Author Topic: ZOMG!!!111 Why "Surf's Up" will be the greeetest flim of all times!!1`2jkl (Read 12913 times)

B E C K · « **on:** May 26, 2007, 06:03:37 AM »

It's got an ugly, pot-head chicken.
Penguins invented surfing!
It's a fucking mockumentary.
At least two people with funny-looking names do voices.
Napolean Dynamite is the fucking chicken.
Two professional surfers play themselves.
Surfing rules.
They less ugly than in teh Happy Feets.
The golden name of Sony is attached to this picture.
Nobody's tired of penguins yet!1112jklvg

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** May 26, 2007, 11:12:01 AM »

I want a movie with a rat in Platemail.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** May 26, 2007, 10:36:47 PM »

They aren't rats. It's likely Renard the fox (right) and Isegrim the wolf. Until I read the platemail thing, I thought you were talking about Ratatouille. And here I thought Pixar couldn't come up with something I want to see less than Cars. The rat chef could at least be a stoner.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** May 26, 2007, 10:41:02 PM »

I thought he was talking about Ratatouille too.

I would see surfs up before Ratatouille but neither one really makes me want to see it that bad.

If they made a full feature version of Adventure Time I'd definitely go see that.

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** May 26, 2007, 11:04:14 PM »

A stoner rat would've been awesome. He'd be putting shrooms and LCD in his food and would be declared the greatest chef evers!11w2..

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** May 27, 2007, 12:31:02 AM »

Lookout....Bandwagon is coming this way! Grab your Penguin and jump on! YEEHAW!!!!!!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #6 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:45:41 AM »

I wonder how penguin meat tastes....

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** May 27, 2007, 08:35:00 PM »

I liked penguins before they were cool!!1212lklg; I even had that Care Bear cousins penguin-thingy, Cozy Heart Fucking Penguin.

IDE · « **Reply #8 on:** May 27, 2007, 09:33:20 PM »

Quote from: Wickedly Yours E on May 27, 2007, 09:45:41 AM

I wonder how penguin meat tastes....

Ask a peruvian...

B E C K · « **Reply #9 on:** May 27, 2007, 11:10:49 PM »

Cozy Heart Fucking Penguin Chalupa!

joe · « **Reply #10 on:** May 27, 2007, 11:50:51 PM »

I'll watch it.

Are there worse things in this world?

Perhaps!

B E C K · « **Reply #11 on:** May 27, 2007, 11:56:40 PM »

Not "perhaps". Definetely. One of them is Ratatouille and its lack of pot and LSD.

joe · « **Reply #12 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:00:14 AM »

Huh.

Pixar usually manages to entice me, but you're right, this one has me scratching ~~mah balls~~ my head.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:03:38 AM »

Did you see Cars?

joe · « **Reply #14 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:06:52 AM »

I didn't mind it.

Am I the only one who can't see Hemorrhoid's sig?

It tries like heck but never quite makes it.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:09:25 AM »

What do you mean? Is it an x or something? I see it fine.

joe · « **Reply #16 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:11:51 AM »

Nah, it just loads and loads and loads until it finally gives up.

El Computador must be blocking photobucket for some reason.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:20:32 AM »

Maybe it just can't stand "Surf's Up"'s greatness.

joe · « **Reply #18 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:25:56 AM »

On the contrary, El Computador revels in said greatness.

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B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:28:57 AM »

Is your computer a Spanish matador?

joe · « **Reply #20 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:36:23 AM »

Pffft. He's a luchador, thank you very much.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:45:43 AM »

Then you should've named him Comp-o Fuerte.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #22 on:** May 28, 2007, 12:54:44 AM »

I saw Pirates 3 Saturday, and those were the two most forgettable previews of the whole shebang. What the heck is it about damn penguins lately? This is, what, the third penguin movie in the past year? And I think Pixar's just tapped out for ideas. Cars wasn't that bad, but they need to make with the Incredibles 2 already.

B E C K · « **Reply #23 on:** May 28, 2007, 01:20:02 AM »

This whole thing with penguins is just bad timing on everyone's part. I know it seems to lack believability, but I remember hearing something that went along the lines of whatever idea you or I may come up with, there are people all over the place with the same idea. Happy Feet began production before March of the Penguins. Then there's the Madagascar penguins. And these surfing penguins. They've all had to have been in the pipeline for years. I have yet to meet an animated penguin I've liked. It's all crap in my opinion. Shia LaBeouf and a bunch of CG animators get another line to add to their resumes.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #24 on:** May 28, 2007, 11:42:57 PM »

Part of the ongoing attempts to bring attention to the "plight" of animals living near the poles due to global warming.

B E C K · « **Reply #25 on:** May 29, 2007, 12:28:28 AM »

That shit's already in motion though. That's like trying to prevent a murder when the victim's already been shot in the face.

Rama · « **Reply #26 on:** May 29, 2007, 12:46:47 AM »

Quote from: Hermeline on May 28, 2007, 01:20:02 AM

This whole thing with penguins is just bad timing on everyone's part. I know it seems to lack believability, but I remember hearing something that went along the lines of whatever idea you or I may come up with, there are people all over the place with the same idea. Happy Feet began production before March of the Penguins. Then there's the Madagascar penguins. And these surfing penguins. They've all had to have been in the pipeline for years. I have yet to meet an animated penguin I've liked. It's all crap in my opinion. Shia LaBeouf and a bunch of CG animators get another line to add to their resumes.

Some might have been greenlighted or even created to compete with other studios "Penquin" films. Although I don't think there can be any doubt that Happy Feet was greenlighted before March of the Penquins. March just made it to theaters first because it wasn't animated.

B E C K · « **Reply #27 on:** May 29, 2007, 01:17:48 AM »

Yeah, that's very true. But I also think penguins were due. I don't think Madagascar added penguins just because of Happy Feet. Tail-coated riding probably greenlit "Surf's Up" though.

Semi-related...
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ent/movies/video/4675600.html

Fuck that stinker "the Pebble and Penguin".

Rama · « **Reply #28 on:** May 29, 2007, 02:04:21 AM »

Proably right about Madagascar. The Penguins weren't the main focus like the the rest of these films, so that seems logical. Although their spin off toon mentioned in the article you linked might be trying to ride that wave.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #29 on:** May 30, 2007, 12:05:06 PM »

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I liked penguins before they were cool!!

Yeah, now people go twice as apeshit when I wear my 91-92 Lemieux jersey.

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I have yet to meet an animated penguin I've liked.

Not even Chilly Willy?