Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57106 times)

B E C K · « **Reply #240 on:** May 21, 2006, 11:39:07 PM »

It's more or less a ghost town aside from the arcade and the Hardy's. Not a whole lot to do there, but I still visit.

Rama · « **Reply #241 on:** May 22, 2006, 10:00:34 AM »

A Hardees AND an Arcade!?!?!?!? HOT DAMN!

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #242 on:** May 22, 2006, 12:18:22 PM »

I think you're just not advertising loud enough. Give a dorky 18 year old a shot. You'll be his hero.

Sam · « **Reply #243 on:** May 22, 2006, 01:03:02 PM »

I haven't been to an arcade in ages; I think it's time to break that streak. Hardees suddenly sounds pretty good too.

B E C K · « **Reply #244 on:** May 22, 2006, 06:46:50 PM »

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I think you're just not advertising loud enough.

I'm not advertising.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #245 on:** May 22, 2006, 11:54:55 PM »

Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #246 on:** May 23, 2006, 04:17:43 AM »

We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.

B E C K · « **Reply #247 on:** May 23, 2006, 05:41:29 PM »

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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.

Loved, yes. Attracting attention from more horndogs than I do now, NO. Since when does sex = "loved" anyway?

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We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #248 on:** May 23, 2006, 05:44:55 PM »

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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.
Loved, yes. Attracting attention from more horndogs than I do now, NO. Since when does sex = "loved" anyway?

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We call it Carl's Jr. 'round these parts.

After some wine and a nice dinner, some dancing, chocolate and berries... and lace panties.

B E C K · « **Reply #249 on:** May 23, 2006, 05:57:49 PM »

Still doesn't if it's all in the motivation of getting sex and nothing more.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #250 on:** May 23, 2006, 07:53:20 PM »

You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #251 on:** May 23, 2006, 08:45:25 PM »

I can't say I've ever had that done lightly...

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #252 on:** May 23, 2006, 09:45:22 PM »

Whatever, it's still great.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #253 on:** May 23, 2006, 10:48:41 PM »

w0rd!

Sam · « **Reply #254 on:** May 23, 2006, 11:21:12 PM »

So, E, did you make your move yet?

IDE · « **Reply #255 on:** May 24, 2006, 07:33:20 AM »

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Why not? Everyone wants to be loved. Just Faye and IDE like it in 2 minute intervals.

Those were the best 2 minutes of your life.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #256 on:** May 24, 2006, 09:41:41 AM »

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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.

tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!

Sam · « **Reply #257 on:** May 24, 2006, 10:04:37 AM »

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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!

I agree with Faye here. But shut up, you two, I want to hear about E successfully escaping The Friend Zone.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #258 on:** May 24, 2006, 12:26:00 PM »

I thought they were talking about PDA in the produce aisle. :mellow:

Sam · « **Reply #259 on:** May 24, 2006, 03:59:34 PM »

What do they care about the new Palm Tungsten?

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #260 on:** May 24, 2006, 11:09:39 PM »

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You've never had the nape of your neck lightly kissed while another hand gropes a soft, squishy area.
tom shouldn't have a squishy area. tom shouldn't have anyone to squish tom. tom shouldn't talk about sex in the board!

My balls are squishy.

IDE · « **Reply #261 on:** May 25, 2006, 03:00:36 AM »

If it's the same person touching your squishy area day after day it's gotta get old eventually...allah loves endless variety, and blowing shit up...I think it's time for me to convert.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #262 on:** May 25, 2006, 03:12:19 AM »

I've been touching myself for over 20 years... yet I still do it regularly.

IDE · « **Reply #263 on:** May 25, 2006, 03:14:31 AM »

But you can't kiss your own nape.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #264 on:** May 25, 2006, 06:09:34 AM »

If I could easily put my mouth on any part of my body I wouldn't need a partner.

IDE · « **Reply #265 on:** May 25, 2006, 08:43:56 PM »

Would you tell us if you could?

B E C K · « **Reply #266 on:** May 28, 2006, 03:36:29 PM »

I'm certain he would.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #267 on:** May 28, 2006, 05:32:34 PM »

It has ended.

B E C K · « **Reply #268 on:** May 29, 2006, 07:54:49 PM »

No, no sir. The quest has only begun.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #269 on:** May 29, 2006, 09:15:52 PM »

No, It's Done. TRUST me. I'll recount it.
Was at work, hanging in the Dungeon, AKA the back area with all the books. Gal comes into the back, gives this guy co-worker (Know'em, nice guy.) some pizza, and then starts talking to the guy about how Male Geese attract female geese (or vice versa) by bringing them food and such.

You don't need to be a genius to tell what's going on THERE.