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« Reply #60 on: Jan 06, 2007, 02:59:08 AM »
The Language Del Diablo?! on MY INTERNETz?!

I was thinking that after I've become rich and famous we should be right on the verge of war with China if not actively engaged already.  I'm going to find a way to bribe a chinese military official to launch a nuclear strike on Miami thus wiping Northern Cuba off the fucking map.  Sure I'll have to flee to prague and live out the rest of my life drinking absinth and having drunken orgies but it'll be worth it.

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« Reply #61 on: Jan 06, 2007, 03:04:53 AM »
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I pictured you being so drunk you forgot to leave before they did it.

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« Reply #62 on: Jan 06, 2007, 04:46:32 AM »
I pictured him chasing one more loose girl and loosing track of time.  

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« Reply #63 on: Jan 06, 2007, 01:20:54 PM »
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.....That's just outright stupidity right there. Ironic in a topic changed to talking about ignorance.
Better than talking about your life. My POINT here is that, as i said before, in my book ignorance is a broader term than just calling ignorant to someone that doesn't know about a lame university. period and case closed.



And tom, just wait a couple of years. soon all this country will be full of illegals that'll control everything! it started with miami, then la, then ny, and soon dc! soon the us' national anthem will have a reaggeton rhytm(sp?) to it.

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« Reply #64 on: Jan 06, 2007, 07:04:50 PM »
Still, it just distracted everyone from the fact that instead of proving your superiority through your intellect and aptitude, you instead counter my comment about your academic choices through saying you did not want to go to an Ivy League school, which is bullshit because if I could afford it, I would be in one. I am not too worried, though, since while it helps, it's not a pre-requisite and I plan to attend a high-end university for my phD work.

Now you know how to answer that chastisement. You just need to work harder. ;)
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« Reply #65 on: Jan 06, 2007, 09:28:54 PM »
At this time I'm going to change the phrase "beck and call" to "beckon call" and you fucks will just have to live with it. period and case closed.  
 

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« Reply #66 on: Jan 06, 2007, 10:46:33 PM »
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.....That's just outright stupidity right there. Ironic in a topic changed to talking about ignorance.
Better than talking about your life. My POINT here is that, as i said before, in my book ignorance is a broader term than just calling ignorant to someone that doesn't know about a lame university. period and case closed.



And tom, just wait a couple of years. soon all this country will be full of illegals that'll control everything! it started with miami, then la, then ny, and soon dc! soon the us' national anthem will have a reaggeton rhytm(sp?) to it.
Remember, they said Immigrants would always over take America, though that isn't the case yet. The Indians and Chinese will be the next cultural wave, after Mexico and the rest of Central America stabilizes. There's a shitload more of them than there are of Hispanics.
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« Reply #67 on: Jan 07, 2007, 12:12:45 AM »
BTW..."UPenn"?  What, are you trying to sound like those fucknut retards from ESPN or something?  It's historically been abbreviated "Penn", whatever you hear out of any braindead motormouth sportscaster.

I hate Ole Miss (Piss), but at least it saves them the indignity of being called "UMiss".  
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« Reply #68 on: Jan 07, 2007, 06:06:57 AM »
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« Reply #69 on: Jan 07, 2007, 03:17:26 PM »
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.....That's just outright stupidity right there. Ironic in a topic changed to talking about ignorance.
Better than talking about your life. My POINT here is that, as i said before, in my book ignorance is a broader term than just calling ignorant to someone that doesn't know about a lame university--
Look, I don't know how you're interpreting this, but I never called you ignorant.  I said "because of ignorance".  The two are different.  If I had put "because you didn't know" or "because you were uninformed" or "because you were unaware" instead of "because of ignorance", would you still be lecturing me on meaning?  It all means the same thing.

Maybe you could try considering that a native speaker of American English educated solely in American English might construct a sentence or use words differently than you and maybe you're taking something as an insult that wasn't even there.  Have the last word on this subject however you like, but I wasn't even insulting you in that reply and anyone on this board can back me up on it.


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BTW..."UPenn"?
Sorry, dude, just following her lead.  I don't know how to abbreviate most schools worth a damn.  You could say I'm ignorant of it.


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At this time I'm going to change the phrase "beck and call" to "beckon call" and you fucks will just have to live with it. period and case closed.
Come on, you know nobody'll care.  We'll just assume you're drunk.


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What the hell is that?
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« Reply #70 on: Jan 07, 2007, 04:21:49 PM »
Fair enough, but drunk or not I want to go on record as saying that I find E's life just as entertaining as Faye making up the meanings of words.  Neither topic trumps the other.

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« Reply #71 on: Jan 07, 2007, 04:28:35 PM »
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Fair enough, but drunk or not I want to go on record as saying that I find E's life just as entertaining as Faye making up the meanings of words.  Neither topic trumps the other.
I'm glad someone finds my musings amusing even if they're not intended as such. Teehee.

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« Reply #72 on: Jan 07, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »
confuse me? eeverybody calls upenn UPENN. heelloooooo ive been living next to that university for the past 5 years! what aobut sport commentators?? do i look like someone that watches sports? nah uh


So -the fuck- what if i didn't want to go to upenn. my aunt(uncle's wife) and my own cousin went to upenn(wharton) and both of them said that they didn't like it that much cause of many factors i won't waste my time mentioning here (and don't give me the "oo so you can't provide facts, then that's bs- line). as i said i lived next to the university, my university is in the same block, for god's sake, PLUS half of my friends are upenn students. i KNOW more about upenn than any random person that has never set a foot in philly and yet talks about upenn like they wrote a book about it. please. im not saying mine is better cause its not, im just saying that at least in the case of upenn, its more about the name of the university itself rather than the level of  teaching. i prefer to spend 3000 bucks per year travelling around, thankyouvery much.




