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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #630 on: Jul 28, 2011, 02:09:50 PM »
Be sure to let us know if that pussy be yanking.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #631 on: Jul 28, 2011, 02:47:32 PM »
I think he will. If you ask him to or not.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #632 on: Jul 28, 2011, 10:49:12 PM »
Let us know if it feels like the rubber done fainted.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #633 on: Jul 29, 2011, 12:54:39 AM »
Let us know if the carpet matches the drapes.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #634 on: Jul 29, 2011, 09:11:18 AM »
Carpet?  I'm not interested unless it's hardwood.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #635 on: Jul 29, 2011, 11:15:52 AM »
I only like it if it is ceramic title...oh yeah.












Wait...

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #636 on: Jul 29, 2011, 05:01:08 PM »
What are you guys talking about? I thought we were talking about interior decoration, but you guys seem to be speaking of female anatomy. Perverts.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #637 on: Aug 02, 2011, 08:26:15 AM »
I only like it if it is ceramic title...oh yeah.












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I'd fuck a robot chick that was made out of ceramic.  She might be able to get through those high school metal detectors.

Though I try to get my girls coming out of the high school, not going into it, amiright?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #638 on: Aug 02, 2011, 02:45:10 PM »
*Que Doug's music.*

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #639 on: Aug 02, 2011, 04:15:06 PM »
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #640 on: Aug 02, 2011, 11:35:41 PM »
Que?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #641 on: Aug 03, 2011, 12:36:12 AM »
Whoops....wrong one. I mean Cue.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #642 on: Aug 03, 2011, 10:36:32 PM »
Por que~~~~~!?

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #643 on: Aug 03, 2011, 10:39:04 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #644 on: Aug 03, 2011, 11:37:17 PM »
PROK

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #645 on: Aug 04, 2011, 02:13:11 AM »
Por que~~~~~!?

Like the flooring? If so then that means we are kinda back on subject.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #646 on: Aug 05, 2011, 09:50:54 PM »
I thought you meant, "queue."
Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #647 on: Aug 05, 2011, 10:40:46 PM »
^ Yeah, that's the ticket.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #648 on: Aug 05, 2011, 10:46:37 PM »
Get a little closer let it fold
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #649 on: Aug 05, 2011, 10:59:15 PM »
Why is Jon Lovitz's picture named "nicki minaj nipple slip gma"?  :lmao:

Here, it's only fair:

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #650 on: Aug 05, 2011, 11:23:27 PM »
That's some dark pepperoni.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #651 on: Aug 06, 2011, 12:35:40 AM »
I'll tell you why. Fucking save as, that's why.
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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #652 on: Aug 06, 2011, 12:41:23 AM »
Heh, you're gonna whack off to Jon Lovitz.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #653 on: Aug 06, 2011, 12:21:52 PM »
Indeeeeeeeeeeeed!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #654 on: Aug 07, 2011, 01:44:40 AM »
She is gonna put an eye out with that thing.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #655 on: Aug 07, 2011, 01:54:38 AM »
It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #656 on: Aug 07, 2011, 02:08:17 AM »
It's more like God left Dolly Parton in the oven too long.

...and then she flashed a titty.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #657 on: Aug 07, 2011, 02:09:18 AM »
It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.

I'm loving it!

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #658 on: Aug 07, 2011, 02:12:38 AM »
Also, the shape of that breast is unnatural. One might suspect it's not entirely organic.

That gives me an idea for a poll.

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Re: Holy crap
« Reply #659 on: Aug 07, 2011, 03:02:06 AM »
It's like Ronald McDonald flashing a titty.

I'm loving it!

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