The gay character is what makes it. You'd be wearing a different outfit each week, like the Card Captor Sakura of the sex community.
Because of the sheer amount of college-setting webcomics and the fact that reading them is about as exciting as going there, the comic will be based in chic flat surrounded by a bevy of businesses that serve as backdrops for your various shenanigans.
Still a bouncer and the world's second-oldest 23-year-old college student (the oldest being a Bea Arthurish horndog-lady named "Gertle"), you and your Doug sometimes fight crime as the masked-duo Tank Crotch and Twitchy. In between macking chicks and putting the occassional crook or pedo behind bars, most of your adventures will be the doing of your gay friend, most of the time using you to his own gain when he's not trying to get you in the sack. Also, you have a sugarmama patron, a rich older Veronica-ish cougar who pays your rent and has a slightly younger jealous, stupid, posturing Tatewaki Kuno of a husband who has no idea what sort of relationship you actually have with her. She goes from calling you her cousin to her nephew to her former foreign exchange student boarder, and it changes every time you see the man.
