The one Faye mentioned is the one I really can't stand. Some local TV publication was talking about how the Simple Life made her famous and the sex tape didn't. Bah! That sex tape got her face *everywhere*. John and Jane Everyday couldn't be bothered to think twice about her and then after "One Night" the little maggot was everywhere. Probably passed out the copies herself just to get famous. Yuck.
And Lohan used to be cute. Then she got too skinny, too blonde, too uber-trashy, and two ginormous hooters. How sad.
I'm kinda apathetic about Richie. I saw her in a interview once and she didn't seem completely vacant. Still kinda sad though that she's nothing but sticks. With all that money, she should enslave a good cook.
Kimberly Stewart... ha ha, nobody ever looks like they're home.