Author Topic: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls (Read 12612 times)

Rama · « **on:** Sep 14, 2007, 02:10:52 PM »

That's the latest rumor title going around for Indy 4, which replaces Indiana Jones and the City of Gods.

I have to say that the more I hear about this flick the more apperhensive I am about it. I've read some rumors (which I won't repeat due to their spoiler nature) about the plot and I have to say that it sounds pretty dumb. I'm really starting to wonder if Lucas is trying to do to Indy what he did to Retard Wars. Really when you turn down a script about the Spear of Destiny in favor of this, you have to wonder.

IDE · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 02:45:47 PM »

Spear of destiny would be indy 5 if you follow the formula of NAZIS crazy temple NAZIS crazy temple NAZIS

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 05:26:57 PM »

SPOILERS!! I haven't even seen the first two Indys in their entirety, I don't care.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 08:57:23 PM »

No willy wonka...No Indiana Jones...this is blasphemy! This is Madness!

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 09:26:34 PM »

I haven't seen any of the Halloweens either. Somebody the other day thought that was rather blasphemous or whatever.

IDE · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 10:01:28 PM »

And he's right. Someone should sit you down and make you watch these, but not me. I'm too far away and have yet to make it through a whole film at home with a girl.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 10:13:56 PM »

If it was Halloween, it was just as well. I have no need to see movies like that unless it was, like, with you guys and we were gonna MST them or something.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 10:17:42 PM »

I've seen 2 of them. One of the early ones and the last one before this new one. Seems like "if you've seen one you've seen them all type deal".

The D · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 14, 2007, 10:29:58 PM »

Quote from: IDE on Sep 14, 2007, 08:57:23 PM

No willy wonka...No Indiana Jones...this is blasphemy! This is Madness!

Madness?

THIS. IS. B E C K!

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 12:09:19 AM »

Ok...If you want Spoilers you got them.

Spoiler (hover to show)

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 11:31:31 AM »

Boo, no aliens!

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 12:07:04 PM »

Could be Bull Jive to throw people off the scent. I remember reading a lot BS about the St*r WarzzZZ movies too. I'm just afraid this is right and true.

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 15, 2007, 12:33:46 PM »

I'll only see it if they fly transatlantic at some point with vicious poisonous snakes on board. Oh, and might as well through some Sam Jackson in there.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 16, 2007, 03:41:11 AM »

Indy: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Sam Jackson: Deadly Mother Fucking Asps! You go first mother fucker.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 12:13:25 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Sep 15, 2007, 11:31:31 AM

Boo, no aliens!

God ass, get the fuck over it.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 08:19:58 AM »

No aliens, fucker!!

Rama · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 20, 2007, 03:20:13 PM »

and no snowboarding commies!

MegatronYES · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:56:40 AM »

Fine.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:12:52 AM »

No aliiieeeeeeeaaaaaaansssszzzz!!!!!!!!!WE323f2qqlg;g

MegatronYES · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 01:19:29 AM »

Rama · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 03:35:13 AM »

I do think Aliens would be crossing the line. Even in a world were the Ark burns off people's faces, People can tear hearts out without killing, and a Knight of the First Crusade was still alive.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 12:37:20 PM »

Lord have mercy. This sounds worse than the Picnic at Hanging Rock solution chapter, except no one is going to get $400 from some idiot for a 20-page book on eBay.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 21, 2007, 11:42:18 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Sep 21, 2007, 03:35:13 AM

I do think Aliens would be crossing the line. Even in a world were the Ark burns off people's faces, People can tear hearts out without killing, and a Knight of the First Crusade was still alive.

This is why I don't post here more than what.. fifty times a year? I'm always too exhausted to point shit like this out. Re-blech-a is apparently always too exhausted to think about shit long enough to arrive at basic conclusions like this.
I'd rather she just type big letters at me.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 06:46:40 AM »

Fuck j00!!!!!!!!!!!!!e3w23jrflej

ChelseySuzie · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 22, 2007, 12:04:23 PM »

Quote from: Rama on Sep 16, 2007, 03:41:11 AM

Indy: Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

Sam Jackson: Deadly Mother Fucking Asps! You go first mother fucker.

Oh yea, I forgot he was afraid of snakes. That just makes it a movie about facing your biggest fears head on.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 25, 2007, 11:13:08 PM »

Nuri could make a hentai then.

The D · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 26, 2007, 03:38:12 PM »

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucks?

MegatronYES · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 28, 2007, 12:43:47 AM »

ooo.....

I like that one!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 28, 2007, 11:39:30 AM »

I'd wondered what Murry had been up to.

The D · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 28, 2007, 03:33:11 PM »

Congress is getting tough on skullfucking. (video)

I never knew the Onion had videos until now.