Author Topic: This would make Rama cry. (Read 11819 times)

B E C K · « **on:** Apr 23, 2006, 02:58:11 PM »

http://www.theranger.org/vnews/display.v/A...0/4447fe45d22e2

I should also note his book might sell better if he wrote it under "Matthew Knight".

Extra Zero · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 03:13:04 PM »

Well, I don't remember Michael ever having a CD player or listening to 'Disturbed' on 'Knight Rider'. If anything, the theif just made his car more "authentic"...he should be happy.

B E C K · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 03:22:26 PM »

No, because now he can't sell the CD player to help fund his Michael Landon facial reconstruction surgery.

Rama · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 11:25:49 PM »

Shit.....he is using a 98. That's the wrong car. It's suppose to be a 1982 Black and Gold Edtion Trans-am. You can't do a proper conversion on a 98. You can get by with almost any 3rd Gen, but the 98 is a 4th Gen and none of the parts will fit. Just painting it black and putting a red light in the front does not a KITT make.

What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?

B E C K · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 11:43:51 PM »

Nah, that's about the reply that was expected.

Rama · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 11:47:09 PM »

Well, I'm glad I did my posting duties in the expected and required manner.

B E C K · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 23, 2006, 11:58:10 PM »

All I have to worry about now is not properly sanitizing after each post.

Rama · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 12:03:44 AM »

That's what you got me the wipes for.

B E C K · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 12:06:15 AM »

I didn't get your ass any wipes.

Rama · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 12:07:28 AM »

Of course you didn't.....they are for the posts, not my ass. DUH!

B E C K · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 12:13:17 AM »

Or you could always write under "Matthew Knight Shyamalananananan". Does your book have a twist?

Rama · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 12:27:27 AM »

Yeah...and no. Sorta.

Rodent of Unusual Size · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 08:40:41 AM »

"Kinesiology"? So he's essentially a P.E. major?

I suddenly don't feel so sorry for him.

B E C K · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 09:12:34 AM »

The gym classes of the future will need freakish PE teachers to accuse of molestation. When that happens, this Knight Rider weirdo will be there.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 04:47:34 PM »

Bingo.

"Hey kids, who wants a ride home? We can use turbo boost!!! Kids...?"

B E C K · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 05:40:00 PM »

The sadder thing is Kitt and Karr get in on the action.

Dagurasu · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 05:41:41 PM »

This car wasn't authentic enough. If it was, the car would have electrocuted the thief, and then run him over.

B E C K · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 05:59:48 PM »

A guy going to community college isn't gonna have an authentic Kitt.

Merla · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 06:26:05 PM »

He should know better than to take a car like that to that campus. Cars are always getting broken it to, stolen, or worse stripped naked!!!

B E C K · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 24, 2006, 06:27:23 PM »

Yes, I've seen many a bare car tit in my day.

IDE · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 25, 2006, 02:26:42 AM »

I saw the pizza girl's boobies night before last...they were magnificent.

B E C K · « **Reply #21 on:** Apr 25, 2006, 09:36:47 PM »

Pepperoni nipples?

IDE · « **Reply #22 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 03:27:21 AM »

No they were pink and perfect...she had a sort of punk emo hair style and her boobies...oh, pizza girl...*sigh*

Rama · « **Reply #23 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 02:42:51 PM »

I'm surprised a joke about sausage hasn't come up yet.

Merla · « **Reply #24 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 03:03:24 PM »

Quote

I saw the pizza girl's boobies night before last...they were magnificent.

How did that come about? She was popping out of her shirt or what?

IDE · « **Reply #25 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 04:07:23 PM »

She was leaning foward get a to go box for me under the counter.

B E C K · « **Reply #26 on:** Apr 26, 2006, 11:38:15 PM »

And she wasn't wearing a bra. What, were they boy-tits?

Chopper Face 69 · « **Reply #27 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 12:00:16 AM »

I'd lean forward to grab her box.

IDE · « **Reply #28 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:22:47 AM »

Nope she wasn't wearing a bra, but the shirt wasn't really that loose of a shirt either, and they weren't boy tits (they were smaller but by no means too small) b cups I think and really nicely shaped.

B E C K · « **Reply #29 on:** Apr 27, 2006, 01:36:18 AM »

Paralellagrams! Tetrahedrons!