Author Topic: Titus is God. (Read 6933 times)

Wickedly Yours E · « **on:** Apr 18, 2006, 08:35:50 PM »

I love this show so much. Stupid FOX.

Max Con · « **Reply #1 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 08:56:01 PM »

I feel so bad for the guy.

None of the jokes about his mother being insane or killing her husband are fictitious.

Extra Zero · « **Reply #2 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 09:32:07 PM »

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I feel so bad for the guy.

None of the jokes about his mother being insane or killing her husband are fictitious.

And people think my stuff I say about my sisters are sick jokes...

Max Con · « **Reply #3 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 11:15:07 PM »

Well, with him, it's a pity thing.

Your sister is just a barrel of hilarity.

Rama · « **Reply #4 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 11:19:03 PM »

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I love this show so much. Stupid FOX.

I'm with you. Titus is all time fav. sitcom ever.

B E C K · « **Reply #5 on:** Apr 18, 2006, 11:47:00 PM »

Never saw it.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 12:49:10 AM »

Mine is Yes Dear, which sometimes stars Titus. Yes Dear is a great show.

B E C K · « **Reply #7 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 01:32:19 AM »

Never seen it. I miss Married with Children and Roseanne. I don't think I've seen any non-animated sitcom with any regularity since the 1990's.

Too many sitcoms are too frickin' white-middle class. Can't relate. Or they're just painful, like George Lopez.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #8 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 09:16:06 AM »

Agreed.

tomduo · « **Reply #9 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 12:54:41 PM »

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Never seen it. I miss Married with Children and Roseanne. I don't think I've seen any non-animated sitcom with any regularity since the 1990's.

Too many sitcoms are too frickin' white-middle class. Can't relate. Or they're just painful, like George Lopez.

Yes Dear is that great one where neither husband is middle class. The main husband, Greg, is an upper class executive who has a hot wife and a great job in Hollywood. His brotherinlaw (Mike O'Malley) who lives in his guesthouse is a poor slob who works security at the studio.

They constantly make jokes that other shows wouldn't...

I can't explain more than squirrel eating, Maury Povich and his wife trying to swing with the 2 families, and perhaps the greatest character actors playing the best dysfunctional in-laws ever.

And they discuss moobs.

Max Con · « **Reply #10 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 01:49:42 PM »

It blew my mind when Yes Dear referenced Legend of the Overfiend.

tomduo · « **Reply #11 on:** Apr 19, 2006, 02:58:42 PM »

AND THAT TOO!

...son, you need to learn to hide your Japanese pr0n better.

...Tim Conway was the Dad.

spooie · « **Reply #12 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:30:27 AM »

Anyone catch Titus' Showtime Special "Norman Rockwell is Bleeding" about a year and a half ago? It wasn't that bad.

Rama · « **Reply #13 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:35:34 AM »

Yes I did. I really liked it. It's good to see there are people whose life is more fucked up then mine. Which is why I come here as well. I mean every time I'm feeling down, I just come here and think; "Well at least I'm not Doug." and I feel better.

spooie · « **Reply #14 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:37:31 AM »

That's kind of how I'd feel about writing stuff. I'd just pop in Batman and Robin, and realize no matter how bad my crap is, if that shit can get made for $120 million... anything is possible.

Rama · « **Reply #15 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:44:33 AM »

True enough. I keep a book called "Snowman" by Norman Bogner, nearby at all times. I've read this thing and it's utter trash. And I figure if this guy got published then how hard can it be? It actually calls him "Bestselling author" on the back. That gives me even more hope. LOL!

spooie · « **Reply #16 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:48:17 AM »

Let me guess... New York Times?

Someone once said something like "90% of all books at one point in time, are a New York Times best seller".

Rama · « **Reply #17 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:51:41 AM »

I don't know...it doesn't say. But New York Times list is what I'm shooting for. Once you get on that list you can slap it on the cover and triple your sales....even though it doesn't mean much. Isn't that list like 500 books long or something like that?

spooie · « **Reply #18 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:53:37 AM »

I think it is, actually.

See... if I had a book I needed to sell, I'd just buy Oprah a box of donuts.

Rama · « **Reply #19 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 12:56:04 AM »

Yeah, but I'd hate to be on her show being blasted for making stuff up in my book. I mean the whole thing is made up, that's the point.

Wickedly Yours E · « **Reply #20 on:** Apr 21, 2006, 09:06:05 AM »

Oprah: "So why is it you make stuff up for your book?"
Someone on this board: "Shut the fuck up, you big black bitch. IT's a FICTION BOOK."