Author Topic: i need help (Read 17521 times)

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #30 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 08:59:10 PM »

no

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I still say fucking loudly. Broken bed makes it more fun. Or you could fuck in her bed while she's gone and get it all covered and hot love juices. But then you might end up having an orgy with her and her boyfriend.

eww never! i dont think she has a bf cause shes always here in the apt, as the big loser she is!

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Oh, and if you do the shoe thing, masturbate in it.

honey i dont have a dick, i cant just point my penis and cum inside the shoe

Fiero · « **Reply #31 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 10:23:16 PM »

Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo, if you can't figure out how to squat and squirt.

MegatronYES · « **Reply #32 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 11:41:51 PM »

Niggity. On the asty.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #33 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 12:23:37 AM »

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Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo, if you can't figure out how to squat and squirt.

how can a girl do that!!??

tomduo · « **Reply #34 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 12:44:28 AM »

practice.

Sam · « **Reply #35 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 01:01:43 AM »

I'm having trouble working up any sympathy for you, who were partying until the wee hours of the morning. She on the other hand was getting up at a decent hour to go to school.

Either go to bed earlier or grin and bear it.

Or, hey, follow Rumble's suggestion and take pictures. Either or.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #36 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 11:14:05 AM »

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I'm having trouble working up any sympathy for you, who were partying until the wee hours of the morning. She on the other hand was getting up at a decent hour to go to school.

yo FUCK THAT, im on vacations, me and the whole freaking apartment. she shouldnt even be here, i miss my old roommate:'(
PLUS, i dont care if she has to wake up at 8am, as long as she doesnt turn the light on and make any noise! as she did today again. thats it, hallas, im gonna talk with this bitch, i cant take it anymore

Bitch · « **Reply #37 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 11:28:03 AM »

So you're bitching because she wants to turn the light on and be able to actually go through her morning routine without having to walk on eggshells just to make you, who won't be there much longer anyway, happy? Look, if you've really got such a problem with it, why not just buy a blindfold and some earplugs? You can buy a box of 200 pair of the heavy-duty shooting earplugs for $5, and they work awesomely.

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #38 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 11:37:20 AM »

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Then use her fucking shoe like a dildo

*Bernie regards her stiletto pump with 3-inch heel*

Um...I'll pass. My health insurance premiums are high enough.

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im gonna talk with this bitch, i cant take it anymore

Good move. If she's doing it deliberately, there's bound to be a reason. If you're waking her up when you come in, then maybe she's getting even or trying to show you how it feels in the hopes that it will make you sympathetic, which like most attempts to get others to read one's mind rarely works. If she's a light sleeper, it won't matter how quiet you are when you come in. I'm still predicting roommate change.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #39 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 01:47:01 PM »

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So you're bitching because she wants to turn the light on and be able to actually go through her morning routine without having to walk on eggshells just to make you, who won't be there much longer anyway, happy?

its not about being "happy" , is about the roommate rules! when a roommate is sleeping in the morning, there cant be any light on. my room is not that dark during the morning, you can still see everything even with no light on.

Yeah Bernie, I'm moving out soon but just because I won't be going to classes for 6 months, but then I'm going to come back.

Max Con · « **Reply #40 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 01:54:35 PM »

That rule exists only in your mind.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #41 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 01:57:10 PM »

exactly, and in the mind of the other 4 roommates of this apt too.

B E C K · « **Reply #42 on:** Sep 17, 2004, 11:27:15 PM »

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my ex bf jumped into it and broke it

the mental pictures I got from that frightened me...

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yep, god is punishing me for not going to mass:'(

That sounds about right.

It's kinda the same with me and my family right now. I sleep in the living room and sometimes go to sleep at late as 4 in the morning. My mom and sister get up at around 5 to get ready for work. It's not unreasonable at all for them to be up, it's just when they start flicking all sorts of lights or making too much noise. One morning Merla was really getting on my nerves. She was wearing her "horse hooves" and everytime she went to get something in the bathroom or in the kitchen, it was CLIP CLOP CLIP CLOP like a fucking horse...

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #43 on:** Sep 18, 2004, 03:34:13 PM »

did u tell her about that?

B E C K · « **Reply #44 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 12:57:55 AM »

Yes and she reminded me that I used to call her "horsey" as a joke many many a year back.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #45 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 01:19:35 PM »

B E C K · « **Reply #46 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 09:08:59 PM »

Is that roomy of yours also a horse?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #47 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 09:31:21 PM »

i dont know what she does, but thanks god she doesnt make noise when she walks, prolly cause the room is carpet-ed or however u call it

B E C K · « **Reply #48 on:** Sep 19, 2004, 09:49:29 PM »

Well at least you have that. Did you ever talk to her about waking you up and all of that?

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #49 on:** Sep 20, 2004, 11:48:12 AM »

yep yesterday, and today she didnt turn the light on:-D
she did some noise tho...