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« on: Dec 18, 2006, 09:53:40 PM »
I firmly support Solid Snake.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #1 on: Dec 18, 2006, 10:36:44 PM »
Like in a fist fight?  Can Mario use Goombas?  I feel this isn't specific enough somehow.

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 18, 2006, 10:47:01 PM »
why would mario be able to use goombas?

If this was some sort of arranged arena battle and mario had access to mushrooms, fire flowers, etc.  then I'd go with mario.  You can't just shoot a gun and expect to hit mario.  He's been dodging sentient bullets for years.  

But if the fight took place in some sort of vietnam jungle type conflict where mario had gone awol and started his own tribe/cult deep in country where mushroom retainers were putting koopa heads on spikes and dancing around naked covered in blood then I'd have faith that snake could sneak in and kill mario...but maybe mario would be so far gone at that point that he'd actually want Snake to take him out...and then Snake would raise the head of mario out over the the rogue tribe ending the madness...

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 19, 2006, 01:19:27 AM »
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why would mario be able to use goombas?
To throw at Snake.

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« Reply #4 on: Dec 19, 2006, 09:21:28 AM »
No No No. Thing is Mario is used to dodging Bullets that MOVE SLOW TO BEGIN WITH, and fireballs that fire...every six seconds. Let's see him dodge a three round burst every two seconds.

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« Reply #5 on: Dec 19, 2006, 05:20:12 PM »
How can a bullet move slow through the air? That's impossible.

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« Reply #6 on: Dec 20, 2006, 01:22:28 AM »
Not in the Matrix.

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 20, 2006, 05:51:22 AM »
or when you are hiiiiigh

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« Reply #8 on: Dec 20, 2006, 11:42:11 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 20, 2006, 02:42:27 PM »
Does Mario have access to 1-up mushrooms?  If so, this fight could go on indefinitely.

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« Reply #10 on: Dec 20, 2006, 04:02:56 PM »
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why would mario be able to use goombas?
To throw at Snake.
Mario has never thrown a goomba to my knowledge.  Mario only dreams about throwing his enemies.

edit: until smash bros. when he made the dream a reality.
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 21, 2006, 01:10:20 AM »
Or Super Mario 2, where he fucking threw Shyguys six ways past Sunday like Mr. T.
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 12, 2007, 12:08:49 AM »
I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 12, 2007, 02:40:34 AM »
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Or Super Mario 2, where he fucking threw Shyguys six ways past Sunday like Mr. T.
yeah that was all a dream

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« Reply #14 on: Jan 15, 2007, 12:09:40 PM »
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I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
Sonic would spin into his crotch repeatedly in a fruitless quest for golden rings.  Then Sam would shoot him in the forehead.  Sonic would spout out some Urkel pun from Christmas Past and die.  Diddy's banana peel wouldn't even make it mid-air.

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« Reply #15 on: Jan 15, 2007, 03:48:47 PM »
It depends, do we count that cartoon incarnation of sonic where he had an electric guitar with crackling force lightning?

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« Reply #16 on: Jan 15, 2007, 10:39:16 PM »
Sonic Underground?  :joe:  If by "count" you mean "as crap".

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« Reply #17 on: Jan 15, 2007, 11:34:23 PM »
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I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
Sonic would spin into his crotch repeatedly in a fruitless quest for golden rings.  Then Sam would shoot him in the forehead.  Sonic would spout out some Urkel pun from Christmas Past and die.  Diddy's banana peel wouldn't even make it mid-air.
I like those odds.
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 16, 2007, 06:58:55 PM »
So would Donkey Kong, but we all saw that one Robot Chicken.  We know he's dead.

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« Reply #19 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:21:19 PM »
I thought Rare killed him?
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:24:20 PM »
You bring up a good point, Watson.  I will consider this.

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« Reply #21 on: Jan 16, 2007, 07:45:48 PM »
Remeber that shitty, CG Donkey Kong show?
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 16, 2007, 08:26:43 PM »
Now I do.  Blech.

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« Reply #23 on: Jan 16, 2007, 09:49:34 PM »
How about the DK Rap?
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 16, 2007, 10:03:39 PM »
Nope, that's safely out of my mind.  I just remember leaving it on the station and using the time to take a shower and get a bowl of cereal.

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« Reply #25 on: Jan 17, 2007, 01:28:47 AM »
Now every time I read your name this little jingle plays in my head...

Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's Hermeline!

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« Reply #26 on: Jan 17, 2007, 02:08:32 AM »
And everytime I see your name, I'm reminded of your old custom title "The Vampire LeStrat".  Now if only I could put that to song.

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« Reply #27 on: Jan 17, 2007, 02:20:46 AM »
Huh. I thought it would've reminded you of our time together in Paris.

But I guess the vampire thing's okay.

I'd feel a lot better if you did put it to song, though.

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« Reply #28 on: Jan 17, 2007, 02:34:42 AM »
The Vampire LeStat make them boys go loco
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« Reply #29 on: Jan 17, 2007, 02:42:44 AM »
:lol:

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