gimli is too young for this adventure.

I don't mind them doing the whole white council thing.  I mean the source is material is there so it's not like they'd be making shit up. We'll see.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #15 on: Dec 28, 2007, 11:59:53 PM »
I had a terrible thought that Ian McKellen will die and be replaced with Michael Gambon.  And he'll start shaking Bilbo like he shook Harry.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #16 on: Dec 29, 2007, 10:24:52 AM »
Didn't someone had a crush on Gandalf, in this board? I thought I read this once

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #17 on: Dec 29, 2007, 11:31:30 AM »
No. And even if they did...it most certainly wasn't me.  :tealdeer:

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #18 on: Dec 30, 2007, 12:15:15 AM »
Well if it was you or some other guy, at least you'd have a good chance of reciprocation.  :lol:

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #19 on: Dec 31, 2007, 12:14:52 AM »
BTW...I heard it would be two movies, not three.

Regarding Gimli's absense...he's Gloin's son, so it's somewhat reasonable to assume that they'd resemble sufficiently to consider John Rhys-Davies for the role.  Then again, Gloin didn't figure too greatly into the story (unless they alter that for the purposes of adaptation, which I hope they don't do), so I doubt they'd waste the star-powet/budget on what'd basically be an extended cameo.

Regarding Beorn...I don't know much about Harry Potter stuff as I don't read the books or watch the movies other than in passing.  But for some reason I see the dude who played Hagrid in this role...basically as Hagrid.
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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #20 on: Dec 31, 2007, 12:53:08 AM »
meh...I don't want a hagrid-beorn I want the dangerous beorn from the books.  No tampering with the beorn identity if you will.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #21 on: Dec 31, 2007, 01:55:52 AM »
Maybe they could slip Hagrid some crack.  Then he could be Mirror-Universe Hagrid and be able to properly portray the dangerous aspect you desire.

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Re: They're making the hobbit in case you haven't heard
« Reply #22 on: Dec 31, 2007, 02:29:44 AM »
I see the IDE-Beorn as a non-hairy playa whose special attack is akin to that of Bueno Excellente...except with hot elven chicks and not just anybody.

So it's a bit tough to reconcile that with what is essentially a children's story.
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