:: Starts making his case for invading Canada.::
"And Canada has been supporting the terrorists for years though their maple syrup industry, and the exporting of comedians and hockey players. The profits from Austin Powers alone have helped set up nearly one thousand terrorist training camps around the world. Nickelback records sales have been used to develop new more deadly strains of anthrax, and they have attacked the very will to fight of the American people by sending us Alanis Morrisette and Bryan Adams, thus making us wish for death. This threat to freedom and democracy must be stopped.... no matter the cost."