Author Topic: Xbox Live owners Unite! (Read 19606 times)

Derrick · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 04, 2006, 10:52:47 PM »

The PS3 stretches out Bill Gate's asshole, while the Wii's impressive library masssages his prostate.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 04, 2006, 11:02:39 PM »

The PS3 Rapes game owners with its pricetag.

B E C K · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 04, 2006, 11:43:44 PM »

Rico.... doo-doot doo-doot doot-doot-doot.
Suave....! doo-doot doo-doot doot-doot-doot...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 04, 2006, 11:48:52 PM »

He made an appearance in "Pauly Shore is Dead", selling oranges on the side of the LA Freeway with his young son, while shouting "RICO SUAVE ORANGES!" as if his name still meant something...

Rama · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 12:50:51 AM »

You sure he was acting and they didn't just film him at his place of current employment?

Max Con · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 02:54:00 AM »

This thread sucks and is now about Disgaea 2.

Unlocking all of the classes is going to suck.

Fiero · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 11:11:25 AM »

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This thread sucks and is now about Disgaea 2.

Unlocking all of the classes is going to suck.

I still have not played disgaea, and I very badly want to, but am not willing to pay the price. I am playing La Pucelle, I feel lik a cinderalla to older stepsisters who get the best games instead of the best dresses and matching accessories. I am a sad panda.

B E C K · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 12:56:43 PM »

How do you unlock the super secret Rico Suave class?

Derrick · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 12:58:30 PM »

By being real smooth, like an orange peel. Yeah, that's hot.

B E C K · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 02:41:20 PM »

An orange peel isn't smooth. It's bumpy like an old person's skin.

Derrick · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 04:15:33 PM »

Sean could make it happen. He is James Bond!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 07:31:54 PM »

I want to be able to play PS2 games on my 360.

Derrick · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 08:14:09 PM »

Good luck, you can't even play XBox games on a 360, except the only 4 good ones. But then considering the rest of the games blow ass, it doesn't really matter.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 10:17:56 PM »

nerds haha instead of playing your videogames you should go and look online at those new lindsey lohan hoohah's pics. It's so disgusting its funny.

Derrick · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 10:40:18 PM »

Why would I wanna see crabs that have herpes?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 05, 2006, 11:25:32 PM »

cause you like disgusting things?

Derrick · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 12:23:43 AM »

She has the body of a 70 year old man, complete with liver spots, saggy tits, and a loose sack... oh, I am sorry, that wasn't a sack, it was her camel toe. Ew.

Max Con · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 02:38:19 AM »

Yeah, Lohan is a beast.

Rama · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 03:13:10 AM »

She does look like she has put on 30 years of baggage in only the last couple of years.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 08:01:05 AM »

She also sucks...

On the set of her newest film!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 08:14:16 AM »

EX newest film.

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She has the body of a 70 year old man, complete with liver spots, saggy tits, and a loose sack... oh, I am sorry, that wasn't a sack, it was her camel toe. Ew.

What are liver spots? Is that another name for freckles? Cause she has them AAALL OVER her body, it's horrible!

Derrick · « **Reply #51 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 12:15:50 PM »

Those are the concentrations of pigment that occur on old people, like on their hands and arms. Her freckles aren't cute like Kate from Lost or Danielle Gamba, they're gigantic and disgusting looking. I work around old people all day, and she looks like one x.x

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 01:00:48 PM »

Her giant knockers scare me.

Fiero · « **Reply #53 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 01:08:02 PM »

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Her giant knockers scare me.

WHo's knockers are you talking about? Lohans got small when she did.

B E C K · « **Reply #54 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 01:51:52 PM »

Lohan's. I don't know anything about smallness, but they were huge-oid when I last saw them. They almost killed Herbie.

Rama · « **Reply #55 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 01:59:17 PM »

…And Michael Keaton's dignity.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #56 on:** Sep 06, 2006, 03:43:42 PM »

She got silicone implants.

Rama · « **Reply #57 on:** Sep 07, 2006, 02:57:48 AM »

Well when you are trying to do your best impression of a Skekse, but want to keep your nice rack for the cameras, you have to do stuff like that.

Sam · « **Reply #58 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 11:11:54 AM »

That's a shame. She was a cute kid but grew up way too fucking fast.

In fact, I imagine she could still pull off "cute" as an adult. She should shoot for that instead of super-skinny drugged-up model.

Fiero · « **Reply #59 on:** Sep 08, 2006, 11:36:51 AM »

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Well when you are trying to do your best impression of a Skekse, but want to keep your nice rack for the cameras, you have to do stuff like that.

The silicone dissapeard with the rest of her bodily flesh