Author Topic: Holy crap (Read 207218 times)

Rama · « **Reply #210 on:** Feb 08, 2008, 03:14:15 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Feb 07, 2008, 10:22:14 PM

Quote from: IDE on Feb 07, 2008, 11:29:05 AM
and 2 commercial auditions tomorrow too now.

It's all happening so fast. Rosanne Bar got famous from her pizza hut commercials...

I could be the next Rosanne Bar.

Well your insightful comedy about the real life of a mid-western house wife would be a surefire hit with America.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #211 on:** Feb 09, 2008, 09:53:12 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Feb 08, 2008, 10:42:14 AM

I got fucking owned today when I went in for a royal bank of scottland commercial about golf.

They gave me the wrong fucking que line so my response line wasn't delivered the way they wanted it and before I had a chance to get comfortable with the new way they taped my audition and I was out the door.

Plus they handed me a golf club and I didn't know how to hold it.

I need to learn to adapt faster but also fuck them for not being thorough.

Do a little research next time. Like if you are going to go to a casting for an X product, do a little research about that or about the part you would be playing, so you won't have another incident like the golf club one. It always helps a little to act like you know more than they think you do!

IDE · « **Reply #212 on:** Feb 09, 2008, 10:09:01 PM »

Yeah I'm learning that the hard way. Still its better to be making mistakes like this in Miami than in LA.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #213 on:** Feb 09, 2008, 10:11:13 PM »

Yeah. Look at Miami as your "training grounds" so when you decide to go to LA, you'll be an expert on auditions

IDE · « **Reply #214 on:** Feb 09, 2008, 10:15:40 PM »

That's what I'm thinking. Out of the 4 auditions on friday (1 web-tv thing, 3 commercials) 2 of the commercial ones went good so we'll see what happens.

IDE · « **Reply #215 on:** Feb 11, 2008, 03:43:18 PM »

My agent just called and I got a call back from one of the commercials!

This is awesome because it shows her that I'm a viable money source. Now I just need to land that shit and I think I get $1500...but the drawback is I think its being shot on a tropical island and I have to bring my passport.

I know you're thinking "how is that a drawback?" but it is because I'll be out of the country for awhile and won't be able to go on calls for new work and I heard some people talking about this job and they weren't sure that the company was going to pay for the flight.

IDE · « **Reply #216 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 12:48:26 PM »

Fuck Yeah!

I just dropped a bomb on those motherfuckers. I love how I walk into the room without saying anything. I quietly sign in. Then when they call me in for my turn my rich brock sampson voice bellows out and my anime facial expressions blow away the casting director.

I auditioned with an actress for this walmart commercial and at the end he asked me what my name was again even though I'd just slated before we started. So I told him my name again and he started saying "I love that face you made" while the actress was like "And Angela _____" trying to slip her name in again.

HE DOESN'T CARE WHO YOU ARE BITCH! YOU ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF A GOD!

...well she was cute. And like afterwards she was all asking me where I'm from as we walked out of the building. I'd totally hit it, but then I haven't had sex in 5 months so thats not saying much.

B E C K · « **Reply #217 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 10:21:45 PM »

Tap it!

So if you get any of this stuff will we get to see it? Like, if it's local, will you make a copy or a clip and put it on YouTube or something?

IDE · « **Reply #218 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:09:18 PM »

yeah definitely

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #219 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:10:15 PM »

Would they really not pay for your airplane ticket? that's fucked up yo

IDE · « **Reply #220 on:** Feb 12, 2008, 11:13:44 PM »

We'll see. I went to the call back today and had to do something a little different. Not sure if it came off strong or not. It's being shot in the dominican republic.

IDE · « **Reply #221 on:** Feb 23, 2008, 11:14:18 PM »

Well I made out with a 17 or 18 yr old for a student film yesterday. Acting is fun.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #222 on:** Feb 26, 2008, 08:57:02 PM »

Ah my friend asked me to do one of those once and I had a bf and didn't do it. There's AAALWAYS tongue involved in those student films (but only if the other person is hot )

IDE · « **Reply #223 on:** Feb 26, 2008, 09:47:27 PM »

yeah I got her number I'm gonna call her tomorrow.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #224 on:** Feb 29, 2008, 07:20:00 PM »

HAHA NICE.

I just remembered, that one year later I ended hooking up with the friend who asked me to do it. What can I say, he looks like the main guy from Entourage, hot hooot.

