Author Topic: Today is the day (Read 16185 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #30 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:23:12 AM »

How dare you. A plague of wire work kung-fu, meditation, and family honor upon you, bitchstein.

joe · « **Reply #31 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:37:54 AM »

I fear China.

I fear the Chinese.

Fear, you hear? Fear!

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:47:08 AM »

Indeed, their chem-lab abilities are awe-inspiring.

joe · « **Reply #33 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:54:34 AM »

Pandas are disgusting.

They're not really bears, you know.

Pretenders to the Ursine Throne!

Fuck, I just checked and now they are classified as a bear subfamily. God damn flip-flopping biologists.

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:04:49 AM »

I'm reminded of that poor panda that fell asleep and crushed her baby. Downerville!

I'm gonna blame you and call you joesadstein!

joe · « **Reply #35 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:11:56 AM »

I've never been involved in any baby-crushings, nor shall I ever be.

Talk to Bernie, as I recall she hates 'em!

B E C K · « **Reply #36 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:16:40 AM »

That's a lie! Why pandas are like giant, huge, bear-like, killer sheep!

joe · « **Reply #37 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 03:26:19 AM »

I just meant babies in general. I dunno. Maybe she likes panda babies. No one pays me to know these things.

B E C K · « **Reply #38 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 11:20:43 AM »

I'm certain she loves animal babies. I know I do. Animal babies are adorable. Those filthy human ones are the ones that are all disgusto.

Guest · « **Reply #39 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 04:37:56 PM »

What the hell? And I was guessing about Nutty Professor. Honestly I didn't know what year it came out. In reality, he's never been LOL funny, just more entertaining.

B E C K · « **Reply #40 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 06:45:08 PM »

Silence, guest!

tomduo · « **Reply #41 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 09:12:51 PM »

I thought I had logged in. Fuckin A.

joe · « **Reply #42 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 09:17:12 PM »

Imposter! Mr. Peanut is not Christopher Guest.

Not by a long shot, buddy boy.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 10:10:47 PM »

I finally got to reassigning the urls for the forum so if you enter under the old darthnuri url, you're gonna find yourself logged out.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #44 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 06:02:34 AM »

haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina Why is there a "suit" at the end?

Rama · « **Reply #45 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 09:38:59 AM »

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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.
Robin Hood series?? que??
Kevin Costner??

Nah...Costner has more important things to do then make a Robin Hood series. I'm sure there are still some unmade " Post-apocalyptic world" or "Baseball" movie scripts floating around.

Ride Postman! RIDE!!!

That being said...Field of Dreams is still awesome.

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 12:08:54 PM »

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haha i just realized that rabbitina sounds like ranitidina, or nuvocaina Why is there a "suit" at the end?

Ummm.... Someone else field this, would you?

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 05:08:18 PM »

Because suit isn't allowed to be the addy of any message board. You see back in 1977 congress passed resoultion 39 which doesn't allow the use of the word "suit" in any non-comerical application on TV, Radio, or the internet. So you can have "suit" in the addy if you are selling suits, but you can't if it's just a message board where people shoot the breeze like this one. Course all of those sites that sell suits have to carry an FBI warning. Same warning that's on videos, go watch one and see.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #48 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 06:59:13 PM »

the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.

What about A' beautiful world" or whatever the name of that movie was/ you know, the one where he kidnapped a kid and at the end the policemen kill him? saaad

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Jan 18, 2007, 07:19:06 PM »

I prefer "No Way Out" myself. Featuring a hot Sean Young AND Iman, both of who die.

Rama · « **Reply #50 on:** Jan 19, 2007, 10:13:43 AM »

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the saddest part is that for one second i thought you were being serious.

Yeah I was trying to see if I could get you to bite.

B E C K · « **Reply #51 on:** Jan 19, 2007, 08:19:20 PM »

Try pouring some tequila over it.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #52 on:** Jan 20, 2007, 02:07:27 PM »

Oh god no, don't mention tequila. i had a tequila war yesterday and now im suffering the consequences.

Derrick · « **Reply #53 on:** Jan 21, 2007, 12:55:51 AM »

Jose will always win, especially when Petron is involved.

*eyes the bottle*

Actually fuck it, 99 Bananas and Apples for all!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #54 on:** Jan 21, 2007, 10:18:13 AM »

Petron or Patron?

I drank Cazadores, which is one of the best tequilas in Mexico. Fuck Jose Cuervo.

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Jan 21, 2007, 09:29:25 PM »

Make sure you guys eat the worm to get your daily dose of vital protein.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #56 on:** Jan 21, 2007, 10:37:14 PM »

That;s not tequila, that's mezcal!!

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Jan 21, 2007, 11:40:44 PM »

Well that's a rip-off.

Derrick · « **Reply #58 on:** Jan 22, 2007, 12:02:27 AM »

I waas drunk when I posted that

Is it Patron? Eitherway, fuckin A.

99 Apples still beats all others, though. And worms in tequila are signs of poor quality, since the worms are moth larvae. Lovely, isn't it?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #59 on:** Jan 22, 2007, 05:45:42 AM »

heelloooo I just said that that isn't tequila, that's mezcal!

Uh oh....is little tom going to start getting drunk and posting here? first it was me, then IDE..and now.....you?