Author Topic: I'm tired of people stealing my ballS!!! (Read 2658 times)

Merla · « **on:** Apr 26, 2006, 09:01:44 AM »

Nuri brought it to my attention last night that someone stole my "Go Spurs! Go!" antenna basketball. Those b@stards!!! :angry: May they suffer the wrath of God. LOL!!!

I'm surprised that ball lasted as long as it did (nearly a year). This is the third time this has happened. Someone stole my stars and stripes Micky Mouse head when I was at a friend's house. And my blue glitter Micky Mouse head was taken when I was at the mall.

I trying to figure out what to replace it with. I'm thinking of just getting a plain ball and writing Jesus loves you or something to that effect. I don't think anyone would take that.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 09:03:38 AM »

Write
"I'm Contagious". On it.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 09:14:45 AM »

I'm telling you, just buy a cheap one and write "GO SPRUS!1111" on it with a marker.

Merla · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 01:24:18 PM »

One of the campus officers told me to super glue it on next time. Or I could rig it so that the perp would get electrocuted and then Max would run them over.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 01:50:17 PM »

Get a Celtics one....nobody in San Antonio will touch it.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 03:03:41 PM »

It could be worse...the offender may have ate your ball

Extra Zero · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 04:39:09 PM »

Hahaha...Merla likes Basketball.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 04:58:36 PM »

ehmm what about not putting the ball there anymore??

Rama · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 05:01:28 PM »

WHAT!?!? Are you mad woman? An antenna without an antenna ball? The antenna would be naked! You must be smoking something woman.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 05:06:18 PM »

IMO naked looks better than with a ball or anything in it.

Sixty Nine · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 08:13:56 PM »

I"ve found it to be quite a source of pleasure when someone gets their hands on my balls...

Extra Zero · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 08:59:03 PM »

Even leathery old-people hands?

Sixty Nine · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 10:27:26 PM »

Needless to say I do'nt make it a habbit of letting leathery old people, men or relatives touch my balls.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:28:59 PM »

Nubile young children on the other hand....

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:58:50 PM »

I don't question who my balls flag in. I trust their judgement.

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:04:17 AM »

I bet they're like those freaks in Labyrinth, the ones where one tells the truth and the other lies. And sometimes, you listen to the wrong one.

TM2 Rampage · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:05:20 AM »

Yes, rig it to electrocute the person or soak it in some mixture that includes poop that never quite dries and forever remains sticky.

But I'm not sure what the person would do to your car in retaliation...

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:14:48 AM »

Well my semen shoots straight out so I assume they're on the same wavelength.

B E C K · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:54:31 AM »

Or perhaps the lying one is just very, very good at it. Really makes you think.

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:59:46 AM »

Yep! *scratches ball sac*

B E C K · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:03:53 AM »

Ask him how that felt, see if he lies!

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:05:59 AM »

*rub rub*

The sensation seems to be equally pleasurable with each. Though... I had an orgasm about an hour ago so I could be enjoying this more.