Author Topic: i need help (Read 17501 times)

Faye Valentine · « **on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:42:33 AM »

to fuck my new roommate! :angry:

bitch woke me up today at 8am ! 8 FUCKING AM!!! i went to sleep at 5:30am, for god's sake

i NEVER make noise when i come back from partying, ever! im pretty respectful with my roommates cause they are respectful with me, but this girl doesn't care shit! so ive been thinking about le revenge, what do u guys think i should do? i accept sugerences! except having sex in the room, i dont have a bf, i dont wanna bring a guy who's not my bf here, thats bad. sohuld i smoke in the room? bring all freaking theta chi(frat) to the room and have a party? what?

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #1 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 09:01:12 AM »

A little more info - did she wake you up at 8 out of spite or was she getting ready for class? 8 AM isn't an unreasonable time to be up for school, work, etc. Could you get a roommate with a more compatable schedule if you don't like early risers?

tomduo · « **Reply #2 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:05:42 AM »

*lives in a studio dorm, so doesn't have to worry about roomies*

^_^

Bitch · « **Reply #3 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:38:28 AM »

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to fuck my new roommate! :angry:

XD

Yeah, you're gonna have to be more specific. Is she simply coming in and waking you up at 8 AM, or is she getting ready for class like Bernie said?

tomduo · « **Reply #4 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:39:56 AM »

Put honey in her bed, and let the ants do the rest.

Bitch · « **Reply #5 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:42:08 AM »

Put honey in her underwear drawer instead.

tomduo · « **Reply #6 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 10:46:19 AM »

I'd hate to be the guy to try to snatch her panties...

@.x;

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #7 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 12:03:23 PM »

Yow!! Isn't that Nads hair remover made out of honey or sugar??

Merla · « **Reply #8 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 01:25:42 PM »

I think so. I can also tell you that that shit doesn't work. It torn most of my leg hairs in half. A most painful experience. :angry: :wacko:

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #9 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 02:56:39 PM »

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A little more info - did she wake you up at 8 out of spite or was she getting ready for class? 8 AM isn't an unreasonable time to be up for school, work, etc. Could you get a roommate with a more compatable schedule if you don't like early risers?

(btw i checked the convo i had with my friend, we ended talking at 6, which means i went to sleep at 6:30)
well i think she has class at 10...which doesnt explain why would she wake up at 8am and take more than an hour in getting ready...she wasnt even getting ready, she just decided to just do any kind of noise...till now i dont know what she was doing, cause everything looks the same. but when i would wake up to go to class, with my other roommates, i would just get my stuff, get into the bathroom and closed the door and get ready in there. i dont know what is wrong with her, fucking temple kids :'( i mean, she had to do a LOT of noise to wake me up like 2 hours after i went to sleep completely trashed...AND i think she stole my mac lipstick:'( the only thing that came out good of all of this is that i finally got the hour at which jerry springer is on tv:-/

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Put honey in her bed, and let the ants do the rest.

yo i just woke up from a 5 hour "nap" and i had a dream of that!(before i read ur post)

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #10 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 03:23:49 PM »

Sounds like a pissing contest is about to start. If you can't talk it out, you may have to change roomies. Things will just get more territorial if you start the revenge cycle.

*wonders how long before somebody suggests seducing roomie to ensure cooperation*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #11 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 03:41:51 PM »

only problem is that im leaving in like 2 weeks or less, plus she doesnt wanna be with a male roommate and the other 4 are males. her friend is supposedly gonna take my place when i leave. so this is it, either she shuts teh fcuk up tomorrow morning, or shes gonna have a 24/7 party in the room. im already thinking of things i can do to fuck her over, like smoking in the room, gettin the lightbulbs out of the only lamp that illuminate the room(that way she cant turn it on) etc etc.

did i already talk about that other day i which she brought some indian food to the room, and the smell was soo strong that i had a headache and i couldnt even feel my lips? yep, god is punishing me for not going to mass:'(

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #12 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 04:27:43 PM »

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fucking temple kids

Not from country; please to explain....

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #13 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 05:13:38 PM »

temple university, she goes to temple. people in that university are kinda weird. thats why she is in classes right now, while me and the rest of roommates are on vacations

Karmarose · « **Reply #14 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 08:53:46 PM »

If she's got a car you can play on the "putting sugar in the gas tank" lore...

*has to try it sometime*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #15 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 09:09:48 PM »

no she doesnt have a car :-/

Bitch · « **Reply #16 on:** Sep 15, 2004, 09:13:20 PM »

When my brother was little, he used to put mashed potatoes in my dad's combat boots. Does your roommate have any shoes that you can stick gross stuff in? Extra points if she's not wearing socks!

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #17 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 12:45:18 AM »

no i cant do that cause she'll know for sure that its ooon! i wanna be subtle enough that my actions could have mor ethan one explanation, that way if she complains i would always have a good explanation and she would end up being the bitch:-D

MegatronYES · « **Reply #18 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 01:29:35 AM »

The best revenge is definitely maki9ng love uneccessarily voilently and loudly.

I can be on a plane in four hours.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #19 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 08:59:33 AM »

even if i would do that, i wouldnt be able to cause my bed is broken

tomduo · « **Reply #20 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 10:57:50 AM »

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even if i would do that, i wouldnt be able to cause my bed is broken

...must resist!

Bernie AKA · « **Reply #21 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 11:16:49 AM »

*pries teeth out of tongue*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #22 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 01:33:32 PM »

my ex bf jumped into it and broke it

tomduo · « **Reply #23 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 01:41:14 PM »

I thought it was from frequent stress, but ok.

*slips*

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #24 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 04:45:01 PM »

maybe that too, but what did it was his stupid ass jumping into my bed.fuck ikea.

Rumble · « **Reply #25 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 05:11:11 PM »

Well if she actually sleeps in the same room with you, just do the old 'camp' trick. Wait till she's asleep then put her hand in a glass of icecold water.

Then stand back and watch her wet her bed.

Faye Valentine · « **Reply #26 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 06:32:21 PM »

that works if its hot water, dear

Rumble · « **Reply #27 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 07:30:10 PM »

I've always had very good results with cold water

Fiero · « **Reply #28 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 07:31:51 PM »

I still say fucking loudly. Broken bed makes it more fun. Or you could fuck in her bed while she's gone and get it all covered and hot love juices. But then you might end up having an orgy with her and her boyfriend.

Oh, and if you do the shoe thing, masturbate in it.

Rumble · « **Reply #29 on:** Sep 16, 2004, 07:34:48 PM »

Or you could just do as you stated in your opening post, and just fuck her.

Be sure to take pictures and send them to me though