Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207198 times)

Sam · « **Reply #240 on:** Mar 12, 2008, 03:55:46 PM »

He possesses something the other fish THINK is something they must have.

B E C K · « **Reply #241 on:** Mar 12, 2008, 09:57:45 PM »

Just like IDE.

IDE · « **Reply #242 on:** Mar 12, 2008, 10:05:34 PM »

Then they find out how old the fish actually is and lose interest U_U

IDE · « **Reply #243 on:** Mar 13, 2008, 03:41:03 PM »

Got a call back for a Wendy's commercial!

Rama · « **Reply #244 on:** Mar 13, 2008, 03:45:24 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 12, 2008, 10:05:34 PM

Then they find out how old the fish actually is and lose interest U_U

Well what do expect...no one wants old fish.

B E C K · « **Reply #245 on:** Mar 13, 2008, 09:26:34 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 13, 2008, 03:41:03 PM

Got a call back for a Wendy's commercial!

Was I the only one that pictured IDE in the red braids?

IDE · « **Reply #246 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 02:18:36 AM »

I think I am going to be wearing them actually. We'll see tomorrow.

Derrick · « **Reply #247 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 02:58:00 PM »

Nah, they stopped that advertising run.

B E C K · « **Reply #248 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 03:33:32 PM »

Maybe he'll be the ghost of Dave Thomas instead.

IDE · « **Reply #249 on:** Mar 14, 2008, 04:37:21 PM »

Maybe I'll get nosssing por que pantalones en la gato.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #250 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 10:12:22 AM »

For What Pants in the Cat?
What the fuck are you saying?

IDE · « **Reply #251 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 10:49:12 AM »

I'm saying we need some ethnic cleansing.

IDE · « **Reply #252 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 11:01:21 AM »

B: say you love me
K: I can't...I just
B: Just say it
K: I can't
B: say it, it'll make my dick harder
K: What?
B: Yeah I guess I'm a "sick fuck" like that

IDE · « **Reply #253 on:** Mar 15, 2008, 04:27:53 PM »

How long does it take to get a stranger to invite you over to her house?

80 minutes.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #254 on:** Mar 16, 2008, 09:49:01 PM »

Is this the girl from match.com? cause if she is, then she's not a stranger!

80 minutes is a long time anyways. you cn get some hoes out there to go to your place in like half an hour (depending on how drunk they are).

IDE · « **Reply #255 on:** Mar 16, 2008, 10:38:20 PM »

well its another girl from the .com, one that had never met me before.

Sam · « **Reply #256 on:** Mar 17, 2008, 09:49:32 AM »

Things must have soured with the cuban dream girl.

Derrick · « **Reply #257 on:** Mar 17, 2008, 10:48:49 AM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 15, 2008, 11:01:21 AM

B: say you love me
K: I can't...I just
B: Just say it
K: I can't
B: say it, it'll make my dick harder
K: What?
B: Yeah I guess I'm a "sick fuck" like that

Smooth like sandpaper.

You have to trap them into saying it, duh.

IDE · « **Reply #258 on:** Mar 17, 2008, 11:29:32 AM »

Quote from: Sam on Mar 17, 2008, 09:49:32 AM

Things must have soured with the cuban dream girl.

They haven't yet. You'll know when they do because there will be a tirade about closing the border and changing the dry land policy.

IDE · « **Reply #259 on:** Mar 18, 2008, 10:45:41 PM »

guy touches girls boob on escalator but can't escape her bf because people are on it
cat kills little boys cat and then later becomes little boys cat

Something is wrong with the girl I like...I'm reverting to full misogyny mode.

B E C K · « **Reply #260 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 01:01:24 AM »

A third eye in the middle of her back? A wang? Four stomachs? A nasally laugh?

IDE · « **Reply #261 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 02:16:14 AM »

We had a conversation and I, blinded by my like for her revealed information that has put her off. She said we weren't going to judge each other, but she obviously has. It's my fault for telling the truth...I know better than that damn it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #262 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 04:11:30 PM »

O DO TELL!

IDE · « **Reply #263 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 04:34:56 PM »

eventually...

Derrick · « **Reply #264 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 05:12:39 PM »

He probably leaked his viagra and propecia dependencies.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #265 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 05:48:59 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #266 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 06:32:19 PM »

His age. Or possibly that time he put on a coolie hat and snuck into the zoo to make love to a panda.

Derrick · « **Reply #267 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 09:26:53 PM »

Hey, Pandas are soft, loving animals.

IDE · « **Reply #268 on:** Mar 19, 2008, 11:40:34 PM »

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B E C K · « **Reply #269 on:** Mar 20, 2008, 12:51:25 AM »

Why would I want you to be able to embed anything?