Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls

[Wickedly Yours E]

Meh. I hear it has Shia LeBouf in it.

[Bernie AKA]

Ooh, Adam's going to emerge from the fog and take you to the mat for dissing Shia, E. 

[Wickedly Yours E]

Who's Dissing him? He was good in Transformers.

[IDE]

Shia sucks! (but he was good in transformers) and aDam thinks Robert Dinero sucks and probably ranks Shia above him.  So if he shows up play the "Robert Dinero is awesome and you're insane" card.

[MegatronYES]

And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me.  I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.

Jesus bitch-shitter.    I can't fucking stand when a woman tries to interrupt a movie or something with me to start getting all "Aphrodite" with my Aries-parts. If I wanted to fucking make out, then I'd try to make the fucking shit out with you, not take you to a fucking movie.  Shit! 
Everyone's got a couple of big fucking flags that let you tell yourself that it isn't going to work out, and these special no-no traits don't always manage to make sense to anyone else. Untimely feel-up-ons are one of those things to me.

[Derrick]

You've never been with a woman, have you?

Either that, or your gay. I think you're leaning towards the latter.

[MegatronYES]

Yes. Clearly my ability to dismiss prospective relationships based on distinct idiosyncracies about personality preferences is indicitave of my inexperience with sexual exchanges.




*cough, cough* Sorry.....   
What I meant was:

I think you're leaning towards my ass!!!! 

[IDE]

I was talking about watching movies at home, particularly movies I've already seen, but even if I hadn't seen it we can always rewind later.

As for movie theater movies I don't mind a little kissing and more often than not they like to stroke the rod in the dark which I also don't have a problem with.  This last one did both and a lot of times she wanted to kiss more than watch the movie...but she had these eyes and this smile, I couldn't resist...and she didn't do it during the action parts so that was a plus too.

[B E C K]

And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me.  I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.

Jesus bitch-shitter.    I can't fucking stand when a woman tries to interrupt a movie or something with me to start getting all "Aphrodite" with my Aries-parts. If I wanted to fucking make out, then I'd try to make the fucking shit out with you, not take you to a fucking movie.  Shit! 
Everyone's got a couple of big fucking flags that let you tell yourself that it isn't going to work out, and these special no-no traits don't always manage to make sense to anyone else. Untimely feel-up-ons are one of those things to me.

[Derrick]

Yes. Clearly my ability to dismiss prospective relationships based on distinct idiosyncracies about personality preferences is indicitave of my inexperience with sexual exchanges.




*cough, cough* Sorry.....  
What I meant was:

I think you're leaning towards my ass!!!! 

Only because the big gaping hole is sucking me in. HELP!

[MegatronYES]

Hey