Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57059 times)

Dagurasu · « **Reply #30 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 07:21:40 PM »

Gah, I hate it when women bring their wingmen girlfriends. They do it for protection because they know the guy will put the moves on them and they think that two chicks will be good defense against one horny guy.

But if you're really good, I mean really good, you'd be able to turn it into a threesome.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #31 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 07:26:09 PM »

So she wants to take things slow and so do you. It's all good.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #32 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 07:32:28 PM »

wingmen girlfriends are so out of fashion. the new wingmen are gay guys. I go out with my gay guy so no guy will try to hit on me(i'll die before meeting boys at a bar). He looks definitely straight and he's sooo hot, we are like the hottest couple here B) (even though hes as gay as its gonna get

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Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #33 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 07:46:13 PM »

I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.

Guest · « **Reply #34 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 08:18:44 PM »

I'm thinking I should call it off for tonight. Everyone's home. ...and She's Vegetarian.
Give me a steak I can cook one, no problem. Throwing together something Vegetarian requires planning, dammit!

Extra Zero · « **Reply #35 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 08:58:31 PM »

It's called "salad", homeslice...

Salad and "vegetarian" big sausage pizza.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #36 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 09:23:50 PM »

Give her a tossed salad.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #37 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 09:58:07 PM »

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I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.

No, he looks sooo straight that everybody thinks hes my bf

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #38 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 10:44:27 PM »

Maybe they think you're a trannie.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 11:05:07 PM »

Never.

Max Con · « **Reply #40 on:** Apr 28, 2006, 12:10:20 AM »

I'd believe it.

IDE · « **Reply #41 on:** Apr 28, 2006, 03:22:44 AM »

twinkie house!

Dagurasu · « **Reply #42 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 05:17:11 PM »

Gah, a vegitarian?

Us nerds just don't have good luck with ladies... expect for that IDE fellow, if he's really the manly man he says he is.

B E C K · « **Reply #43 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 08:56:17 PM »

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I am sure he doesn't look straight. I'd probably be able to spot him. My grandfather was Bi, so I'm a quarter Bi.

You win the prize!

Merla · « **Reply #44 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 08:57:53 PM »

What is wrong with you people? Not everyone is looking for a one shot thing.

B E C K · « **Reply #45 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:00:34 PM »

Heh heh, "shot".

IDE · « **Reply #46 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:10:08 PM »

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Gah, a vegitarian?

Us nerds just don't have good luck with ladies... expect for that IDE fellow, if he's really the manly man he says he is.

I am a buffet of manliness.

But oh man if this was all an INTERNET scam complete with doctored pictures that spanned a period of over 3 years I should win some sort of aDam award or something.

B E C K · « **Reply #47 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:19:15 PM »

No, you'd just be a loser.

IDE · « **Reply #48 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:23:36 PM »

with alot of time on his hands

B E C K · « **Reply #49 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:38:42 PM »

A lot of time, a lot of tissue, a lot of lotion. Yes, we get it.

IDE · « **Reply #50 on:** Apr 29, 2006, 09:49:22 PM »

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #51 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:23:19 PM »

I'm not sure I should say what happened.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #52 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:27:31 PM »

He jacks off alot, ok?

B E C K · « **Reply #53 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:38:34 PM »

You better say what happened, durnit!

IDE · « **Reply #54 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:51:56 PM »

Did you give her the motorboat? You did didn't ya!? You motorboatin' son of a bitch!

B E C K · « **Reply #55 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:56:22 PM »

Motorboat?

IDE · « **Reply #56 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:58:32 PM »

well I can show you what it is (for free!) or you can rent wedding crashers.

Evil Monkey-Tom · « **Reply #57 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:59:33 PM »

It means he puts his head between your twins, and blows hard so they jiggle and make noises like a gas engine.

B E C K · « **Reply #58 on:** Apr 30, 2006, 11:59:55 PM »

Ah, so I'm required to have seen a gay movie to get this joke. Gotcha.

B E C K · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:01:25 AM »

And they're not twins. I just adopted two that looked alike. But don't be embarassed, they get that comment all the time.

Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 57059 times)

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