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Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 18, 2006, 09:53:40 PM: I firmly support Solid Snake.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Dec 18, 2006, 10:36:44 PM: Like in a fist fight? Can Mario use Goombas? I feel this isn't specific enough somehow.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: IDE on Dec 18, 2006, 10:47:01 PM: why would mario be able to use goombas?

If this was some sort of arranged arena battle and mario had access to mushrooms, fire flowers, etc. then I'd go with mario. You can't just shoot a gun and expect to hit mario. He's been dodging sentient bullets for years.

But if the fight took place in some sort of vietnam jungle type conflict where mario had gone awol and started his own tribe/cult deep in country where mushroom retainers were putting koopa heads on spikes and dancing around naked covered in blood then I'd have faith that snake could sneak in and kill mario...but maybe mario would be so far gone at that point that he'd actually want Snake to take him out...and then Snake would raise the head of mario out over the the rogue tribe ending the madness...

Super Mario World 3! Koopocalypse Now!
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Dec 19, 2006, 01:19:27 AM: Quote
why would mario be able to use goombas?
To throw at Snake.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Wickedly Yours E on Dec 19, 2006, 09:21:28 AM: No No No. Thing is Mario is used to dodging Bullets that MOVE SLOW TO BEGIN WITH, and fireballs that fire...every six seconds. Let's see him dodge a three round burst every two seconds.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: IDE on Dec 19, 2006, 05:20:12 PM: How can a bullet move slow through the air? That's impossible.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2006, 01:22:28 AM: Not in the Matrix.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Faye Valentine on Dec 20, 2006, 05:51:22 AM: or when you are hiiiiigh
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Dec 20, 2006, 11:42:11 AM: :lol:
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Sam on Dec 20, 2006, 02:42:27 PM: Does Mario have access to 1-up mushrooms? If so, this fight could go on indefinitely.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: IDE on Dec 20, 2006, 04:02:56 PM: Quote

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why would mario be able to use goombas?
To throw at Snake.
Mario has never thrown a goomba to my knowledge. Mario only dreams about throwing his enemies.

edit: until smash bros. when he made the dream a reality.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Rodent of Unusual Size on Dec 21, 2006, 01:10:20 AM: Or Super Mario 2, where he fucking threw Shyguys six ways past Sunday like Mr. T.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 12, 2007, 12:08:49 AM: I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: IDE on Jan 12, 2007, 02:40:34 AM: Quote
Or Super Mario 2, where he fucking threw Shyguys six ways past Sunday like Mr. T.
yeah that was all a dream
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2007, 12:09:40 PM: Quote
I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
Sonic would spin into his crotch repeatedly in a fruitless quest for golden rings. Then Sam would shoot him in the forehead. Sonic would spout out some Urkel pun from Christmas Past and die. Diddy's banana peel wouldn't even make it mid-air.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: IDE on Jan 15, 2007, 03:48:47 PM: It depends, do we count that cartoon incarnation of sonic where he had an electric guitar with crackling force lightning?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 15, 2007, 10:39:16 PM: Sonic Underground? :joe: If by "count" you mean "as crap".
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 15, 2007, 11:34:23 PM: Quote

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I think this is a stupid debate and we should switch gears to Sonic Vs. Sam Fisher and/or Diddy Kong Vs. the Master Chief.
Sonic would spin into his crotch repeatedly in a fruitless quest for golden rings. Then Sam would shoot him in the forehead. Sonic would spout out some Urkel pun from Christmas Past and die. Diddy's banana peel wouldn't even make it mid-air.
I like those odds.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 06:58:55 PM: So would Donkey Kong, but we all saw that one Robot Chicken. We know he's dead.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2007, 07:21:19 PM: I thought Rare killed him?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 07:24:20 PM: You bring up a good point, Watson. I will consider this.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2007, 07:45:48 PM: Remeber that shitty, CG Donkey Kong show?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 08:26:43 PM: Now I do. Blech.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 16, 2007, 09:49:34 PM: How about the DK Rap?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 16, 2007, 10:03:39 PM: Nope, that's safely out of my mind. I just remember leaving it on the station and using the time to take a shower and get a bowl of cereal.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2007, 01:28:47 AM: Now every time I read your name this little jingle plays in my head...

Maybe she's born with it?

Maybe it's Hermeline!
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:08:32 AM: And everytime I see your name, I'm reminded of your old custom title "The Vampire LeStrat". Now if only I could put that to song.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2007, 02:20:46 AM: Huh. I thought it would've reminded you of our time together in Paris.

But I guess the vampire thing's okay.

I'd feel a lot better if you did put it to song, though.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:34:42 AM: The Vampire LeStat make them boys go loco
He watches a lot of anime and some of it might be porno
If they make it, he'd probably watch it
As Sabat he Final Flashes it
He's got reasons he downloads 'em
Canadian dollars come and go like seasons

Rammsteinlicious (Rammsteinlicious)
But he ain't bicurious
He's as straight as fresh maple leaves
And drunk, horny elves on Christmas

Boo-ya.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2007, 02:42:44 AM: :lol:

You, madame, are a virtuoso.

And while that emoticon would seem to convey that I simply smiled like a retard, I can assure you that I did in fact laugh out loud.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 02:48:28 AM: Still not digging the frozen laughing emoticon, are we?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2007, 02:56:06 AM: No, but so long as I have my close personal friend:

:joe:

...I shall be content.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 03:09:51 AM: I think the time of the blue, shaking seizure-muppet has passed. Mayhaps I shall make my own.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: jonhammstein on Jan 17, 2007, 03:18:18 AM: Please do. I eagerly await with bated breath and all that good stuff.

Mario. Definitely Mario.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 11:30:40 AM: Mario what?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 17, 2007, 07:16:12 PM: All I can say is that I want someone to beat so much shit out of Mario that the only think that can come out of his ass is that still-awful Charles Marionette voice.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 08:53:11 PM: Are you the one vote for Snake?
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: tomduo on Jan 17, 2007, 09:15:41 PM: I only voted for Mario because... well I've never played a game with Solid Snake. Honestly, I don't play many video games.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: Extra Zero on Jan 17, 2007, 09:48:43 PM: Quote
Are you the one vote for Snake?
Did you really need to ask a question you already knew?

Where's Maxcon's fat ass? He'd vote for Snake.
Title: Solid Snake Vs. Mario
Post by: B E C K on Jan 17, 2007, 10:16:07 PM: Quote
Did you really need to ask a question you already knew?
I didn't already know it. I knew you'd vote for him but that doesn't mean you actually did.