Author Topic: Let's talk about sex! (Read 2528 times)

Lynch · « **on:** Sep 20, 2006, 08:29:36 PM »

You masturbate.

It' trues, oh it's true. Whatever gender you are you stick your hand down your pants between your legs, the main difference is only one gender tends to bleed like a mother fucker once a month in meaty chunks.

Unless your married in which case you have sex. Good hard, brutal, wham bam thank you ma'am sex. What's better than sex? Sex with with two sisters of course.

That aside we all know what catches a man's eye first.

BOOBS!

Be it from a white girl:
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or an Asian
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From baby to man who does not like to suckle upon a good boob?

Of course if your not a breast man than you might be an ass man.

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In such cases it problem means you want to FHUTA. Surprisingly it's the girls that seem the most innocent that love being FHUTA, you know the same ones that love giving BJ's. Stick it in and ram them like no tomorrow and they'll come back for seconds every time.

Homo's also love sticking it up the ass but they're queer so who gives a shit about them right? And if you think otherwise I only got one thing to say to you.

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There are some freaks out there like Bush who love to get intimate with animals:
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Now remember folks if you plan to score and this happens:

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Than you stop or else PedoBear will come and rape you.
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Now girl's I know most of you probably look ugly as sin and you couldn't get a guy to go down on you if you were giving it out on the corner. This means you Faye. So remember you DO have alternatives!

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In case you do not know how to use this device than all you need to do is remove undergarments, spread your legs and insert like so:
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Guys if your the one going in her hohoo than make sure to keep up the pace and increase velocity as you thurst until the proper conclusion.
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Lynch · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 20, 2006, 08:29:52 PM »

But remember men there is one golden rule and I'm not talking about giving her a golden shower but this:
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Unless the guy is drunk and passed out than you just shag your bro's girl six ways to sunday before spraying your goo in her mouth cause she's a ho and she likes it like the ho she is.

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IDE · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 20, 2006, 09:08:59 PM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 20, 2006, 09:18:44 PM »

Tall women turn me on.

Bitch · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 20, 2006, 09:34:38 PM »

Only because you're freakishly tall.

Max Con · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 20, 2006, 09:37:06 PM »

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Tall women turn me on.

Yes

I like a woman big enough to wrestle with me.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 12:20:17 AM »

HAH fuck y'all biatches! I don't masturbate!
That's what guys are for. Well, besides being our bitches, that is.

IDE · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 21, 2006, 02:26:25 AM »

Allah and I love endless variety.

Lynch · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 07:34:39 AM »

Now I've received letters about how do you know if a woman's pipes are not infested with foul smelling gunk.

Remember men to use the finger test.

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Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 09:39:37 AM »

Also not funny.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 11:43:24 AM »

EWWWWW

Lynch · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 12:00:21 PM »

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Also not funny.

Fag.

IDE · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 03:45:03 PM »

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Also not funny.
Fag.

No...No, he's right
it's not funny...unless you're posting these to troll the board then I find it mildly amusing.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 22, 2006, 03:48:37 PM »

I finched him, I'll finch you, too.