Do you realize, with my long legs and size? I have to wear 43-44 by 42's? Anything else and the pants cut off about 3/4th's the way down my ankle. It's ridiculous. And Forget about shirts! Long sleeve shirts tend to be about two inches too short to cover my wrists.
And you're sure your not related to any monsters or ape-like creatures? Maybe some two-armed octupi?
Well, Frankenstein keeps wanting me to call him Daddy, and My Nickname around the house is Sasquatch.
Because I have a manly beard.