Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207276 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #300 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 08:43:30 AM »

Put it on good paper with a good font. Think the business cards in American Psycho.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #301 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 08:33:26 PM »

A naked picture of you couldn't hurt.

IDE · « **Reply #302 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 09:37:12 PM »

I should attach that animated gif I have...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #303 on:** Apr 15, 2008, 11:21:05 PM »

HGG.gif!

IDE · « **Reply #304 on:** Apr 20, 2008, 03:16:07 AM »

oh man...to think that all this time I was hooking up with chicks without the aid of INTERNET. And then when we finally team up in this endeavor it was like Laggan merging with Gurren...TOGETHER WE REACH FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE AND KICK REASON TO THE CURB! MY DRILL WILL PIERCE THEIR HEAVENS!

IDE · « **Reply #305 on:** May 07, 2008, 01:05:04 AM »

thats 398 flat theres no tax on that in fact the reason we have the registration fee is to prevent you from having to pay tax on the 3600.

Sam · « **Reply #306 on:** May 07, 2008, 09:21:28 AM »

Pardon?

IDE · « **Reply #307 on:** May 07, 2008, 12:10:21 PM »

No thinking! Only buying! you buy nao! you buy nao!

B E C K · « **Reply #308 on:** May 07, 2008, 10:19:08 PM »

I love saying that to Merla. We went to this store full of Asian knickknacks awhile back and the sales ladies were so pushy. Just let me look, bitches. If I want to know what shit means, I'll ask you.

IDE · « **Reply #309 on:** May 10, 2008, 02:40:54 AM »

How do you look so young?

Well the moment the tip of my penis touches the cervix of an 18 yr old girl I steal her life essence. Immediately some of the fine lines around my eyes and forehead vanish...

If you tasted semen on your burger would you rather tell no one. Or would you rather tell everyone and receive a huge settlement from the restaurant?

Bitch · « **Reply #310 on:** May 11, 2008, 11:23:20 PM »

If I tasted semen on my burger, I'd get pretty vengeful. Not quite to the point of cutting off the testicles of every male employee in the place, but I'd certainly be slapping a few bitches before demanding a settlement.

B E C K · « **Reply #311 on:** May 12, 2008, 03:44:29 PM »

I'd be all "Mah burgah tathes funnee" while the chewed up meat and bread rolled out of my mouth and onto the table.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #312 on:** May 14, 2008, 08:40:13 PM »

Talking about food, today I went to Morimoto and I found the food quite scrumptious. Morimoto is the fucking man, Iron Chef hiyooooo. Love him.

Derrick · « **Reply #313 on:** May 15, 2008, 09:17:08 AM »

I want to go to one of Batali's places this winter when I am in NYC.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #314 on:** May 15, 2008, 10:02:35 PM »

Eh... I don't like him THAT much. The only Iron Chef I like is Morimoto...Bobby Flay is funny but I don't like his southern comfort food (I mean not that I've tried it, but I don't like that style). I want to go to one of Chef Ramsay's restaurants!

Derrick · « **Reply #315 on:** May 16, 2008, 05:33:45 AM »

Flay just uses peppers in everything. Batali has since quit Food Network, something many chefs were happy with (though pissed at FN for not reupping his contract).

Ming Tsai's place makes awesome Chinese Food. This fall me and Kary are going to try Bourdain's steakhouse down here. Should be the shit.

IDE · « **Reply #316 on:** May 16, 2008, 01:57:41 PM »

I just made $400 in 30 minutes and I didn't even have to take my pants off.

Derrick · « **Reply #317 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:33:26 AM »

I made 400 dollars sitting on my ass all week watching youtube and doing homework. Summer tutorships rule. So far 2 kids in 2 weeks.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #318 on:** May 20, 2008, 04:52:19 PM »

I just made 1000 dollars in 1 minute. Called my dad and asked for it. ha.ha. jk. bad joke

Max Con · « **Reply #319 on:** May 20, 2008, 06:10:38 PM »

Batali and Morimoto are the only two on the roster who look like they deserve the title. Flay and Greek bitch are a joke.

Derrick · « **Reply #320 on:** May 21, 2008, 05:17:08 PM »

Don't forget the new one.

Flay: I AM GOING TO MAKE ____ WITH CHILI'S!

I love when he gets decimated in his 'throwdowns'. Best episode is when the target has no idea who 'Bobby Frey' is.

IDE · « **Reply #321 on:** Jun 23, 2008, 02:53:31 PM »

Just went on an audition for the USA original series show Burn Notice.

http://www.usanetwork.com/series/burnnotice/

Rama · « **Reply #322 on:** Jun 23, 2008, 04:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on May 20, 2008, 04:52:19 PM

I just made 1000 dollars in 1 minute. Called my dad and asked for it. ha.ha. jk. bad joke

Can you ask him for me an a K too?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #323 on:** Jun 23, 2008, 04:37:10 PM »

What'd she promise him in order to get the money?

Quote from: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 02:53:31 PM

Just went on an audition for the USA original series show Burn Notice.

If they want you to do anything but go Leonidas on people, don't take it.

IDE · « **Reply #324 on:** Jun 23, 2008, 06:20:41 PM »

Ya know I really need to write a role like that for myself and film it. People need to see my gift and I can't wait for chance and fortune to line that up.

B E C K · « **Reply #325 on:** Jun 24, 2008, 12:57:12 AM »

My money's on the primary villain being Cuban.

IDE · « **Reply #326 on:** Jun 24, 2008, 02:13:41 AM »

My character is the body guard of a cuban underworld boss.

B E C K · « **Reply #327 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 12:27:45 AM »

Oh, so you're the Bolo character the heroes have to kill before they get to the head taco, I mean, honcho.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #328 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 12:38:41 AM »

That'd be awesome! Bolo Yeung was the fucking MAN, but him no talk.

Be White Bolo, and you'll have written your ticket.

Rama · « **Reply #329 on:** Jun 25, 2008, 12:47:21 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Jun 23, 2008, 06:20:41 PM

Ya know I really need to write a role like that for myself and film it. People need to see my gift and I can't wait for chance and fortune to line that up.

That's a good idea actually. I think you're always going to be Henchman #1 until you can prove you can do more cause they won't give you a chance to be anything but when you look like you do.

In fact I have a guy that you'd fit in one my stories, but he's a big bad dude that I have our hero handle easily so it'll be more believeable later on when he starts kicking ass since I didn't have anything up to that point to show that.

Course you might be good for another role too, but I alway picture the character as black, but he is big muscle bound dude, but he is also very clever and a leader. Course he gets killed off, but it's not nearly as one sided as the other guy.