Holy crap

[B E C K]

To be honest I'd rather be the swamp monster

Don't worry.  Regardless of whether or not you get the part, you'll always be a swamp monster in our hearts.

[IDE]

And in the end that's what really matters.

[IDE]

I realize now I have no chance of being called in for swamp monster because it's a role for a guy in a monster suit.  If I was a casting a director I would just cast my friend/intern or whoever and give them $500.

[IDE]

Everything is set.

I have a legit agent out here now. 

I'm in the stable ready to race or be sent out to stud.  Either is fine.

[IDE]

If I become famous I'll probably not tell you guys until I'm like mega famous then you can black mail me with all the insane posts I made here and was unable to delete. 

Which was probably Nuri's plan all along.

[Rodent of Unusual Size]

Roughly 54% of LA already knows what your back side looks like by now...not to mention half the INTERNET, thanks to a certain animated gif, so you may not be as anonymous as you think.

BONR may be profitable to me yet!

[IDE]

Wouldn't that be A most bizarre scandal...I mean like what if chris pine was revealed to have a 3 frame sex gif that had been plastered all over a transformers message board. 

[IDE]

I had my first audition through my agent today.  It's for a tv pilot.

I got the "call" back before I even left the room.


and so it begins...

[B E C K]

I hope the part's for another swamp monster.

[Fiero]

I hope the part's for another swamp monster.

It's for TWO swamp monsters.

[B E C K]

That's twice as good! 

[IDE]

The part was for an alien that is lusting after underage girls...so I'm a lock.

[Fiero]

The part was for an alien that is lusting after underage girls...so I'm a lock.

I didn't know you did hentai.