The "Black Love" Thread

[B E C K]

As in "not pr0n" but something to combat this "black hate" mojo circling around here.

Black people I love:
Tina Turner
Half of Lenny Kravitz
Angela Basset
Keith David
Phil LaMarr
Grace Jones
The cast of "A Different World"
Reginald VelJohnson and all of his cop-playing gayness
Dead Luther Vandross
Dead Jimi Hendrix
Pre-drugs Whitney
Ice-T
Coolio (I like Gangsta's Paradise, I's sorry!)
The dude who played Sisko on DS9
Bill Duke!!
Mr. T
Fucking Shaft, motherfucker.
Samuel L. Jackson
Cosby, duh.
Levar Burton.  ("EARTH!")
Colin Powell, doesn't everyone?
Toe
Ty Taylor (Even if he did play the racecard when he got booted)
Frenchie!
Wanda Sykes, even though she's only tolerable doing her own stand-up material.
LL Cool J, motherfucker.
The Smiths (as, in, like Will and Jada and them)
Mr. Smith (my computer science teacher from HS)
Living Colour
Teh Wayanseses  (Damon's still my fave)
That dude from the fifth grade who was sorta my friend
The black people that didn't tip Doug
Some of Prince
80's Michael Jackson
Scatman Crothers (by name alone)
Funny Eddie Murphy
Dorian Harewood (I guess)
TLC (including the dead one)
Dead BB King and Fats Domino and Duke Ellington
Eva the Diva!
The cast of Living Single
Martin Lawrence (sorta)
Lando!
Billy Dee Williams (by default, see above)
Billy Ocean and Lionel Richie (I always confused the two!)
Rockwell
Walt
Tim Meadows and Tracy Morgan
Anne Moody
Medgar Evers (he don't get no love!)
Morgan Freeman
Kool and the Gang
Earth Wind and Fire
Steadman (God bless you, sir.)
Dead George Washington Carver and all of his "nutty" inventions (heh)
Static and black Green Lantern
Shemar Moore
K-Fed

[Max Con]

C'mon, not even the Black Panthers think the black Green Lantern is cool.

[Shipley]

i was hoping to see a giant black cock here.

[ChelseySuzie]

I'd like to add Carter Beauford since he's the most badass drummer alive.

And while I'm at it, the other three black guys in DMB.  Dave Matthews was born in Africa, so does he sort of count?

-Gym Class Heroes
-Cypress Hill
-Most Old school hip hop guys
-The guy who plays Conrad in Weeds.  He was also MC Hammer in the movie about him
-Taye Diggs (cuz he's hot)
-Victor Wootin (awesome bass player)
-That girl who was my partner in D.A.R.E but she moved away

[The D]

You guys forgot Run DMC

It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky...it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)!

[Bitey the Snail]

C'mon, not even the Black Panthers think the black Green Lantern is cool.

Screw the Panthers.  And I don't think he's cool, I just like him.

Forgot to add Vixen and Gina Torres.  Hell, any black person that came out in the Matrix.  And Dead Aaliyah.

[Sam]

As long as we're adding musicians, Lajon Witherspoon, the vocalist for Sevendust.  I hung out with him a few years ago when he was here.  Cool guy.

[B E C K]

Darius Rucker!
Isaiah Washington, God Bless that cold, little, gay-hating lump of coal he calls a heart.
And Chef but not Isaac Hayes.  Xenu can love him.
Michael Dorn.  (And Fourby by default.)
Hell, let's just make that any black person who came out in Gargoyles and/or Star Trek.
And DJ and Bison/Balrog/whatthefuckever from SF.

i was hoping to see a giant black cock here.

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[IDE]

Tay Zonday

[ChelseySuzie]

FLAVA FLAV!

[Rama]

Blazing Saddles. Without black people, we wouldn't have one of the funniest movie of all time.


"HEY! Where all the white women at?"

[Merla]

i was hoping to see a giant black cock here.

?

Am I missing something here?!?

[Rama]

Shipley loves giant black cock.

[Merla]

Since when does he swing that way?!?

[B E C K]

I thought he'd pitch but not catch.


And I forgot Wesley Snipes!

[ChelseySuzie]

Blazing Saddles. Without black people, we wouldn't have one of the funniest movie of all time.


"HEY! Where all the white women at?"

When you were slaves, you used to sing like birds!