It's usually something like:
"Hi who is this?"
"aDam"
"Adam who"
"Not Adam Lamberg damnit!"
"Oh I didn't think you were... but Adam Lamberg is cool!"
Okay fucking ANYONE who randomly knows who Adam Lamberg is and "doesn't remember why I'm on their MSN" is jsut someone who fucking forgot they added who they thought was Adam Lamberg to their list.
Here's one:
Conversation with beba1561@hotmail.com at 2004-10-02 23:32:30 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(23:32:30) beba1561@hotmail.com: hola
(23:33:07) aDam: yo
(23:33:35) beba1561@hotmail.com: what?
(23:34:07) aDam: Yo like "yo".
(23:34:16) aDam: I don't know an other way to put it.
(23:36:07) beba1561@hotmail.com: who are you
(23:36:28) aDam: aDam Gardner. Maybe you should know that since you messaged me.
(23:37:27) beba1561@hotmail.com: you are boy or girl
(23:38:17) aDam: aDam is a boy name and I am of the sex of my name.
(23:43:18) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.
(23:44:10) beba1561@hotmail.com: were are you from
(23:44:37) aDam: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. I'm not Adam Lamberg maybe that's what you're thinking.
(23:48:33) beba1561@hotmail.com: tienes digital camera?
(23:48:42) aDam: Yeah.
(23:49:06) aDam: That's me
(23:49:26) beba1561@hotmail.com: eres gay
(23:50:39) aDam: No way! That's a girl's lingerie. She asked me to put it on.
(23:50:57) aDam: And a girl drew that heart around me 'cause I'm a freakin' ladie's man!
(23:51:42) beba1561@hotmail.com: my name is hilary duff
(23:52:03) aDam: Oh yeah great I'm Tom Cruise actually. Adam Gardner is my alt.
(23:52:33) aDam: I did the crop circles too.
(23:52:36) beba1561@hotmail.com: tu culo in spanish
(23:52:44) aDam: No es espanish.
(23:52:57) beba1561@hotmail.com: i come from to espaņa
(23:53:18) aDam: I thought Hilary was from Texas.
(23:53:19) beba1561@hotmail.com: but i live in london
(23:53:39) beba1561@hotmail.com: i now
(23:54:19) beba1561@hotmail.com: adam lamberg live in new york
(23:55:34) aDam: Yeah I'm really happy for him.
(23:56:46) beba1561@hotmail.com: you asn
(23:57:54) aDam: 26/m/ um... I don't know what "n" is.
(23:58:05) aDam: You mean asian? No.
(23:58:15) beba1561@hotmail.com: no
(23:58:27) beba1561@hotmail.com: im from to espain
(23:58:28) aDam: Although I do like their girls and anime.
(00:02:49) beba1561@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
And then there's stuff like this:
Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-08-31 20:45:38 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(20:45:38) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey
(20:46:08) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-09-16 18:06:30 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(18:06:30) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey
(18:06:58) dolphins63@hotmail.com: wut is going on ?
(18:07:30) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
Conversation with dolphins63@hotmail.com at 2004-10-06 19:28:08 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(19:28:08) dolphins63@hotmail.com: hey who is this
(19:28:23) dolphins63@hotmail.com has closed the conversation window.
(19:28:25) aDam: aDam. aDam Gardner. Not Adam Lamberg.
(19:28:39) dolphins63@hotmail.com: oic
Or:
Conversation with emelia_marlina@hotmail.com at 2004-10-09 09:48:29 on ihatemsn@adamrulz.com (msn)
(09:48:29) EmELiA MarLiNa: HeyLooo
(09:48:34) aDam: ?
(09:48:41) EmELiA MarLiNa: what is your name?
(09:48:53) aDam: aDam Gardner, not Lamberg
(09:48:57) EmELiA MarLiNa: me Emelia Marlina
(09:49:01) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:49:06) EmELiA MarLiNa: where do you live>?
(09:49:25) aDam: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
(09:49:41) EmELiA MarLiNa: cool
(09:49:49) EmELiA MarLiNa: my mom hasbeen there..
(09:49:52) EmELiA MarLiNa: working...
(09:50:05) EmELiA MarLiNa: me in Malaysia
(09:50:12) aDam: Ah cool.
(09:50:13) EmELiA MarLiNa: how old are you?
(09:50:35) aDam: 26, you?
(09:50:44) EmELiA MarLiNa: 16...
(09:51:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: heyloo??
(09:51:42) aDam: Yo
(09:51:52) EmELiA MarLiNa: you know what...
(09:52:00) aDam: What/
(09:52:07) EmELiA MarLiNa: i add you long time ago...
(09:52:16) EmELiA MarLiNa: but didnt get to chat with you...
(09:52:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: cause you dont online..
(09:52:29) aDam: Cool. Where'd you get my address from?
(09:52:42) aDam: I've been online a lot in the past few months. Like every day.
(09:53:21) EmELiA MarLiNa: msn adam lamberg...!!
(09:53:25) EmELiA MarLiNa: duh~
(09:54:01) aDam: Yeah well I'm not Adam Lamberg. That was just something a lot of people got confused about.
(09:54:21) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:54:28) EmELiA MarLiNa: hey you dont mind?
(09:54:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: i'm 16?
(09:54:48) aDam: No I was once too.
(09:54:56) EmELiA MarLiNa: okay...
(09:54:59) EmELiA MarLiNa: cool
(09:55:09) EmELiA MarLiNa: well you adam lamberg or what?
(09:55:20) EmELiA MarLiNa: *like
(09:55:25) aDam: No I'm not Adam Lamberg.
(09:55:56) EmELiA MarLiNa: sorry what i meant is you like adam lamberg or what?
(09:56:25) aDam: Oh. Meh he's okay but I'm not a super fan.
(09:56:36) EmELiA MarLiNa: then?
(09:56:49) EmELiA MarLiNa: why that you join?
(09:57:14) aDam: The site that was up was an April fool's joke if that's what you're refering to.
(09:57:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: ooookay...
(09:57:47) EmELiA MarLiNa: have you heard about Malaysia?
(09:58:09) aDam: Sure. Never been there or anything but I've heard of it.
(09:58:29) EmELiA MarLiNa: oooo
(09:58:57) EmELiA MarLiNa: can i know about you?
(09:59:07) aDam: How so?
(09:59:27) EmELiA MarLiNa: can you tell me about yourself
(10:00:05) aDam: I don't know what's to tell. I like Sailor Moon and I work at the RCMP if that means anything to you.
(10:00:33) EmELiA MarLiNa: ookay...
(10:02:34) EmELiA MarLiNa: heyllooo?
(10:02:39) aDam: Yo
(10:02:39) EmELiA MarLiNa: still here?
(10:02:46) EmELiA MarLiNa: what are you doing?
(10:03:05) aDam: I'm browsing a Sailor Moon picture board.
(10:03:11) EmELiA MarLiNa: really?
(10:03:12) aDam: &http://tvkun.aya-matsuura.com/up3/upb.cgi?page=0&min=
(10:08:12) The conversation has become inactive and timed out.
(10:11:51) aDam: I've gotta take off. Later.
And it goes on like that up to Z.