Author Topic: Flew to Arizona (Read 10401 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #30 on:** May 28, 2006, 07:36:18 PM »

Was it 16 or 19? Either way. EW.

IDE · « **Reply #31 on:** May 28, 2006, 10:18:46 PM »

/r/ D put his post back the way it was.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** May 29, 2006, 08:34:54 AM »

that is BULLSHIT, the first time he posted, the daughter DEFINITELY wasn't 10 years old. it was somewhere between 14 and 16.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #33 on:** May 29, 2006, 12:30:01 PM »

Good lord, s'all I can say.

*goes back to whackin off to Michelle Branch*

B E C K · « **Reply #34 on:** May 29, 2006, 07:58:52 PM »

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he was talking about how hot his 16(or was it 14) year old cousin was, and how he would like to hit that

Bleh. Sounds like D's itching to go to Arkansas, not Arizona.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #35 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:47:02 PM »

19 YEAR OLD NON-BLOOD-RELATED, MARRIAGE ONLY COUSIN.

I only changed it because Samwise there had to get dramatic about it. Believe me or don't, I'm really don't give a shit what anyone here thinks anymore anyway.

Edit: I still don't know where anyone got 16, 14 OR 10.

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They once had a boarder, a friend of their oldest, 19 year old daughter.

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His 19 year-old daughter graduates from high school this year

IDE · « **Reply #36 on:** May 30, 2006, 06:54:09 PM »

You gotta leave the cousin banging on 4chan brotha.

This is what happens when you try to take the show on the road.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #37 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:10:55 PM »

But.. but.. she's not blood related...

Dammit! Fine, back to the /b/at cave IDE! *jumps in the /b/atmobile*

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #38 on:** May 30, 2006, 07:22:17 PM »

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle....LES.xml&src=rss

You're not alone.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:09:01 PM »

People of the Jury, I beg to differ with D here. He did say the girl was 14 or 16 years old, and I wasn't even drunk or hangover when I read it. Now, of course he would like to change it now that we bitched about it, why wouldn't he? Such is a characterist of a pedophilic (and now his obsession with IDE is making me think he's gay...maybe a gay pedophilic? Nono, then he wouldn't like the girls...maybe he's a bi pedophilic. That seems more like it)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #40 on:** May 30, 2006, 08:09:39 PM »

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http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle....LES.xml&src=rss

You're not alone.

LMAOOOO
I love it, the dutchies have baaallzzz

B E C K · « **Reply #41 on:** May 31, 2006, 01:00:34 AM »

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I only changed it because Samwise there had to get dramatic about it. Believe me or don't, I'm really don't give a shit what anyone here thinks anymore anyway.

If you really didn't care, you would've left it alone. Go go gadget-hypocrisy! Idiot.

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"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.

Disgusto! He just wants to mack on toddlers!

Sam · « **Reply #42 on:** May 31, 2006, 08:52:06 AM »

Faye, it was 19, not 14 or 16. Still, you don't fuck family, legal or not.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #43 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:50:58 PM »

I've heard of people who went to the family reunion in search of poon. Never thought I'd know one of them.

IDE · « **Reply #44 on:** May 31, 2006, 02:58:59 PM »

I Say you fuck her just to give your uncle the proverbial kick in the balls for trying to control your life.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 04:12:18 AM »

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Faye, it was 19, not 14 or 16. Still, you don't fuck family, legal or not.

"Ah hope her bruther don't already have dibs on her."

Maybe Faye was drunk and 9 tipped over.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #46 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 08:05:42 AM »

No! I still mantain it was a 16 or 14. I think Sam is in a conspiracy with D.

Rama · « **Reply #47 on:** Jun 01, 2006, 02:47:18 PM »

I don't think so...The best conspiracy those two could pull is blaming the fart on Ide.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #48 on:** Jun 02, 2006, 08:56:24 AM »

I thought that was why Sam kept a turtle.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #49 on:** Jun 12, 2006, 01:45:08 PM »

i still get calls from wallmarts in AZ...then again Wallmart will hire anyone white and male.

and there's more entry level jobs down there.

but I need money to move. Thus, I need a job up here, even if it's shitty.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #50 on:** Jun 12, 2006, 03:16:55 PM »

Hey, if you wanna be among black Walmart(btw, you didn't work in walmart, did you? cause if you did, it's a shame you can't spell the name right) workers, you can come work in Philly.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #51 on:** Jun 13, 2006, 03:53:14 PM »

............What?

I am remembering the fun things I did in Arizona. I got to see experimental apache helecopters, and remembered where I saw them so I can take off with them and use them to destroy the world...

B E C K · « **Reply #52 on:** Jun 14, 2006, 09:55:15 PM »

Yeah, one 'l' as in not an actual 'wall'.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #53 on:** Jun 16, 2006, 02:46:21 PM »

Well I wouldn't know seeing I've never shopped there!

One bad thing about Arizona... the major department retailer down there is Walmart. At least up here we have Meijers and Kmart. hopefully there's Kmarts down there too or it'll be mighty hard for me to do my shopping without stepping foot in a Walmart.

Another bad thing about Arizona. The price of gas is constantly over $3. You think having a Hummer on the east coast is bad...

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #54 on:** Jun 16, 2006, 03:16:21 PM »

Well, looks like a Hummer's out for you...waitaminit, it already was.

So that means a Kia for you. I hear they have offers for cars with monthly payments of $99 for no money down irregardless of your credit. And they get btw 30-40 MPG.

I still think it's a win-win for you.

Rama · « **Reply #55 on:** Jun 17, 2006, 01:18:07 AM »

Unless you are in the Military or have a very small penis you didn't need a Hummer anyway....

Alright...so maybe you DO need a Hummer.

Merla · « **Reply #56 on:** Jun 17, 2006, 05:04:08 PM »

You say some of the strangest things Doug. Last I knew no one here owns a hummer.

B E C K · « **Reply #57 on:** Jun 17, 2006, 05:52:41 PM »

I like how he knocks Walmart. "Walmart! I would never shop there! There'd better be a K-mart." It's all cheap however you look at it. You aren't allowed to complain about the taste of poo when you drink piss.

IDE · « **Reply #58 on:** Jun 17, 2006, 08:38:16 PM »

You have qualms about where you shop? That's amazing! If I was in your situation I wouldn't give to shits about where I shopped. But it's nice that you can take time to give a shit about such things what with failure at life looming over you and what not...play it cool hot shot.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #59 on:** Jun 18, 2006, 12:09:07 PM »

Grow a pair, Stop bitching, and move down to Arizona. You have one resource you're discounting: Your uncle.
Sure, he has his flaws, but HEY! He's one of the FEW PEOPLE that TOLERATE, maybe even LOVE, you.