Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57006 times)

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #60 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:02:42 AM »

I don't believe you. IMAGES MUST BE PROVIDED TO PROVE YOUR THEORY!

IDE · « **Reply #61 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:03:24 AM »

wedding crashers was good. I don't know anyone who didn't like it.

B E C K · « **Reply #62 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:03:33 AM »

Or you could eat my chocolate log.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #63 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:04:06 AM »

Is it really chocolate?

IDE · « **Reply #64 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:04:16 AM »

TITS OR GTFO!

B E C K · « **Reply #65 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:10:14 AM »

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Is it really chocolate?

Russell Stover's does not lie, sir.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #66 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:12:02 AM »

Choxie does. That shit is too expensive for crappy chocolate. FUCK A CHOXIE!

B E C K · « **Reply #67 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:18:01 AM »

Ha, no kidding? I almost bought some the other day.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #68 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:21:15 AM »

I bought some out of curiosity today, 2 dollars for two peices of chocolate that looked like something that came from my ass, and tasted like three musketeers with cocoa powder on it.

Now Caburry's Royal Dark... mmm.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #69 on:** May 01, 2006, 08:35:45 AM »

It went very well. I was charming and funny. I don't know about WITTY, but I was FUNNY. THey enjoyed themselves, and she wants to come back out next THursday.

Also? They stomped me hardcore at Scrabble.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #70 on:** May 01, 2006, 09:41:46 AM »

Heh...you got double teamed

IDE · « **Reply #71 on:** May 01, 2006, 02:35:53 PM »

You actually talked to girls without being drunk and had a good time?

I commend you sir!

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #72 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:43:46 PM »

I know. Your mind just can't wrap around that concept....or fog of inebriation.

IDE · « **Reply #73 on:** May 01, 2006, 09:11:13 PM »

I shine in that fog like a beacon safely calling in the ships of the ladies fair.

B E C K · « **Reply #74 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:20:24 PM »

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It went very well. I was charming and funny. I don't know about WITTY, but I was FUNNY. THey enjoyed themselves, and she wants to come back out next THursday.

Also? They stomped me hardcore at Scrabble.

Hey, all right. Score. A return visit is always a good sign.

Rama · « **Reply #75 on:** May 01, 2006, 11:59:19 PM »

That's true...don't try to hit it out of the park right off the bat. Instead work on it gradualy. If after this next time she wants to do it again, then you know you are really on to something, and it may be time to make it a bit more offical with say a a flick and feast.

IDE · « **Reply #76 on:** May 02, 2006, 04:03:08 AM »

wise words, make sure to do the popcorn trick.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #77 on:** May 02, 2006, 05:53:30 AM »

The one where you bore a hole in the bottom of the bag and stick your cock through it?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #78 on:** May 02, 2006, 08:08:20 AM »

......And ruin perfectly good popcorn?

Dagurasu · « **Reply #79 on:** May 02, 2006, 12:59:14 PM »

Every time I see IDE's title I think of that damn milky way commercial, which would have been a lot better if the candy bar was still the girl when he bit into it, and he bit her head off while she screamed.

...what?

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #80 on:** May 02, 2006, 03:26:13 PM »

No, it'd have been better had, as he unwrapped the bar, it stripped more of her clothes away. Damn she was fine.

IDE · « **Reply #81 on:** May 02, 2006, 03:32:57 PM »

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The one where you bore a hole in the bottom of the bag and stick your cock through it?

the very same

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #82 on:** May 02, 2006, 07:17:12 PM »

I wish I ate popcorn. Though really... it only matters that she does. I only have the microwave kind. I would probablyneed to let it cool down first...

"I didn't put any butter on my popcorn".

We used to always make that joke about pr0n theatres or movies with hot scenes. Have a guy say "I didn't order any butter on my popcorn" insinuating someone had ejaculated in it...

IDE · « **Reply #83 on:** May 02, 2006, 07:33:02 PM »

Microwave eh...yeah you'd have to let it cool or you could cut a hole in a tupperware container I suppose...man if you video taped you doing that to your fiance and youtubed it...glorious.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #84 on:** May 02, 2006, 08:11:50 PM »

Uhm..No.

IDE · « **Reply #85 on:** May 02, 2006, 08:22:16 PM »

You can't see how great that would be? The look on her face the moment she realizes what he's done?

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #86 on:** May 02, 2006, 08:28:19 PM »

And blow the chance to woo her in a classy manner.

IDE · « **Reply #87 on:** May 02, 2006, 09:30:42 PM »

I like to think aDam's fiance would be able to take a joke from her special someone who excels at doing prolific things like: creating holidays, wearing sexy dresses, and drinking bottles of salad dressing.

B E C K · « **Reply #88 on:** May 02, 2006, 10:52:30 PM »

I think youtubing it might be pushing things....

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Every time I see IDE's title I think of that damn milky way commercial, which would have been a lot better if the candy bar was still the girl when he bit into it, and he bit her head off while she screamed.

...what?

Nothing. It sounds just like something someone like you would say.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #89 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:10:37 AM »

The joke is one thing. She accepts my unique brand of humour as only a woman who accepted my marriage proposal would...but yeah she would never be okay with me taping something like that and throwing it on Internet.