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« on: Apr 23, 2006, 03:21:12 PM »
Do you really own a copy of "Soul Plane"?

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« Reply #1 on: Apr 23, 2006, 03:53:22 PM »
To answer your question...
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« Reply #2 on: Apr 23, 2006, 03:54:47 PM »
Oh God... why?

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« Reply #3 on: Apr 23, 2006, 03:56:13 PM »
Because eventually...someone had to get drunk and buy a copy...

And I think that I'm hardly as bad as my best friend, who owns a copy of 'Heartbeeps' on DVD.
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« Reply #4 on: Apr 23, 2006, 04:15:16 PM »
o_O; I don't even know what that is.

So did you actually enjoy this movie? I find Tom Arnold funny in everything he does but besides that I didn't find this movie very entertaining.

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« Reply #5 on: Apr 23, 2006, 04:31:29 PM »
I couldn't sit through "Soul Plane".  It got borrowed from my aunt, who let her young daughter pick it out (wtf).  Chalk up another one to parenting.

Heartbeeps:  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082507/
I think I would've been better sitting through that than "Soul Plane".

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« Reply #6 on: Apr 23, 2006, 05:00:00 PM »
You'd think it would be an easier watch than Soul Plane, yet oddly it isn't...  No amount of alcohol could make it funny.  Soul Plane on the other hand is a hilarious thrill ride when combined with liquor!
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« Reply #7 on: Apr 23, 2006, 06:27:44 PM »
Since I don't drink, it merely remains a nightmare in sobriety.

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« Reply #8 on: Apr 23, 2006, 07:58:46 PM »
You're missing out.  John Witherspoon fingers a baked potato.
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 23, 2006, 08:39:32 PM »
Soul Plane is a real good "oh my God this movie is so retarded" kind of movie... and I found the teabagging joke pretty good.

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« Reply #10 on: Apr 23, 2006, 09:38:30 PM »
I saw about half of it.  I'm not inclined to believe I've missed out on anything by jumping ship at the end.

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« Reply #11 on: Apr 23, 2006, 11:12:29 PM »
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.And I think that I'm hardly as bad as my best friend, who owns a copy of 'Heartbeeps' on DVD.
Yeah, but at least that had Andy Kaufman in it...Soul Plane is Kaufmanless.  

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« Reply #12 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:39:39 PM »
You've never seen 'Heartbeeps', have you?

HAVE YOU?!
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« Reply #13 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:42:42 PM »
Well....I saw "clips" of it. Alright! I admit it....I've never seen it. But it can't be as bad as Soul Plane.....which I have also never seen.

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« Reply #14 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:45:52 PM »
I sat through 'Heartbeeps' for the first time last week...  Near the end, I began to contemplate nullification...
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« Reply #15 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:52:25 PM »
Well now I want to see, if for nothing else to pit my constution for bad movies against the mighty Extra Zeros. I sat through Krull, Freejack, The Man who Fell to Earth and Kull the Conqueror. I think I can handle it.  

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« Reply #16 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:53:23 PM »
You keep thinking that...
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« Reply #17 on: Apr 24, 2006, 04:54:58 PM »
Ah...a challenge!  

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« Reply #18 on: Apr 24, 2006, 05:42:45 PM »
I liked Kull the Conqueror.  It was like Hercules with a sword.... like... another, different, non-Hercules sword.

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« Reply #19 on: Apr 24, 2006, 11:02:35 PM »
I found sitting through Kull to be most painful. I actually paid to see in the theater and was the only one there. Half way through I snuck out and went to a different flick.

I did end up watching the whole thing a few years ago on the Sci-Fi Channel though and age didn't improve it any,  I just appericate chesse more now then I did then.  

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« Reply #20 on: Apr 24, 2006, 11:52:30 PM »
I don't remember if I rented it or first saw it on TV.  What's Krull about?

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« Reply #21 on: Apr 24, 2006, 11:59:38 PM »
Atlantis Dude needs to save the world by rescuing hot girl from even hotter but brown evil girl. He wins, black guy dies, the end.

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« Reply #22 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:03:09 AM »
From what I can tell it's about a flying Starfish and the guy who owns it...and he goes on some adventure to save a girl from a castle that only appears like at sunset or some crazy shit like that.  

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« Reply #23 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:03:34 AM »
Did we learn nothing from LL Cool J and "Deep Blue Sea"?

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« Reply #24 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:10:43 AM »
"Krull" is an awesome movie. "Kull" is a Kevin Sorbo project...

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« Reply #25 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:15:13 AM »
I guess "awesome" is a relative term.  

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« Reply #26 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:17:52 AM »
Like how "LL Cool J" also means "penis".

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« Reply #27 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:19:26 AM »
Alright....if you say so.  

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« Reply #28 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:21:09 AM »
As in "Sucking the".

I don't want it to be easy, I want it to be right.

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« Reply #29 on: Apr 25, 2006, 12:22:28 AM »
Sucking the LL Cool J?