IDE · « **Reply #225 on:** Mar 04, 2008, 09:43:15 PM »

During one spring break we went to key west. We didn't have a hotel so we decided to drive around until we could find one. I decided to make it extra fun and do it with a boner. So I'd jump out of the car at full attention and walk up to the front desk with my hips thrust out asking "Do you have any rooms?" (In the screen play version it will be "Do you have any vacancies that you need filled?") But eventually it all backfired when we walked into a gay hotel. That's right it was a gay hotel, the whole staff was flaming. I rolled right up into the middle of it...

Then we cut to us running out of there like the Ghostbusters out of the library and that my friends is what they call the hook.

IDE · « **Reply #226 on:** Mar 05, 2008, 11:24:42 PM »

MARIAAAAA
I JUST MET A GIRL NAMED MARIIIIAAAA

B E C K · « **Reply #227 on:** Mar 06, 2008, 12:51:49 AM »

Did you tell her to get her ass back to Cuba?

IDE · « **Reply #228 on:** Mar 06, 2008, 10:16:38 AM »

No, I've decided that as long as were seeing each other the cubans are allowed to invade. I am fickle and whimsical king.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #229 on:** Mar 07, 2008, 06:54:55 PM »

Did you meet her through match.com or whatever dating webpage you signed up to?

One of my coworkers came from Costa Rica to work here for some months, and the first thing he did was sign up for match.com. He hooked up with 9 different girls, that little casanova.

IDE · « **Reply #230 on:** Mar 07, 2008, 07:11:49 PM »

Yeah she's from the dating site thing.

IDE · « **Reply #231 on:** Mar 10, 2008, 04:25:38 PM »

Awww she just said "love you" on accident when we hung up now. Yes it had to be an accident, she's not crazy. She probably is in love with me though. Still, she denied me last night after I took her bra off with your standard single hand-two finger-around the back snap. I think she's just holding out on me so that I'll respect her or something gay like that. That only makes me respect their will powet not their morals. Sleeping with me is an inevitability baby, do not delay your destiny.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #232 on:** Mar 10, 2008, 05:30:01 PM »

She said she loved you? Drop her like its hot dude, she's gonna go psycho on your ass. Latin women are fucking crazy (yes, I include myself on that)

IDE · « **Reply #233 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 01:14:41 AM »

It had to be an accident though! We like all the same shit, she was more excited about SSB coming out than I was! She watches anime and shit too. I refuse to believe she's insane!

You know what...fuck it.

If she's insane then I'm fucking down to spiral into insanity with her "What Dreams May Come" style. I just have a really good feeling about her.

But you guys have to realize you've never dealt with my mack game. You really have no idea how pimp I am. I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead. I've been running and refining this shit on chicks for over 10 years. If a girl slips up and says "love you" to me its totally natural.

Sam · « **Reply #234 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 01:22:21 PM »

It's been told to me, but I've never told anyone I love them (outside family, obviously).

B E C K · « **Reply #235 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 01:32:53 PM »

Quote from: IDE

I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead

What, dude, like those ugly ones with the giant heads and monster teeth that live at the very bottom and whatnot?

Quote from: Sam on Mar 11, 2008, 01:22:21 PM

It's been told to me, but I've never told anyone I love them (outside family, obviously).

Your love is like a tidal wave, spinning over my head
Drownin' me in your promises, better left unsaid
You're the right kind of sinner, to release my inner fantasy
The invincible winner, and you know that you were born to be
You're a heartbreaker
Dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around with me!
You're a heartbreaker
Dream maker, love taker
Don't you mess around - no no no!

IDE · « **Reply #236 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 02:45:06 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Mar 11, 2008, 01:32:53 PM

Quote from: IDE
I'm like that fish that has a lure light bulb shooting out of its forehead

What, dude, like those ugly ones with the giant heads and monster teeth that live at the very bottom and whatnot?

Yes, the very same.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #237 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 04:47:14 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Mar 11, 2008, 01:14:41 AM

If she's insane then I'm fucking down to spiral into insanity with her "What Dreams May Come" style. I just have a really good feeling about her.

HHA NICE I LOVE THAT MOVIEE. fucking sad yo, fucking sad.

Sam · « **Reply #238 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 05:21:17 PM »

So, like that fish, he only get's his prey through trickery?

IDE · « **Reply #239 on:** Mar 11, 2008, 07:31:30 PM »

That fish doesn't trick anyone. He possesses something the other fish must have.