Saw the trailer for that earlier and I was like, what the hell is this?

I had the same problem.  Didn't log out of youtube in a while, then, all the sudden, I needed some google account to get in.  But I couldn't reset my options to make it, because I no longer have the email I used to create my current youtube account after they banned my first one.  Yet, I couldn't get in to do anything, because they logged me out from their end.  So I was basically fucked.  But somehow I ended up linking it to a nonexistent gmail account to get back in.  So if anyone ever registers my gmail account, I guess I'll be fucked again.  I don't want a gmail account.  I don't need it.  I have a roadrunner account for all my shit.

It's called "Comic Life."  It used to be an Apple-exclusive app that was packed in with the old Intel iMacs from 2006.  Sadly, it was not a pack-in with my new iMac, and has since required a $30 fee to buy the program in it's newest version (with a 30-day trial).  The good news is that there is a version out there for PC users now too.   Lots of different styles and customization is very simple.  One of the easiest art programs of any kind I've ever used, quite honestly.

http://comiclife.com/

More random crap, from Resident Evil and Street Fighter.   Was testing out both the program and my new HD TV Tuners last night...

I'd eat either of those.

That's what SHE said.   And then she ate both of them. 

I had a lot of fresh mozzarella and ham in there... both of which contain a lot of moisture, and I think as it heated, the moisture literally blew a whole through the bottom of the thing and it exploded out the side.  When I tried to lift it, the thing fell to pieces.   I was making three different kinds to bring into work for a party... but so much for that.   I let my dough rise overnight, so I couldn't make another one in time.   So I took a picture in case anyone asked where the other one was.  And these people I work with get on my ass when I don't bring it in at parties.   I think sometimes they come in to work just to eat it.

When I read "garbage bread", I immediately pictured you going through all the motions of making the dough, putting it in the pan, sticking it in the oven, waiting for it to bake, and then when it's done promptly dumping the hot loaf directly in the trash.

Most of the time, it ends up like that, anyway.

It's called Garbage Bread, because you can put anything inside it.  Any cheese, any meats, any veggies... whatever.   I generally put pepperoni and cheese or ham and cheese in mine.  Sometimes I'll let the shit hit the fan and throw pepperoni, ham, salami, capicola and about 7 or 8 cheeses in there... and some spicy mustard.  I bring it into work and everyone eats it up like vultures swooping down on their prey.  The only downside is that the more you put in there, the heavier it becomes... and the more liquid inside (see ham), the better the chances are it will explode in the oven.

Anyway... here is some that I made a year or two ago...  it's light on both the pepperoni and cheese.  I think I only used sharp in that one.

http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/8240/58500157594027588456100.jpg

There was a clip on youtube maybe 2 or 3 days ago with the "NOOOOOOOOOO!" but it was probably taken down already.

Yeah.  Unfortunately, she doesn't realize its spam.

Well, we never SEE a wallet.  Just him opening the package.  In fact, no wallet anywhere in the movie.  Would a cook on a navy ship where you don't really need to buy anything or require identification, even be carrying a wallet in his pants when on duty?

So I'm watching, trying out my new TV Tuner on my PS3 and recording Under Siege on my computer in HD to test things out, when something strange that I had noticed many years ago but never actually thought about clicks with me.

About an hour and seventeen minutes in, Casey is with Jordan making some home-made explosive devices with the help of a missile, when he pulls out a condom to use for it.

Okay... people carry condoms on them from time to time in the hopes that they'll get some at some point... but the thing is, the ship he was only had a male ONLY Navy crew.   In fact, the only people who knew Jordan was coming where the guys trying to take over the damned thing.  So if he's carrying that thing around in his pocket the entire time, on a ship with only guys, for months at a time... what is he going to do with it?  Exactly what does he have planned with the Captain anyway?  Taking into place the "gays in the military" stance of the 90s, he WAS put on the ship as a "special request" by the captain, after all.  

And as Crimson Tide, another 90s Navy film taught us, "You don't put on a condom unless you're gonna fuck."  Well, I'm guessing you don't carry one around either, unless you plan to.  Something tells me that the stripper party wasn't the only one that was to take place on the ship.  But that ear wiggling stuff is starting to make much more sense now.


Therefore, is it safe to say that Casey Ryback is the greatest gay action hero?

 

He didn't even know she hacked it off until he woke up.  He was asleep the whole time.

But, I dunno, he later ended up going into the pr0n industry.  I think something like 6 months after it was re-attached, he had a contract for Bobbitt: UNCUT or something along those lines.  I remember him on Sally Jesse Rapheal talking about getting into pr0n, and they had the kid from "The Toy" who also went into pr0n when he grew up.   To think he wasted a perfectly good pun title on that movie with Richard Pryor.

In the end, one of my favorite Law and Order episodes is based around the incident, so it can't be that bad.   But I still think he got the short end of the stick on that one.   

I was thinking of getting Netflix too.  But I'm sure I'd only end up streaming stuff.

Anyone know if you can record streams off your game systems?

Microsoft will show off an FPS set in the not-to-distant future involving something regarding either robotics of cyborgs, where you shoot things with big guns in a harsh grey environment over Xbox Live. They will also talk about something that ties Xbox Live into Windows somehow, that no one will care about. They will then show off 3 more games like the above mentioned one, and then talk about how great Kinect sales are.  Some celebrity (either sports or musician) will appear to plug something. If sports, a service (with comedy segment!), if music, a game.

Sony will show off some sort of new hardware device without actually showing off anything on the hardware device, using CGI videos to portray how "lifelike" things are, with the inclusion of rubber duckies and lots of charts. They may toss the word "Standard" in there a lot and make allusions to sales figures of previously released software, all after Jack Trenton shows up to crack a few jokes.  Marcus meanwhile is nowhere to be found, nor the mention of Playstation Home or PSP Go.

Nintendo will show off 3DS stuff, talk about some new project that they're working on that may or many not ever come out (vitality sensor) or will be forgotten by them after a year (e-reader, Wii zapper). They will show off around 3 new Wii games, including the new Zelda game (this will be the one they refer to as "hardcore" to show that the Wii is for "hardcore" gamers), and they'll probably throw a random 3rd party game in there to show that 3rd party games "sell" on the system.  One of the "big N" games they show off will never be released (Pennant Chase Baseball, Kirby's Adventure GCN, Project HAMMER, Disaster Day of Crisis for the US).

What say you?

Wait... you guys don't eat toothpaste?  It's just like cake frosting from those candy tubes.

I have read that Xmen: Frirst Class is second only to X2.  I'll probably go see it in the next two weeks or so.