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Predict the E3 Press Conferences!
« on: Jun 05, 2011, 01:05:17 AM »
Microsoft will show off an FPS set in the not-to-distant future involving something regarding either robotics of cyborgs, where you shoot things with big guns in a harsh grey environment over Xbox Live. They will also talk about something that ties Xbox Live into Windows somehow, that no one will care about. They will then show off 3 more games like the above mentioned one, and then talk about how great Kinect sales are.  Some celebrity (either sports or musician) will appear to plug something. If sports, a service (with comedy segment!), if music, a game.

Sony will show off some sort of new hardware device without actually showing off anything on the hardware device, using CGI videos to portray how "lifelike" things are, with the inclusion of rubber duckies and lots of charts. They may toss the word "Standard" in there a lot and make allusions to sales figures of previously released software, all after Jack Trenton shows up to crack a few jokes.  Marcus meanwhile is nowhere to be found, nor the mention of Playstation Home or PSP Go.

Nintendo will show off 3DS stuff, talk about some new project that they're working on that may or many not ever come out (vitality sensor) or will be forgotten by them after a year (e-reader, Wii zapper). They will show off around 3 new Wii games, including the new Zelda game (this will be the one they refer to as "hardcore" to show that the Wii is for "hardcore" gamers), and they'll probably throw a random 3rd party game in there to show that 3rd party games "sell" on the system.  One of the "big N" games they show off will never be released (Pennant Chase Baseball, Kirby's Adventure GCN, Project HAMMER, Disaster Day of Crisis for the US).

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Re: Predict the E3 Press Conferences!
« Reply #1 on: Jun 05, 2011, 04:42:32 PM »
in b4 IDE posts about having sex.

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Re: Predict the E3 Press Conferences!
« Reply #2 on: Jun 05, 2011, 09:00:20 PM »
Funny that you mention that.  I was just thinking about a different kind of first person shooter that involves the connect and hip thrusting! It came wink wink wink to me last night after I had taken this little red head home...

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Re: Predict the E3 Press Conferences!
« Reply #3 on: Jun 05, 2011, 09:00:59 PM »
I meant Kinect...


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Re: Predict the E3 Press Conferences!
« Reply #4 on: Jun 06, 2011, 12:30:27 AM »
And of course that shit won't be available on the Wii.