Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207245 times)

IDE · « **Reply #660 on:** Aug 07, 2011, 03:42:35 AM »

I am not attracted.

B E C K · « **Reply #661 on:** Aug 08, 2011, 11:18:07 PM »

Quote from: joerammstein on Aug 07, 2011, 02:08:17 AM

It's more like God left Dolly Parton in the oven too long.

...and then she flashed a titty.

What you said immediately reminded me of this picture:

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Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #662 on:** Aug 09, 2011, 07:34:12 PM »

Haven't seen that in a long, long time, since I posted it on the funny image thread back in the days of A**s****.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #663 on:** Aug 22, 2011, 03:45:41 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 08, 2011, 11:18:07 PM

What you said immediately reminded me of this picture:

those look like the baby abortions from Noroi

IDE · « **Reply #664 on:** Sep 04, 2011, 03:55:49 AM »

Anyone wanna see a picture of this turd I cut back in '03? It looks like the superman S.

IDE · « **Reply #665 on:** Sep 05, 2011, 12:39:05 PM »

I just had my first rehearsal for the industry showcase I'm doing (which I hope will get me an agent, but if it doesn't I'm ok with that...not really, I'll have a shit fit and drink myself into oblivion) and it was great! The scene is pretty short which I like cause it's like watching a youtube vid live and there's plenty of making out and boob squeezing with a cute blonde.

IDE · « **Reply #666 on:** Sep 05, 2011, 12:40:48 PM »

I was starting to get a boner towards the end there, I was trying not to cause I didn't have any underwear on and the jeans I'm wearing had a broken zipper. I didn't know I'd be squeezing boobs or I'd have worn something different...like nothing at all.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #667 on:** Sep 05, 2011, 03:16:42 PM »

I have to wonder just which "industry" this is for.

joe · « **Reply #668 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 03:08:37 AM »

I've long suspected that IDE is a porn star. It would explain everything.

EVERYTHING.

Fiero · « **Reply #669 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 11:14:41 AM »

If that were the case, then I doubt he would be unsuspecting of the boob squeezing.

IDE · « **Reply #670 on:** Sep 06, 2011, 02:22:35 PM »

This reminds me of when I was telling my friends I was moving out here for acting. The first words out of everyone's' mouths were "You're gonna do pr0n?"

B E C K · « **Reply #671 on:** Sep 10, 2011, 11:24:25 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 05, 2011, 12:39:05 PM

I just had my first rehearsal for the industry showcase I'm doing

I read that "showcase showdown".

IDE · « **Reply #672 on:** Sep 30, 2011, 02:26:23 AM »

I killed it at the showcase!

We got tons of laughs from the audience that was mostly agents and casting directors

No one approached me after the show though so I hope they call or email. This little asian chick who was in it with me but also works as a manager said that a lot of them are kind of intimidated by the actors, and then me looking like me probably doubles that.

IDE · « **Reply #673 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 04:40:58 AM »

AND my voldemort kills snape has hit 100k views on yt and has google ads on it. Does that mean my friend is getting money now?

blanktoe · « **Reply #674 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 05:51:58 AM »

got a link?

IDE · « **Reply #675 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 06:49:52 PM »

just google voldemort kills snape it's the number one fucking voldemort kills snape video ever!

The very first thing that pops up for that search phrase.

IDE · « **Reply #676 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 06:52:32 PM »

But seriously is he getting money? Is it more than 50 bucks a month? Cause if it is I want my...actually whatever he can have it. Even though he was just the driver and I provided both the talent and (albeit shitty) camera work.

It would be funny if he sent a chell for a couple hundred bucks in a few months though, like when Lt Dan dropped by with that chell for Forrest.

IDE · « **Reply #677 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 06:54:25 PM »

Just watch it again...shit still makes me smile

IDE · « **Reply #678 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 06:54:57 PM »

I meant watchED it again.

Oh god this is the early stages of dementia I just know it.

Fiero · « **Reply #679 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 08:10:41 PM »

What the fuck was this shit? I do believe the individuals commenting indicating your faggotry may indeed be correct.

IDE · « **Reply #680 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 09:50:06 PM »

Nah son dem niggas got trolled! Don't be like dem niggas.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #681 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 09:51:42 PM »

I never saw that video, but I remember when it was made. Too bad you didn't film the time you spoiled everyone at the bookstore or wherever it was that Dumbledore dies.

IDE · « **Reply #682 on:** Oct 27, 2011, 10:13:17 PM »

I didn't get to do a snape kills dumbledore that's why I did this. To recapture the magic that I didn't get a piece of the first go round.

IDE · « **Reply #683 on:** Nov 07, 2011, 05:55:53 PM »

Movie stars call him to hang out and watch football, but he turns them down to fill 21 yr old girls full of mai tai and penis.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

IDE · « **Reply #684 on:** Nov 16, 2011, 05:01:57 AM »

Except I failed on the penis part...but I, and my penis, will rise again.

IDE · « **Reply #685 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 12:08:13 AM »

Ok it's time to fess up here...I'm talking to this chick that I think is even out of my league. Her boobies...omgahhh...but she finds me attractive. It's times like these that I sometimes get shocked back into thinking I'm a skinny little nerd instead of a hulking vag buster whose slain more bitches than Vlad Tepes. But what's important to realize here is that I'm better than all of yous. That's right I have all your smarts and creativity as well this body and the ability to charm ridiculously hot bitches into getting into bed with me. I mean how could you ever compete with this? You would need to have a kid and train him in a time chamber and then beat me at a tournament in the desert.

B E C K · « **Reply #686 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 01:49:14 AM »

I may regret asking but what makes a chick out of your league? Is she loaded or famous or something?

IDE · « **Reply #687 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 04:08:37 AM »

No...she's not...

Damn it you're right.

She's not out of my league!

Her cervix will tremble before my might! Bring it on gigantor tits! I'm ready to rumble.

joe · « **Reply #688 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 04:31:03 AM »

...but is she 19?

Don't be doing anything Ron Perlman wouldn't do.

They're called standards, and you need to have them.

IDE · « **Reply #689 on:** Nov 17, 2011, 12:38:05 PM »

I've got a ways to go before I unlock ron perlman mode...