Author Topic: I'm having a panic attack... (Read 24738 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Apr 26, 2006, 08:25:19 PM »

Okay. Cute chick in the bookstore I work for, and I'm getting vibes she might be interested in me, as I'm interested in her.
Thusly, I have talked her with her as much as possible, and discovered that she loves Scrabble.
JACKPOT. I kick ASS at Scrabble, I hope.
Anyway, so, she wants to come over tomorrow evening, or Friday evening, or Next Tuesday evening, and play Scrabble.
The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.

Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 08:33:28 PM »

Answer the door naked and see what happens.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 09:47:04 PM »

Remember E, be forward otherwise you'll wind-up 'just friends'.

On second note, rent the movie 'Just Friends' for further clarification and the hilarity that is Ryan Reynolds.

Sixty Nine · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 10:24:20 PM »

Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.

Anyway good luck.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 10:38:49 PM »

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Okay. Cute chick in the bookstore I work for, and I'm getting vibes she might be interested in me, as I'm interested in her.
Thusly, I have talked her with her as much as possible, and discovered that she loves Scrabble.
JACKPOT. I kick ASS at Scrabble, I hope.
Anyway, so, she wants to come over tomorrow evening, or Friday evening, or Next Tuesday evening, and play Scrabble.
The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.

Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...

You gotta stop worrying about screwing it up. If you’re dwelling on not wanting to screw it up, then you'll screw it up. Trust me. So don't even think about. Just envision it going perfectly, exactly what you want to happen and then just try to make that happen. Don't think about what could go wrong. If something does go wrong, just roll with it. Hell, if you do it right you can even turn it around and make it works for you. You just gotta let happen, happen. I mean you might not hit a homerun right, but if you can at least get it to where she wants to do this again, or maybe even something different, then you've got your foot in the door and you can work with that.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:26:49 PM »

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Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.

Anyway good luck.

Ent?

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:27:30 PM »

Oh, yeah, and good luck. Just remember WWDD, and do the opposite.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:57:58 PM »

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Spell out dirty words. Had the most sexually charged Scrabble game with Janine once. Half the dirty stuff was hers too. Haha.

Anyway good luck.
Ent?

I let her have it because she'd let me have a stupid word at some point.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:02:48 AM »

Hmm, sexually charged Ents you say. Maybe with a carving knife, I suppose.....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:04:26 AM »

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The advantage of tomorrow evening is that Nobody else in the house will be home.

Dear god. My Family has perfect timing. And God, don't let me screw this up. Please...

So then , are you trying to fuck her?

Rama · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:06:05 AM »

When you say "Fuck her" it sounds so romantic.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:16:05 AM »

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Hmm, sexually charged Ents you say. Maybe with a carving knife, I suppose.....

It was not porno Scrabble. It was just a normal Scrabble game that ended up having more dirty words than usual. It was a little uncomfortable when her parents saw the board.

B E C K · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:56:20 AM »

Especially when "I did your mom" got a triple word score.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:00:40 AM »

Ouch. I know a guy who did the mother daughter combo within 24 hours.

B E C K · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:04:46 AM »

Weird! How did that happen?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:07:35 AM »

He was about 18 I think. The mother was early 30s. He went out with her, went home and screwed her. The next morning she left for work and he met her daughter who was about 15. She took after her mom and they had sex. Apparently the mother was much better what with the experience and all.

B E C K · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:10:39 AM »

Dude! Gilmore Girls!

IDE · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:14:28 AM »

Just be yourself and find an excuse to take your shirt off.

that's all there is to it really.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 09:26:03 AM »

We'll see. Might not even happen since I couldn't get a hold of her last night.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 09:28:03 AM »

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So then , are you trying to fuck her?

What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 11:09:54 AM »

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We'll see. Might not even happen since I couldn't get a hold of her last night.

Wait outside her window, strumming a guitar and brandishing a half-empty beer bottle. And sing "Right Here Waiting For You", making sure you slur it. That song's been creeped out enough as it is anyway, you can't hurt it anymore than all the military wives requesting it over Delilah already have.

Max Con · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:06:36 PM »

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Answer the door naked and see what happens.

Truth.

B E C K · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:59:38 PM »

Screaming and rape accusations and never being spoken to ever again.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 04:37:19 PM »

Having to be on a sex offender list for the rest of your life.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 04:58:52 PM »

Remember to scream "OOH! ROCK ME AMADEUS!" really loud, should you follow any faulty advice and get arrested...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 05:18:05 PM »

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So then , are you trying to fuck her?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.

then why do you care if your parents are in the house?

IDE · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 05:46:30 PM »

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So then , are you trying to fuck her?
What the fuck is wrong with you? I'm not a horndog! I'm not IDE! I'm a guy. There's a difference.
I'm wanting this to go right, is all.

Faye is being a little crass but are you being completely honest with yourself?

I find it hard to believe that if you had the powet to make this encounter play out any way you wished it would not include sex.

I have a measure of that powet.

I am IDE.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 05:46:57 PM »

Because they may create an awkward moment/situation...

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 06:00:03 PM »

What the fuck? It's always best to be alone, especially considering they will probably be playing a game in a common area, even when sex is not expected.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 06:44:02 PM »

And she's bringing one of her gal friends as a wingman, I think.
Though being alone is irrelevant now. Mom and Dad will be home after all, probably along with the Older Brother. ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK THAT HE IS.