Author Topic: Today is the day (Read 16161 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Jan 12, 2007, 05:22:14 PM »

when I met FAVIO!! FAVIO-O-0O!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** Jan 12, 2007, 09:44:54 PM »

I don't know who that is. Tell us how big his penis is.

joe · « **Reply #2 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 12:36:37 AM »

Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.

I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.

No one can deny it.

IDE · « **Reply #3 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 12:54:34 AM »

I'd rather meet Rufio.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #4 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 02:43:55 AM »

Today I met no one.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #5 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 03:30:50 PM »

Today I met your mom.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 04:20:47 PM »

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Is that anything like Fabio? Because that would be awesome.

I mean, he's cheesy as hell, but it would still be cool to meet him in person just once.

No one can deny it.

Shit,sorry, I wrote his namewrong. Yes I meant THAT Fabio! isn't that amazing?!?!?!

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Jan 13, 2007, 06:12:28 PM »

It's about as amazing as the time scary spice told me I was hot.

joe · « **Reply #8 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 01:09:15 AM »

That is pretty amazing. Good work, Faye. I am impressed.

Did you at least get him to sign your cleavage?

And did Scary Spice sign your cleavage, IDE?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 05:17:57 AM »

IDE, don't steal my spotlight! (i wouldn't be too proud of that though, you saw who was her last partner)

No i didnt, althought maaaaaanny girls were taking their pics with him! what happened is that i was soo hangover and imo i was looking like shit, and i didn't want someone like him, a god on earth, to see me looking like crap. i did eat one of the muffins him and this other guy were giving out

IDE · « **Reply #10 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 06:23:49 AM »

Who was her last partner?

Forget your spotlight! You think that tool bag is a god on earth?

Fuck that. One day you'll be posting here about the day you met me and how my muffins were totally tastier than that washed up saddle bag's.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 11:37:56 AM »

you are too old for me.

Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child?

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IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 03:58:44 PM »

Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?

and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #13 on:** Jan 14, 2007, 07:26:33 PM »

Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #14 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 11:38:34 AM »

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Fabio's gotta be like 50 and you'd hook with him right?

and No I didn't know that...that's just wierd...not as bizzare as when Eddie was with that transvestite hooker but a little strange all the same.

Oo you can't compare Fabio with Eddie Murphy! Fabio might be like 50, but he looked like he was 20! plus he has the best ass I've seen in months

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 11:39:11 AM »

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Damn, Faye eating Fabio's muffin. And I thought being naked in a hot tub with one of the guys from the Robin Hood series was weird.

Robin Hood series??

que??
Kevin Costner??

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 12:26:23 PM »

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you are too old for me.

Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child??

Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #17 on:** Jan 15, 2007, 11:42:07 PM »

I picture him seriously debating whether or not he wants to put a banana in Scary Spice's tailpipe.

I then picture him later laughing about it in retrospect, with his good buddy Judge Reinhold ofcourse. Eddie gives Judge a hearty "high-five" and laughs some more.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #18 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 05:53:36 AM »

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you are too old for me.

Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child??
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!

you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm

IDE · « **Reply #19 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 03:17:57 PM »

how do you do it

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Jan 16, 2007, 06:56:58 PM »

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you are too old for me.

Don't you know that she's pregnant with EDDIE MURPHY'S child??
Someone tell me you heard the Eddie Murphy laugh after that one? Come on!
you think the baby isn't his?? I don't know. is she supposed to be a slut?? i had no idea!hmmmmmm

Absolutely I think the kid is his. My post had nothing to do with that. I only meant that after I read your post, I could hear Eddie Murphy's laugh just for the sake of hearing it.

Mushu, stop your noise.

joe · « **Reply #21 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:42:12 AM »

What's a Hermeline? Where's my precious Nuri? Someone give me the CliffsNotes version, STAT.

Speaking of Eddie, what the fuck is this?

Derrick · « **Reply #22 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:44:50 AM »

Nuriko decided that an anime/Jedi moniker was too dorky for her cool new image, so she's changed and gone corporate.

And Eddy Murphy was last funny in 1997, which he did not realize.

joe · « **Reply #23 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 12:51:40 AM »

Alright, but what's the significance of 'Hermeline'?

'97? You give Eddie too much credit.

B E C K · « **Reply #24 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:04:21 AM »

There's none besides the fact that I came across the name and liked it.

When in '97 was this?

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* 48 Hours (1982)
* Trading Places (1983)
* Best Defense (1984)
* Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
* The Golden Child (1986)
* Beverly Hills Cop II (1987)
* Eddie Murphy Raw (1987)
* Coming to America (1988)
* Harlem Nights (1989)
* Another 48 Hours (1990)
* Boomerang (1992)
* The Distinguished Gentleman (1992)
* Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
* Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
* The Nutty Professor (1996)
* Metro (1997)
* Dr. Dolittle (1998)
* Holy Man (1998)
* Mulan (1998) (voice)
* Bowfinger (1999)
* Life (1999)
* Nutty Professor II: The Klumps (2000)
* Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)
* Shrek (2001) (voice of DONKEY)
* Showtime (2002)
* The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
* I Spy (2002)
* Daddy Day Care (2003)
* Shrek 4-D (2003) (short subject) (voice of DONKEY)
* The Haunted Mansion (2003)
* Shrek 2 (2004) (voice of DONKEY)
* Dreamgirls (2006)
* Shrek 3 (2007) (voice of DONKEY)

Honestly, I'm eyeing like '88 here.

joe · « **Reply #25 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:08:08 AM »

I'll bet he's thinking of Nutty Professor.

Because Metro sure as hell wasn't funny. Not even unintentionally.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:16:19 AM »

Maybe he has a thing for tiny, red bumbling dragons aiding blatant Chinese stereotypes. Mushu, please.

joe · « **Reply #27 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 01:20:07 AM »

He really should have gone for the gold and done an obnoxious Chinese accent.

B E C K · « **Reply #28 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:04:16 AM »

"Me so solly, Mulan! Haffa a bow-ru of flied lice! Ah-so! Ah-so!" Then he, Rosie, and Adam Carolla could've all "ching-chonged" their hearts out in song.

joe · « **Reply #29 on:** Jan 17, 2007, 02:17:41 AM »

Sweet Christ. You've taken something beautiful and made it obscene.

A pox on thee, young Hermeline.