And Nuri, i wasn't saying tht you insulted me. that's what i said before that in my book that word has a different meaning, and obviously is taken in a different way in my language.

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« Reply #73 on: Jan 08, 2007, 01:45:27 AM »
You know who uses the word ignorant the way Faye uses it?  Poor black people.  Coincidence?

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« Reply #74 on: Jan 08, 2007, 02:01:23 AM »
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It's like a Dragon Buffet, but one key to the left and without the aide of proof reading.  

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« Reply #75 on: Jan 08, 2007, 04:41:06 AM »
Ha, I should've known better.  You know what they say about Ramanese:  If you don't use it, you lose it.

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« Reply #76 on: Jan 08, 2007, 05:40:24 AM »
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You know who uses the word ignorant the way Faye uses it?  Poor black people.  Coincidence?
What's your point?

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« Reply #77 on: Jan 08, 2007, 05:59:00 AM »
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Ha, I should've known better.  You know what they say about Ramanese:  If you don't use it, you lose it.
You really should have. I mean come on...it's me we are talking about here.

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« Reply #78 on: Jan 08, 2007, 09:40:36 AM »
Sorry, but since I'm back in school I need that space for knowledge.

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« Reply #79 on: Jan 08, 2007, 02:44:31 PM »
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You know who uses the word ignorant the way Faye uses it?  Poor black people.  Coincidence?
What's your point?
That you're a poor black girl and your son is at home, he's crying all alone on the bedroom floor cause he's HUNGRY! And the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money.
 

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« Reply #80 on: Jan 08, 2007, 05:55:43 PM »
What's wrong with it is that "UPenn" sounds fucking stupid, which doesn't say a lot about where you live.
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« Reply #81 on: Jan 08, 2007, 09:25:18 PM »
ok so AALLL of the UPENN students i know are stupid just because you say so.

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« Reply #82 on: Jan 08, 2007, 11:51:09 PM »
I shagged a chick from that school a few spring breaks ago.  She had the dirtiest mouth on her.  So dirty in fact that I actually had to tell her to be quiet for a second at the start because it almost killed the mood.  An angel (in the form of a homeless guy) helped me score her so I knew it would all work out.  And she had Shirley Temple curls which was really bizzare.
 

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« Reply #83 on: Jan 09, 2007, 05:09:12 AM »
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And she had Shirley Temple curls which was really bizzare.
Ew!  She didn't have the voice, too, did she?  

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« Reply #84 on: Jan 09, 2007, 05:55:38 AM »
How can you hook up with a girl that a homeless guy helped you to get? are you nuts??

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« Reply #85 on: Jan 09, 2007, 07:40:07 AM »
I'd be scared of... things myself.  These are the homeless after all.  Some of them will do anything for an old blanket or a can of yams.

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« Reply #86 on: Jan 09, 2007, 09:24:59 AM »
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I shagged a chick from that school a few spring breaks ago.  She had the dirtiest mouth on her.  So dirty in fact that I actually had to tell her to be quiet for a second at the start because it almost killed the mood.  An angel (in the form of a homeless guy) helped me score her so I knew it would all work out.  And she had Shirley Temple curls which was really bizzare.
Did you make her sing "Good ship lollipop"?  

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« Reply #87 on: Jan 09, 2007, 02:53:32 PM »
She didn't have the voice (which I am regretful for and thankful for at the same time) and it wasn't like the homeless guy was my wingman.  He might have just been some scruffy keywest barback.  

I had met her earlier in the night and we kissed.  Then we met again later by chance and I asked her what she was doing later and she said she's tired and she's going back to her room so I gave her a kiss on the cheek and said bye.

Then I'm standing around with my friends and I notice that she's in argument with the group she's with.  And she storms off angry.  So I start to follow her to ask her if everything is ok.  But then I start thinking "you don't even know her" she's gonna think you're a stalker.  So for a few seconds I'm following a few paces behind herdrunkenly trying to puzzle out how this is going to come off, or whether I should just abort this mission all together.

When I here "Hey you gotta light?"

and I look at her and then I decide to let her go and turn to the scruffy sea swab.

"yeah"

*hand him the lighter*

"Is that your girl?"

*hands me back the lighter as we watch her get further away*

"Not anymore" I replied.

"That's your girl"

"Nah I don't even know her"

"What the fuck are you talking to me for go get her"

I said something like fuck it you're right and walked briskly after her.

I opened up with "Are you ok?"

She said yeah and I told her I saw her scrappin it with her friends back there and she said her roomates were being bitches I told her there was a jacuzzi back at my hotel and just asked her to come chill at my place.  We got back there and smoked a little pot with my roomates and then retired to the master bedroom.

So you see that homeless looking guy whoever he was inspired me when I'd lost all confidence in my powet.  When we turned around and headed back towards my hotel he had vanished.  He probably extended his wings and flew back to the heavens or he found a comfortable dumpster to sleep in and bunked down for the night.  Either way he had my gratitude for a couple years.  Then I forgot all about him until this thread.

 

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« Reply #88 on: Jan 09, 2007, 03:04:36 PM »
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When we turned around and headed back towards my hotel he had vanished. He probably extended his wings and flew back to the heavens or he found a comfortable dumpster to sleep in and bunked down for the night.
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« Reply #89 on: Jan 09, 2007, 03:57:07 PM »
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