Author Topic: uno dos tres (Read 42905 times)

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #300 on:** Aug 07, 2013, 11:09:51 AM »

The name, folks, is aDam. And he is everyone you think you know online.

B E C K · « **Reply #301 on:** Aug 07, 2013, 07:22:56 PM »

Quote from: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 07, 2013, 09:25:10 AM

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This child obsession of hers is really fucking me up though. I fear I'm gonna lose her over it.

Oh well, hey ho for now I'll take Adam's advice
Nice. My other advice would be to get out. That's what I did. It cost me a lot but I'm doing much better now. Most women will want kids though. Good luck on finding one that doesn't.

You reminded me of this former co-worker of mine who proudly declared she had two kids: her son and her husband. Blech. Nice girl, but blech. Maybe you guys should try lookin' for cougars.

Rumble · « **Reply #302 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 06:22:23 AM »

I was considering going gay, but gay marriage ruined that option

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #303 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 07:34:49 AM »

Quote from: Fiero on Aug 07, 2013, 10:04:32 AM

Remember to watch for the drip. I have at least one friend that got a girl pregnant doing it in the butt.

Fiero · « **Reply #304 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 09:55:45 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 07, 2013, 07:22:56 PM

Quote from: Chopper Face 69 on Aug 07, 2013, 09:25:10 AM
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This child obsession of hers is really fucking me up though. I fear I'm gonna lose her over it.

Oh well, hey ho for now I'll take Adam's advice
Nice. My other advice would be to get out. That's what I did. It cost me a lot but I'm doing much better now. Most women will want kids though. Good luck on finding one that doesn't.

You reminded me of this former co-worker of mine who proudly declared she had two kids: her son and her husband. Blech. Nice girl, but blech. Maybe you guys should try lookin' for cougars.

A lot of them have kids, though.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #305 on:** Aug 08, 2013, 10:23:33 AM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 07, 2013, 07:22:56 PM

Maybe you guys should try lookin' for cougars.

No. Not my cup of tea. I'll do 40 year olds when I'm 50+. Not now.

B E C K · « **Reply #306 on:** Aug 09, 2013, 11:08:58 PM »

Well, uh, you could always snip the ol' ropes. And future Fifi, Rumblies, aDams and whatnot could be put on cubes until you're ready to bake 'em.

Rumble · « **Reply #307 on:** Aug 10, 2013, 05:08:08 AM »

Given a choice I'd skip the surgery, I'm not a big fan of anyone going near my genitals with sharp objects

IDE · « **Reply #308 on:** Aug 10, 2013, 11:30:03 PM »

Just pump out some crotch dropplings!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #309 on:** Aug 11, 2013, 07:00:48 AM »

Quote from: Rumble on Aug 10, 2013, 05:08:08 AM

Given a choice I'd skip the surgery, I'm not a big fan of anyone going near my genitals with sharp objects

til you get some golddigger pregnant at 55 and then the whore brainwashes you to leave her most of your inheritance to her skank ass even though it was supposed to be for your kids

Rumble · « **Reply #310 on:** Aug 11, 2013, 10:31:36 AM »

Quote from: Faye Valentine on Aug 11, 2013, 07:00:48 AM

til you get some golddigger pregnant at 55 and then the whore brainwashes you to leave her most of your inheritance to her skank ass even though it was supposed to be for your kids

I won't do that.

I don't plan to do that until I'm at least 65

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #311 on:** Aug 12, 2013, 02:04:48 PM »

my dad turns 65 this year

Fiero · « **Reply #312 on:** Aug 12, 2013, 04:45:01 PM »

Quote from: B E C K on Aug 09, 2013, 11:08:58 PM

Well, uh, you could always snip the ol' ropes. And future Fifi, Rumblies, aDams and whatnot could be put on cubes until you're ready to bake 'em.

I'll take my chances.

B E C K · « **Reply #313 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 12:06:37 AM »

B-b-but... sperm cubes!

IDE · « **Reply #314 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 02:29:28 AM »

Enough! Can't you guys just stay on topic and list the people you're trying to fuck?!

Fiero · « **Reply #315 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 09:32:06 AM »

I think you're the only one doing that. The rest of us are just walking all over it because we don't give a fuck.

Rama · « **Reply #316 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 07:07:58 PM »

I'd only post on this board that I fucked someone...if I fucked someone from this board. And even then I might not. I never told of that one night of passion I shared with Fiero.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #317 on:** Aug 14, 2013, 08:42:33 PM »

It's better that way. But the way IDE spins his obscene tales is always entertaining.

Rumble · « **Reply #318 on:** Aug 15, 2013, 09:17:10 AM »

Is it?

Fiero · « **Reply #319 on:** Aug 16, 2013, 05:15:20 PM »

Quote from: Rumble on Aug 15, 2013, 09:17:10 AM

Is it?

No. It really is not that entertaining.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #320 on:** Aug 16, 2013, 10:03:57 PM »

I can't help the reality in which you choose to live.

B E C K · « **Reply #321 on:** Aug 16, 2013, 10:21:59 PM »

Yeeeeeah, I live in Fiero's reality. Even if I didn't, I think I'd move there.

Rama · « **Reply #322 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 01:36:56 AM »

Woah...I wouldn't go that far. For all you know Fiero has a basement full of dead hookers in his reality.

IDE · « **Reply #323 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 04:27:57 AM »

It's high prose. Only the academically initiated can comprehend it. Where did you cretins matriculate again? Oh yeah...

Rumble · « **Reply #324 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 06:16:08 AM »

I've been academically inebriated, does that count?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #325 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 08:36:59 AM »

I was educationally sodomized. At least that's what it felt like until I got that loan paid off.

IDE · « **Reply #326 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 04:40:02 PM »

Why didn uncle bama make dem dispeer like he sed he gone do?

Rumble · « **Reply #327 on:** Aug 17, 2013, 06:00:21 PM »

Blablablabla

You know nothing little boy. When you are ready to learn, ask me or Faye what real life is like

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #328 on:** Aug 18, 2013, 01:43:40 AM »

Quote from: Rumble on Aug 17, 2013, 06:00:21 PM

You know nothing little boy. When you are ready to learn, ask me or Faye what real life is like

<3

Guys if you don't want to read his stuff just block him like I did a long time ago.

IDE · « **Reply #329 on:** Aug 18, 2013, 03:04:52 AM »

That was your reaction to my obama comment?

I wasn't even...ah well ok whatever.

Anyways, I don't know about you but the only thing faye knows about real life is how to get knocked up by a powet ranger.