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Nicole Richie is a whorebag
« on: Dec 16, 2005, 03:57:05 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 16, 2005, 04:25:22 AM »
Don't you mean Whorebag-of bones?  

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« Reply #2 on: Dec 16, 2005, 07:23:14 AM »
I still think Paris is waaaaaaaaaaaaayy worse

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« Reply #3 on: Dec 16, 2005, 01:16:21 PM »
They both need to be euthanized, with Lindsay Lohan.
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 16, 2005, 03:25:16 PM »
That, or force-fed some sandwiches to make looking at them worthwhile.
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 16, 2005, 08:09:34 PM »
The one Faye mentioned is the one I really can't stand.  Some local TV publication was talking about how the Simple Life made her famous and the sex tape didn't.  Bah!  That sex tape got her face *everywhere*.   John and Jane Everyday couldn't be bothered to think twice about her and then after "One Night" the little maggot was everywhere.  Probably passed out the copies herself just to get famous.  Yuck.

And Lohan used to be cute.  Then she got too skinny, too blonde, too uber-trashy, and two ginormous hooters.  How sad.

I'm kinda apathetic about Richie.  I saw her in a interview once and she didn't seem completely vacant.  Still kinda sad though that she's nothing but sticks.  With all that money, she should enslave a good cook.

Kimberly Stewart... ha ha, nobody ever looks like they're home.
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 16, 2005, 09:24:02 PM »
I like my women to have some meat on them bones. Not an obscene amount, but enough to where I'm not dancing with the skeleton from biology class.

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #7 on: Dec 16, 2005, 09:43:09 PM »
A couple of my friends have met paris.  They said she's suprisingly nice in person.  My friend's friend walked up and told her that she's much prettier in person than on tv (and this guy is just your average joe looking writer type) and she danced with him and they had a drink and talked for awhile.