Here she isssssssssssss!

[Rama]

I don't care if it has powers or not, I just want the ring.

It did...it was the ablility to talk to animals.


I think I'd get stuck with Fire if I wanted it or not.  

[B E C K]

I know the one in the cartoon had powers, I meant a real one.  Like a replica from the one in the cartoon.

[Rama]

I'm a little worried there may actually be a replica of that out there.  

[Fiero]

I'd think of buying it.

[B E C K]

I'm a little worried there may actually be a replica of that out there.

You should be more worried that if there is one, most likely someone like you made it.  Tar har.

[Rama]

You're proably right. I bet they even print up their own Planeteer T-shirts and sell them on goplanet.com. But like Star Trek geeks, it's frowned upon to mix with them.  

[Wickedly Yours E]

I want a Green Lantern Ring.

[Rama]

http://www.hillcity-comics.com/toys/AUG040469.htm

[Wickedly Yours E]

Yeah but I can't wear those.

[Magic Empress Merla]

I want a Green Lantern Ring.

You can't have it.  It's mine!!!  

[Rama]

Yeah but I can't wear those.

Well you'd have to get them altered just like any other ring out there. Says they are size 11. I don't know how big that is.... Not a big jewelry person so I don't keep track.  

[B E C K]

I have an eagle that's a men's 10 if that gives you an idea.  I mean, I have fat fingers, but I'm doubtful they're as big as E's.  But you can never trust sizes on anything.  I used to wear women's 10 in shoes for years before I realized that my feet are just wide, and getting a shoe in an agreeable form in a wide size actually put me at an 8 1/2 or sometimes a nine.  Clothes are even worse.  I fucking hate not having everything at one simple size.  How can someone be a size zero?  Does that mean they don't fucking exist?

You're proably right. I bet they even print up their own Planeteer T-shirts and sell them on goplanet.com. But like Star Trek geeks, it's frowned upon to mix with them.

Yeah, we don't need any of that interbreeding shit going on.  Who knows what the product will be!

[B E C K]

Meh, I should also mention I like my rings a bit loose, and when my hands are dry my ring tends to do the slip and slide off of my hand.  Anyway, the point stands.

[Rama]

I have an eagle that's a men's 10 if that gives you an idea.  I mean, I have fat fingers, but I'm doubtful they're as big as E's.  But you can never trust sizes on anything.  I used to wear women's 10 in shoes for years before I realized that my feet are just wide, and getting a shoe in an agreeable form in a wide size actually put me at an 8 1/2 or sometimes a nine.  Clothes are even worse.  I fucking hate not having everything at one simple size.  How can someone be a size zero?  Does that mean they don't fucking exist?

I have that same problem with Shoes. Except the opposite. I have long narrow feet and there are gaps at the side if I get a normal shoe. So I have to wear a narrow eleven. That's one of the reason I wear Chuck Taylor's, cause I tighten up the canvas around my foot rather then trying to find a shoe that fits.

And I have the problem with cloths that my torso is too long. So if I get jeans that fit me lengthwise and around the midsection then they give me a wedgie...both in the back and the front. So my jeans are always baggy cause of that. And Shirts I have to buy Larger or XL...they are baggy, but at least they cover my stomach. If I bought a medium I'd be showing my mid-rift like a girl whose daddy didn't love her and she is trying to make up for it.

And I've met a girl that wears a zero...she barely came up to my belly button. I think she was like four foot even. Only one I've ever met. I imagine if a zero was normal height she'd fly away with a strong wind.

Course I've been told the more something costs the smaller the size you can wear. So they make like a 14 look like a 10, so the woman will go "Wow, I havn't been a 10 in years...I have to buy this!" and then she goes around telling people about how she fit into a size 10 and of course she'll come back. It's a big scam.

Yeah, we don't need any of that interbreeding shit going on. Who knows what the product will be!

Wookies with Spock ears?

[B E C K]

I think one of my aunt's is zero.  Not on my mom's side of course, whoooooo.  But I was more bitching about the fact that they call that a zero instead of going by actual measurements you or I could put a tape measure to.  No one should be frickin' zero.

Girly question I guess, but why don't you get longer pants and hem?

[Faye Valentine]

Course I've been told the more something costs the smaller the size you can wear. So they make like a 14 look like a 10, so the woman will go "Wow, I havn't been a 10 in years...I have to buy this!" and then she goes around telling people about how she fit into a size 10 and of course she'll come back. It's a big scam.
 

They actually do that in GAP.

[Rama]

I think one of my aunt's is zero.  Not on my mom's side of course, whoooooo.  But I was more bitching about the fact that they call that a zero instead of going by actual measurements you or I could put a tape measure to.  No one should be frickin' zero.
 

Well it's still a problem then cause that's how they do guys jeans and they don't make "Uncommon" sizes. Like I get stuck with 34 x 34s or 36 x 34s (depends on the brand.) That's basicly cause they don't make a 35 X 33. I usually get the 36 X 34 and belt them. So it's not any better when they use measurements.

Girly question I guess, but why don't you get longer pants and hem?

Cause I don't know how to sew and I haven’t taken the time to find a local tailor that can do it for me. All my suit pants are tailored though, but only cause they do that where you buy them.

[Derrick]

I'm a 33-34, but I am forced to wear 34-34. Ghey.

[Faye Valentine]

I don't know my measurements, the only thing I know fo sho is that my boobs keep growing even though I haven't gained any weight.

[TM2 Rampage]

Boobs keep growing... yet no weight gain


I conclude that your boobs have become miniature black holes and are siphoning mass from the rest of your body


   

[Derrick]

It's actually just her ego that grows.

[Fiero]

You should post a chart detailing your growth rate with pictures of each size.

I'm like a 31-34, but nobody, NOBODY has that size, unless the pants are extremely fucking ugly.  So I usually wear 32-32.

[Faye Valentine]

It's actually just her ego that grows.

Nah, it can't grow anymore.

Maybe I'm hitting puberty again, yay.....

[Wickedly Yours E]

Do you realize, with my long legs and size? I have to wear 43-44 by 42's?  Anything else and the pants cut off about 3/4th's the way down my ankle. It's ridiculous. And Forget about shirts! Long sleeve shirts tend to be about two inches too short to cover my wrists.  

[B E C K]

I don't expect clothes to be perfect on my body, but I'd appreciate that one aspect being a lot easier to deal with, since apparently women don't have hips anymore and most of what I find to fit my hips won't fit my fucking waist, leaving a giant gap at my back.  I guess the pants think "gee, you might be on tv someday, and now you have a spot in your pants to shove the little box-thing they sometimes attach to people who are on tv".  As far as shirts and blouses go, I'm in the high range for misses sizes and the lower range for women's sizes, leaving me to ask why the fuck there's different sizes for misses and women's.  The body frame is more or less finished by the time you're a "miss", it's all about maintenence from there.  Leave the fucking alphabet at home and let's have the same numbers for everyone.

[Fiero]

Do you realize, with my long legs and size? I have to wear 43-44 by 42's?  Anything else and the pants cut off about 3/4th's the way down my ankle. It's ridiculous. And Forget about shirts! Long sleeve shirts tend to be about two inches too short to cover my wrists.

And you're sure your not related to any monsters or ape-like creatures?  Maybe some two-armed octupi?

[B E C K]

Ah yes, the missing link!

[Rama]

*Cricket Crips*  

[Derrick]

o.o

*blink*

[B E C K]

Fuckers.